Alive or not...

Femers are the least of his worries

 

I would think his femur is the last of his worry

 

Gonna go with his insides are scrambled eggs

 

You are too fast

 

I think those were his femurs which were ejected into the stratosphere

 

i think that’s the last of his worries, his femurs i mean

 

Know for whom it's the first of their worries? Birds that happen to be passing by.

 

I find these femur jokes humerus

 

or anybody who went on a elon musk type of vacation in space

 

What do you think the last think that went through his mind was?

Spoiler

his femurs

 

More like Femurs Last Words.

 

I really hope these broken femur jokes don't get any traction.

Tibia honest, that guy wouldn't stand a chance in court if he tried to sue.

He wouldn't have a leg to stand on.

 

I’m gonna kneed you guys to relax with all the leg puns.

 

Way to stand your ground.

 

Femurs more like R.I.P.-murs

 

just missed the 7-11 split

 

Randy made that look better than his own move

 

That was hilarious, she's probably fine, sore neck/back is all I bet

 

i don’t see this as lucky, more like a bit lucky in a nearly almost impossible unlucky event