Alive or not...

Femers are the least of his worries

 

I would think his femur is the last of his worry

 

Gonna go with his insides are scrambled eggs

 

You are too fast

 

I think those were his femurs which were ejected into the stratosphere

 

i think that’s the last of his worries, his femurs i mean

 

Know for whom it's the first of their worries? Birds that happen to be passing by.

 

I find these femur jokes humerus

 

or anybody who went on a elon musk type of vacation in space

 

What do you think the last think that went through his mind was?

Spoiler

his femurs

 

More like Femurs Last Words.

 

I really hope these broken femur jokes don't get any traction.

Tibia honest, that guy wouldn't stand a chance in court if he tried to sue.

He wouldn't have a leg to stand on.

 

I’m gonna kneed you guys to relax with all the leg puns.

 

Way to stand your ground.

 

Femurs more like R.I.P.-murs

 

just missed the 7-11 split

 

Randy made that look better than his own move

 

That was hilarious, she's probably fine, sore neck/back is all I bet

 

i don’t see this as lucky, more like a bit lucky in a nearly almost impossible unlucky event

 

Had to be a horrible way to go.

 

Fuck, Crane Operator might be ok physically. But what an emotional toll this is gonna take on him.

 

That green truck was not having any of it

 

Chlorine?

 

Chorine gas is red

 

https://emergency.cdc.gov/agent/chlorine/basics/facts.asp

“Chlorine gas appears to be yellow-green in color”

 

And here I thought that chemistry major was finally seeing its day

 

I think we've had about 3-4 deaths and multiple serious injuries thus far on these - it's literally every weekend:

 

Was hoping for the cars with idiots hanging out the doors/sunroofs to flip over. Disappointed.

 

Fast and Furious 27 doesn’t look nearly as good some of the earlier work.

 

Incredible goal

 

One of the more impressive headers I've ever seen given the angle

 

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRNbNVMM/?k=1

 

It's not as easy as they make it look on Jackass.

 

Ur a jackass. BOOM ROASTED!

 

Touche

 

guessinf dead by that dudes reaction