Alive or not...

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  1. bertwing

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    Going to guess his femurs aren’t in great shape
     
  2. TableKnight

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    Femers are the least of his worries
     
  3. IHHH

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    I would think his femur is the last of his worry
     
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  4. Nole0515

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    Gonna go with his insides are scrambled eggs
     
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  5. bertwing

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    Yes guys I know
     
  6. IHHH

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    You are too fast
     
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  7. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    I think those were his femurs which were ejected into the stratosphere
     
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  8. IHHH

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    i think that’s the last of his worries, his femurs i mean
     
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  9. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Know for whom it's the first of their worries? Birds that happen to be passing by.
     
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  10. AptosDuck

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    I find these femur jokes humerus
     
  11. IHHH

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    or anybody who went on a elon musk type of vacation in space
     
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  12. TableKnight

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    What do you think the last think that went through his mind was?

    his femurs
     
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  13. chet fire

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    More like Femurs Last Words.
     
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  14. broken internet

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    I really hope these broken femur jokes don't get any traction.

    Tibia honest, that guy wouldn't stand a chance in court if he tried to sue.

    He wouldn't have a leg to stand on.
     
  15. hensleya

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    I’m gonna kneed you guys to relax with all the leg puns.
     
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  16. War Grundle

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    Way to stand your ground.
     
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  17. bertwing

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  18. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Femurs more like R.I.P.-murs
     
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  19. pearl

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  20. Prospector

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    just missed the 7-11 split
     
  21. Shinzonᴵᴵ

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  22. The Subspace Mariner

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    Randy made that look better than his own move
     
  23. skrouse

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    That was hilarious, she's probably fine, sore neck/back is all I bet
     
  24. a.tramp

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  25. IHHH

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    i don’t see this as lucky, more like a bit lucky in a nearly almost impossible unlucky event
     
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