Alive or not...

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  1. hensleya

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  2. IowaHuskerFan3

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  3. Icculus is a Bammer

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  4. Hank Scorpio

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    Looked like he fainted
     
  5. a.tramp

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    My dear sir, the place he chose to set his body was only occupied with gravity and atmosphere.
     
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  6. Handcuffed

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    So that he can learn to pick himself up.
     
  7. pearl

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  8. bigred77

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    my thought too, he didnt look so good in those few steps he took then when he looked up it looked like the lights just went out
     
  9. The Subspace Mariner

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    I've fainted a couple times from blood pressure l, and the worst I ever got was my children laughing at my misfortune.
     
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    Lol of all the weird wiki pages I frequent — fatal shark attacks, fatal crocodile attacks, etc — I somehow had never stumbled upon that one before.
     
  12. Handcuffed

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  13. pearl

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    Oh my, why wasn’t he using safety racks?


     
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  14. DAT.ass

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  15. bigred77

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    Not exactly
     
  16. bigred77

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    Yea, that's extremely dumb
    Like free weights completely outside any rack plus the spotter was 100% worthless in anything he was trying to do
    I'm over 40 years old and don't think I've ever seen someone using a complete open rack like that for a heavy squat
     
  17. The Subspace Mariner

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    Horrible spotting all around. Just terrible. No side spots, and the back guy gave him no room to bail on the weight.
     
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  18. The Subspace Mariner

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    They said 400 lbs, but weren't those 100 lb red plates?
     
  19. bigred77

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    I thought red was 55
     
  20. bigred77

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    But even if I'm right and they are 55 lb red plates
    The blue are 44 lb plates, which puts you over 400 before the bar
    Probably close to 450 with the bar

    Still not super Olympic weight, but enough to be more respectful than that
     
  21. beerme

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    They would all have reached terminal velocity easily, but what that speed is will vary depending on drag
     
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  22. The Subspace Mariner

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    I guess id have expected him to not have trouble with that weight. Granted, I don't know what weight class that guy is, and body builders aren't strength guys, but I'm neither, and a guy dying on a weight I'd hit with no spotters seems weird to me.
     
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  23. Redav

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    Yeah that spotter had zero leverage to do anything at all to help
     
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  24. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Yeah spotter should have yanked the weight backwards off of him. He was in the way of him bailing out backwards and let his body lean forward and it rolled up on his neck
     
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  25. pearl

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  26. Baseballman86

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    Maybe just a world champ at playing dead?
     
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  27. devine

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    I think he is dead
     
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  29. Carl Brutananadilewski

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    I was going to say great at holding his breath?
     
  30. bigred77

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    World champ
     
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  31. DAT.ass

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  32. Aussie

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    Probably wishes they are dead if they survived.
     
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  34. Shinzonᴵᴵ

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    It’s cool. Disney’s just shooting a live-action version of Fantasia.
     
  35. TableKnight

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    Torn between this thread and bad cop thread.

     
  36. Redav

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  37. The Subspace Mariner

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    Yet another cop who has no idea how to act under pressure. You taze a guy while he's in the middle of the interstate?!
     
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  38. kinghill

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    dude who ran fucked around and found out I guess
     
  39. IHHH

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    while I do not agree with that because running from a cop is not supposed to be met by the death penalty but even if you are of that opinion, that stupid cop could’ve caused a major car crash and kill even more people. If you have zero sympathy for the guy running, have a little for the driver of the car who will definitely be traumatized by this.
     
  40. bigred77

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    Him still having the radio and all his stuff around his waist makes me wonder if it was an accident or something
     
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  41. Shinzonᴵᴵ

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  42. Aussie

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    Stood there like a deer in the headlights.
     
  43. kinghill

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  44. kinghill

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    I have zero sympathy for the guy running

    I have much sympathy for everyone else
     
  45. Aussie

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    Darwinism
     
  46. Shinzonᴵᴵ

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    Huh? That’s a stretch. There’s a major difference between not feeling sorry for someone and then wanting them to die. Seems obvious.
     
  47. The Subspace Mariner

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    More than likely not dead. However, I'm inclined to ask how an adult human seems to lack any self preservation skills whatsoever.
     
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