Thank god all of the remaining Halloween candy is finally disappearing from the office. We have a bunch of those ladies who say, "I'm so bad", as they proceed to eat 4-5 fun size Snickers/Skittles/Reese's cups daily.
Our candy bowl keeps going down then getting refilled by people dumping in more. Someone the other day walked by and said "did these respawn?"
Quick Question: If some co-workers organized a staff Christmas party at a local establishment where you had to pay for your dinner and drinks, Would you... A. Sign up and go B. lol hard pass C. Raise a federal case about how f'd up it is that the department isn't paying for it
Oh I wasn't going to go but most of my co-workers are pissed because the party isn't funded by the department or a group of physicians...this is the Annoying Co-worker thread after all
Let me in the meetings with the lawyer about the upcoming litigation that could potentially destroy my family company. That would be nice. I’m stressed.
B This will be my 6th Christmas with my company and I’ve found an excuse to get out of the Christmas party every year.
Unless I’m guaranteed a blowjob from one of the handful of MILF coworkers at said Christmas party, I’m not going.
Guy who sits next to me talks at the room, hoping someone will take the bait. I made a huge mistake in telling him I played guitar, because he won't shut the fuck up about guitars now. He came over to show me some guitar pics on his phone and accidentally flipped to a pic of his ex wife. "Oh that's the ex, I gotta delete that" in a borderline flamboyant southern accent. The boss sits across from us and I do my best to act like I'm not a willful participant while this guy yammers on half the day about shit that's not work-related.
Completely contingent upon whether you like your co-workers/job. If you want to celebrate them then go. I wouldn’t let money stop you from hanging with them. I know one new employee that won’t be there considering there is no free food though...
Supposed to have a office pot luck lunch today, totally forgot so I’ll probably try to leave. Our company Christmas party is dope. Dinner, drinks & hotel all paid for with all 6 of our offices together. We do it in January which is weird, but done so it doesn’t mess up people’s family stuff in December.
I was working out in our office gym this morning and the old lady in the office came into the gym and interrupted me in the middle of heavy dumbbell military presses to ask me about my wedding. Took a lot of mental strength to not throw one of them at her.
I felt cringeworthy this morning. I called in and said I didnt feel well and was going to stay home. I rarely do that and feel shitty but my girlfriend leaves tomorrow for at least a couple months. Sorry but not sorry. I’m saving my remaining vacation days to go visit her in December.
I hate when I'm lifting extraordinarily heavy weight and sweet old women ask me questions. I'm sorry chief, I can't hear you over the sound of David Guetta and the 10 grams of NO Explode I had for breakfast.
Send important email Friday at closing time that needs an answer. I need more information to answer appropriately. Send email back, off all week with no direction on who I can contact to help
Please PM me with your SS# and other personal info. I will get you on the right plan. And don't worry, we will do it....TOGETHER!
Thanksgiving week is our busiest time. So we decided to debut a new service this week. Super duper timing. Assholes.
My CEO schedules a certain amount of holidays that the office will be closed for every year. This year like 4 of them were on a Saturday or Sunday when we're off anyway. There is no need to draw a giant H with a red sharpie on the dry erase calander if we already have the day off.