Antonio Brown AKA Mr Big Chest offseason of chaos thread

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  1. audrew

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    This all ends with this scene between AB and Tomlin, right?

     
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  2. Jack Parkman

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  3. HotMic

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  4. 941Gator

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    just the picture would have sufficed, NFL_Memes
     
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  5. Pelican Grove

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    What is it?
     
  6. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Something along the lines of

    "My friend and I were talking about bill Cosby. And he said you know, the worst part is the lying.

    I looked at him and said, no, the worst part is the dozens and dozens of rapes. And then the next worst part is all those poor women that be drugged. Then Yea after all that the lying is bad."

    Just made me think about everyone talking about how unprofessional the guy was.. Turns out he may be a legit rapist.
     
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  7. racer

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    The white nfl ownership made him rape.
     
  8. HotMic

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    Good point. Edited.
     
  9. dallasdawg

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  10. nofatchildren

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    Is that the zone where people can't read and then make shit up and then run with it like fact? Aka the watson zone.
     
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  11. bertwing

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    Gotta keep them hoes on their toes
     
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  12. Aaron Hernandez

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    exactly
     
  13. electronic

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    I’m just doing a character of a normal person who hates douchebag masshole dudebros. For content.
     
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  14. Pelican

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  15. Pelican

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    lol that was supposed to just be the Schefter tweet; not the weird reply.
     
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  16. AUShyGuy

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  17. Jack Parkman

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  18. Pelican Grove

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    A man trying to explain what would happen if he got raped. What a fucking world.
     
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  19. bro

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    victim blaming is unbelievably rampant these days. No matter how many studies are out there that state how victim's rarely immediately report, people act like they know exactly how they'd act after being raped.

    Regardless of the outcome of this civil action, nothing quite like a guy telling people how he would respond to being raped.
     
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  20. bro

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  21. bro

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    ya Bill, confused why the media isn't asking how the Pats will prepare and handle the fucking Miami Dolphins
     
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  22. MtOread

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  23. ColeTrickle

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    Sooo about my fantasy team.
     
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  24. racer

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    You might say that the patriots team, as a whole, is going to sexually assault the Miami dolphins.
     
  25. Houndster

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    I’m following Bill’s lead on this one
     
  26. Chipper>Jeter

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    I got Josh Gordon so I hope the fry AB’s ass
     
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  27. Nole96SC

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    I got a chuckle out of him being back in a Schutt helmet at Patriots practice today. Hopefully its one of the banned ones.
     
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  28. racer

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    It could be this and the nfl would allow it in NE.

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  29. Nole96SC

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  30. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    I was responding to people claiming he admitted to that. Are those his words or her allegations?
     
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  31. Willpépé

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    I did not see that or read that this morning. So wow, he really did skeet on her back. Thanks and my bad B.
    read the attachment in his jack quote. No pun intended.
     
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  32. Nole96SC

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    That's her allegation and his words were: "I jack my dick on your back", laughing about "busing on your back". So...
     
  33. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Right, the issue isn't if he did it. It's if the interaction was consensual. Also haven't been following the story since this morning. Things could have changed.
     
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  34. dallasdawg

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    or if those emails are even real
     
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  35. Willpépé

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    I didn’t factor in the fact that he has an entire IT team and films virtually 90% of his waking hours.
     
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  36. Aaron Hernandez

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    I don’t at all follow the logic that his email contains an admission of sexual assault. Actually I didn’t really follow along with anything written in that email, let alone sexual assault.
     
  37. Aaron Hernandez

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    Well now you’re being mad again.
     
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  38. racer

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    I take it to be a kind of ‘hey guess what I got you good’. AKA she didn’t know in advance or give consent.
     
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  39. Aaron Hernandez

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    I think people might make that inference based on the allegation. But by itself, I think I would just assume is was in reference to some consensual thing they did.

    I’m not trying to discredit her allegation, I just think it’s ridiculous to suggest that could be used as an admission in any legal situation.
     
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  40. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    I think he's saying just because I came on your back doesn't mean to you are getting money. There's an implied threat to tell tell the mother of his child, to which he's replying that she already knows about it and doesn't care.
     
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  41. Jack Parkman

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  42. 941Gator

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    what a wild ride. havent click any links but sounds like he possibly jerked off on her back while she was sleeping, in Florida, and now state atty office is looking., so....

    keep in mind the victim has to know it is happening (ie be in fear) for it to be an assault. Fla has no "sexual assault" charge anyway, so that is made up language. we have sexual battery which is penetration. we have various lewd lascivious "l&l" charges but many of them don't fit this jerk off incident. I suppose simple battery would fit, as would maybe unnatural and lascivious act, but both charges are misdemeanors. felony battery comes with great bodily harm so that wouldnt apply. she isn't saying she woke up to him masterbating, it's more focused on the sperm hitting her. i would need to pull up all the possible sex charges.

    hth, AB.
     
  43. bro

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    :roll:
     
  44. racer

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    Baby Battery
     
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  45. JeremyLambsFace

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    Identity theft isn’t a joke, Aaron
     
  46. electronic

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    Satire!
     
  47. lfriend

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    Anyone that shits allover Omar Kelly is good in my book
     
  48. Jack Parkman

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  49. Bruce Wayne

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    This fucking guy
     
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