Antonio Brown AKA Mr Big Chest offseason of chaos thread

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  1. theriner69er

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    If Mike Tomlin was solely responsible for keeping ALL of this behavior in check all these years, that guy deserves a fucking medal. Was Tomlin spiking his Gatorade with Lithium??
     
  2. 941Gator

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  3. Jack Parkman

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  4. Willpépé

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    I can’t believe he’s not live tweeting this or streaming it.
     
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    :roll:

    Not sure what it says about me but I find this scene fucking hilarious. Team movers though
     
  6. Jack Parkman

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  7. 941Gator

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    German burglary.
     
  8. Bruce Bowen

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    AB getting his ass beat by Logan Paul would just be the best. Paul's a trash human too so best case scenario would be Brown's camp jumping him after he KOs AB.
     
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  9. theriner69er

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    Does anyone believe AB is stable enough to train and show up for this fight?? This is fun to talk about, but no way this actually happens.
     
  10. Beeds07

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    The best case would be a bomb dropping to get rid of anyone who cares about this.
     
  11. dtx

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    people need to quit giving him so much fucking attention
     
  12. devine

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    that’ll solve everything!
     
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  14. Fabulousthundercock

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    Okay shit that was sad.
     
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  15. Tobias

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    AB would beat the brakes off of logan paul

    for as insane as he is, he is still a word class athlete
     
  16. Bruce Bowen

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    Oh for sure especially if it goes late into however many rounds they do.

    But is there a chance Paul could get lucky and connect on haymaker? Hell yes and that's what I'd hope for. I'd bet AB doesn't do it for that reason alone. That and I'm sure he thinks he's worth more than 1 mil to do it.
     
  17. Tobias

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    antonio brown is more likely to beat logan paul up so bad he dies in the ring from his injuries than logan paul knock him out. don't be silly
     
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  18. backinblack23

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    I could also see AB not training at all for a fight, thinking he is a world class athlete and he will just show up and whoop his ass and thinking he knows how to fight already. Then Logan beating him cause he took the time to train. Either way I hope Logan beats his ass, then Logan gets jumped afterwards.
     
  19. Beeds07

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    This sounds like The Great White Hype
     
  20. Bruce Bowen

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    World class athlete, wr, in no way shape or form means he’d be capable in the ring.
     
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    the world wouldn’t miss logan paul if he died
     
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    It would be over in 30 seconds. Brown’s quickness would be indefensible
     
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  23. Bruce Bowen

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    Well he should take the fight then. Doubt it does happen but willing to bet on it being over in under 30 seconds if it does?
     
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  24. theriner69er

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    Logan Paul did not exactly demonstrate great boxing skill in the fight that I saw, but AB has never demonstrated boxing skill either. it's a little strange to assume he'd automatically be a good boxer. There are nobody boxers in every gym in the country that would beat the brakes off of most pro athletes who have never boxed or fought. World class athletes are not by default good boxers. They might have a better foundation than non-athletes, but without training and practice they would typically not stand a chance against a boxer who had any skill at all.

    Again, not that Logan Paul is highly skilled, but he's clearly trained and he can take a punch.
     
  25. MG2

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    Who cares about boxing skill? You think Antonio Brown is following the rules of boxing if he's out there for 10 seconds and the fight isn't going how he wants?
     
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  26. dallasdawg

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    ummm antonio brown would get destroyed are y’all serious
     
  27. theriner69er

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    Yea, I guess that's another discussion, but becoming a wild swinging maniac is a good way to get knocked the fuck out against an opponent who has some boxing skill. Who knows, AB might just bite Paul's nose off and that would be that. But in terms of who would win a boxing match, where some basic rules are followed, I'm not sure why I'd put any money on AB.

    Also not sure AB can pass a drug screening.
     
  28. Willpépé

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    Not sure that Logan guy can pass a drug screening and I don’t even know what he does. That said this isn’t officially sanctioned or anything, not like it would matter.
     
  29. Mix

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    Wait is Logan Paul a boxer now and not some lame ass youtuber?
     
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  31. 941Gator

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    I think Logan was ranked in Ohio in wrestling and has been wannabe boxing/mma dude for a while.

    how many times do we see a “world class athlete” not be able to throw a first pitch in baseball? With that being said, fighting might be in AB’s skill set. He looked fine in that video posted above. So now you have a top athlete that can also throw hands.


    Edit: Logan apparently sold out Staples Center for last boxing match lol
     
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  32. Houndster

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    I’d bet you at whatever the Vegas odds were.

    Logan Paul lost to a guy famous for playing FIFA. I think you’re overestimating his boxing abilities/experience
     
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  33. Houndster

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    Logan Paul is 0-1-1 in 2 career boxing matches against another Youtuber. He weighed in at 189 lbs so it’s not like he’s much bigger than Antonio.

    I am befuddled at anyone thinking he’d stand a chance against an elite tier athlete that played a contact sport.
     
  34. Bruce Bowen

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    My original post said that there’s a chance he could get lucky and land a haymaker that knocks out AB.
    I’m befuddled that people think football skills directly translate to boxing.
     
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  35. TDCD

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    Logan Paul was a college wrestler and as we all know wresting is the most physically demanding sport

    He’d wipe the floor with ab, 1st round KO
     
  36. —

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    AB vs Connor McGregor would be a much closer fight than AB vs Logan Paul.

    “Ranked HS wrestler in Ohio” damn what a pedigree.

    That definitely seems to be a leg up vs an all pro/all time great wide receiver.


    People unfamiliar with football and beating press coverage should google a tutorial or something. Cliffs: you need fast and strong hands. Antonio was so good at beating it most corners stopped trying.

    he literally professionally engaged in hand to hand combat. But it wasn’t in a ring so doesn’t count. Call in the high school wrestler and his Ko power that couldn’t Ko an undersized FIFA player, after landing flush.
     
  37. 941Gator

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    So not against pro boxers?
     
  38. Houndster

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    No, not at all. He fought the same Youtuber twice.
     
  39. devine

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    Jesus Christ AB would destroy him
     
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  40. 941Gator

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    I think ppl thought the argument was an average, aspiring pro boxer vs AB. That doesn’t seem to be the argument. You have people in here making assumptions about both ppl though. If you don’t understand how to punch, avoid being punched, and just generally don’t have any experience throwing hands, then it doesn’t matter how fast you can run etc, if you’re up against a decent boxer. AB doesn’t seem to fit that description though. He seems more well rounded. And the other guy isn’t a decent boxer apparently.

    Logan Paul vs Baker Mayfield?
     
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  41. Houndster

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    Gimme Baker all day.

    But yea, if AB was going against a legitimate boxer then I’d totally understand why people would think he’d get destroyed.
     
  42. 941Gator

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    found it. No offensive skills.
     
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  43. BudKilmer

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    what the f did I just watch. If the KSI guy could have done anything with his left hand other than throw awkward jabs he’d have won that in 2 rounds
     
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    it’s amazing that logan and his brother jake are more unlikable than ab
     
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    Heard he locked himself in his house today, so I guess the SWAT team will be dragging his ass out of there later
     
  47. Jack Parkman

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  48. devine

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  49. Buns

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    Lol at users saying anything other than AB in the first.

    meanwhile, that’s former uk receiver glen holt.


    Bbn
     
  50. devine

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    What
     
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