Any swingers on TMB?

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Basada, May 20, 2011.

  1. D. Silver

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  2. D. Silver

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  3. Talking Head

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  4. bertwing

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    This was easily the most predictable ending of a thread that I can remember
     
  5. devine

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    lol all from the first page
     
  6. TC

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    1a) this thread
    1b) Bama too low
     
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  7. Redav

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    Hahahaha
     
  8. devine

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    calling out the general consensus of tmb never ends well for anyone
     
  9. pearl

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  10. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    Those nips are awful. Yet this dude says they are great.

    No wonder his son has no plate discipline.
     
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  11. * J Y *

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    I dont even wanna think about how god awful the fat beast behind those disgusting tits looks. OP, you've made me even more hung over. Fuck you, and you should feel bad about yourself.
     
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  12. Aaron Hernandez

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    didnt know tits could look so ugly. hope those were worth the trauma of divorce for your kids.
     
  13. Where Eagles Dare

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    Damn, how about a NSFW

    And LOL fucking dumb ass OP
     
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  14. TC

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    Yeah, as in Nobody Should Fap With this :donotwant:
     
  15. Jake Barnes

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    Yes, I would like to take the under please.
     
  16. pearl

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  17. FrankReynolds

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    ok so now that the divorce is final, i shall continue my crusade for wife nudes.
     
  18. slogan119

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    You should ask the other dudes she's been fucking.
     
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  19. FrankReynolds

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    Dan Patrick
     
  20. Dan Patrick

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    Haha, this is a blast from the past. Ill man up and admit the swinging thing didnt work out. One of the guys we were swinging with crossed the line and started talking to my wife on the side. She ended up having an affair with him for a couple of months. Things got bad between us because of it of course, I moved out and filed for divorce. It wasnt the fact that she was having sex with him it was the hiding and lying that I had a problem with. It ended up getting thrown out because of some bs in the paperwork and I guess it shocked her back to her senses. We are currently still separated but working on it. Dunno where its gonna go from here but Im good with either way. In hindsight I wish we wouldnt have started swinging. I was able to emotionally detach sex but it obvious the wife couldnt.

    My son is just fine btw, he was 3-4 with 4 RBIs and pitched 2 scoreless innings friday.

    Everyone feel free to get your shots in, I really dont care.
     
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  21. Aaron Hernandez

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    this thread will not reach its full potential until someone in here goes on a date with his ex-wife.
     
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  22. angus

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    How many swings did you go on?
     
  23. CaneKnight

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    Just another cautionary tale of how terrible women are. IF she says she wants to fuck someone else you tell her to GTFO and pack her bags for her.
     
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  24. Where Eagles Dare

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    "I'm cool with my wife getting fucked by another guy, but she didn't tell me about it. That mad me mad"

    :yaoface:
     
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  25. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    That's because she was having it and you weren't.
     
  26. * J Y *

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    Based on what he calls good tits I think Joe Silvestri would probably be the only candidate.
     
  27. skattles

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    Just so fucking :mulletsmug: about it

    This earlier post is probably the best one. It's right before his wife forces him to let her fuck other dudes.

    :loldog: neverhadachance
     
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  28. Aaron Hernandez

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    psssh H/T and many others would be up to the task.
     
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  29. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    Only if Soup gives him a ride and chaperones the date.
     
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  30. TC

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    Now that I realize who OP is, the other thread about his son playing baseball is even more ironic. You got mad at him for swinging?
     
  31. skattles

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    :roll:
     
  32. Dan Patrick

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    I really dont have an moral or ethical problems with swinging. Its just clear that it wasnt right for us.
     
  33. Dan Patrick

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    hah, that pretty funny.
     
  34. Buff_Ruffnek

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    of course they can't, they have wombs....and bleed for 5 days yet don't die....to quote Pappa Ruffnek "If it weren't for that fur lined gut they have, there would be a bounty on every fucking one of them"
     
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  35. Talking Head

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  36. Dan Patrick

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    Aww Talking Head, did you expect me to get all mad when you bumped this? Sorry, I didnt.
     
  37. CaneKnight

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    No it wasn't cause your wife just wanted to fuck other men. Don't trust women that's rule number one.
     
  38. Talking Head

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    I have no moral or ethical problems with swinging either, that doesn't mean it's not a terrible awful stupid idea to let your wife have a taste of some other guy's doogan. Girls are god damn obsessive as fuck and if you really thought this would end in any other way besides her cuddling up a little too close to one of the guys, then man you just need to open your damn eyes.
     
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  39. rainey

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    You mean you couldn't anticipate a girl not being able to separate the emotion from sex? Dude.
     
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  40. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    Son went 3-4, huh?

    His new step-dad must have given him some good pointers.
     
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  41. Talking Head

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    :loldog: There is not one part of me that gives a bit of a fuck about whether you get mad about this thread.
     
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  42. The Official MassNole

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    Inside the spoiler is the exclusive video (NSFW as fuck)

     
  43. pearl

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    You're no longer watching me while I post, I think I figured out your spy program :smug:
     
  44. Talking Head

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  45. Dan Patrick

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    Never got cuckolded. We did have one dude that wanted us to have a threesome with his wife while he just filmed it and sat in the corner. That was just a little to strange for me.
     
  46. TLAU

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    likes are flowing on page 15. need pics of separatee wife. be honest for a second and tell us what you're "working on" with her. take your time. we will give you an honest evaluation and clear solution to each issue you two are trying to handle
     
  47. NCHusker

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  48. CaneKnight

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    Dan why don't you just straight up leave the hooker? Why even try to work things out? Once a cheap whore always a cheap whore.
     
  49. skiedfrillet

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    What an entertaining read. Poor op
     
  50. jwpearl

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    Swing once, swing twice, swing three times: strike 3, the wife is out
     
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