Any swingers on TMB?

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Basada, May 20, 2011.

  1. Daniel Ocean

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    I think you are correct. Anyone who gets sexually aroused by feet has suck plenty of dicks. Anyone who does not see the difference between MFM and FFM threesomes likes the cock.
     
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  2. pearl

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    :facepalm:
     
  3. Daniel Ocean

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    you like dicks and feet.
     
  4. pearl

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    :thumb:
     
  5. Waldo746

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    swinging never ends well. an alumni of my fraternity and his wife used to swing and she left him for a dude who she had been fucking.
     
  6. wes tegg

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    Under.
     
  7. BayouMafia

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    what the fuck is your problem?
     
  8. TheChatch

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    It's for the kids, man....the kids.

    Every decision he's made thus far, appears to have his offspring in mind......little league coaching aside.
     
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  9. JohnLocke

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    isnt this the same dude who got mad at his kid for striking out? your life fucking sucks bro
     
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  10. wes tegg

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    I'm not sure you fully grasp what a cuckold is, because it sounds exactly like that's what you are.
     
  11. TheChatch

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    Kid can't hit his weight in LL....wife taking it up the ass from dudes he introduced her to, as part of their "open marriage swingers plan"......stay tuned for what's to come, I guess.
     
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  12. TheChatch

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    SWAGG has been so awful ITT.
     
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  13. wes tegg

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    And you, sir, have been incredible throughout.
     
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  14. Louis Holth

    Louis Holth but we also just might be those motherfuckers
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    This was an enjoyable thread.
     
  15. Aaron Hernandez

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    way to take the story out of context. after he got upset, his kid explained to him that he swung at bad pitches on purpose so then that made him proud of his son again.
     
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  16. TheChatch

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    :blush:
     
  17. The Best Alive

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    Nelson said:
    op please respond to the above

    Basada said:
    I really am not trying to come off as better than anyone. I think 6 said my thoughts better than I did. :respek:

    Regarding my wife, she had sex with another man this weekend and hasnt talked to him since, so maybe she is part of the 5% that can have sex without feelings.

    Anyway, we are done with the first pair of titties I posted and we are going to meet another couple this weekend. Ill post how it goes.

    [​IMG]
     
  18. TheChatch

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    I'm going to hazard a guess that this is the result in like 97.83% of this scenario. Why any guy would think "Hey I'm going to let my wife fuck other dudes with me watching....no way on earth she would ever have the balls to leave me then!" is beyond me. I mean come on man. Use your fucking head.
     
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  19. Aaron Hernandez

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    change that to the 4.9999999%
     
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  20. Jake Barnes

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    I mean I really shouldn't, but I do feel a little sorry for this poor schmuck.

    He's a terrible father, a terrible husband and seems to derive a strange, sadistic satisfaction from not only being these things but broadcasting it to a group of random strangers on the internet who will give him nothing but grief for it.

    Seems like suicide is the best option. I recommend the Willie Loman special if you have a garage and car. If not, there's always the less-utilized Sylvia Plath maneuver.
     
  21. TheChatch

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    "Honey, I'm going to let you fuck other guys, with me in the room.....but don't even think about leaving me for one of them."
     
  22. Walt Disney

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    haha just read the whole thread for the first time

    pretty unbelievable that the OP thought this was a good idea
     
  23. rodmansrage

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    went through all 17 pages as well. all i got out of it was some chubby tits with pepperoni nips.
     
  24. bro

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    one of my favorite threads

    had no idea this dude was the guy worried about his kid being pussified... but it makes sense... look at his dad
     
  25. Blu Tang Clan

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    Dan Patrick sucks completely at life, and so does SWAGG. That sums up this thread in 10 words.
     
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  26. CaneKnight

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    Wash rinse repeat. Anyone dumb enough to think "O my wife wants to fuck other men to express her sexuality further and she wants me to be apart of it" Is a fucking moron. No she's being a selfish cunt, and just wants to fuck other people because you aren't getting the job done.
     
  27. jrmy

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    Read OP.

    Turned to page 17.

    Was not surprised at cheating wife or creepy negro SWAGG.
     
  28. Louis Holth

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    I hope dan's son also leaves him for this new man. Seems like a better father.
     
  29. jrmy

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    El oh fucking el.
     
  30. jrmy

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    Right...
     
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  31. Croomsday

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    son strikes out then his father strikes out with his mom...talk about
    :pdl: EMBARRASSING
     
  32. Blu Tang Clan

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    Reread this thread. It was funny how much of a pompous ass Dan Patrick was, only to basically be made a chump.
     
  33. i am a bammer

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    I guess you could say he struck out....

    swinging

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  34. Capstone 88

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    I need to get a female friend to go with me to these swinging parties posing as a married couple and help ruin these marriages.
     
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  35. The Official MassNole

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    You could just hire an escort to do that.......
     
  36. wes tegg

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    Yeah, good luck finding anybody other than a whore to fuck a married man in front of his wife.
     
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  37. Capstone 88

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    I'm not really going to these parties. My views on sex are far too archaic and I'm far too close minded
     
  38. Dirty Ears Bill

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    I think that's his subtle way of asking for a MBer to bankroll his escort.
     
  39. Talking Head

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    When the gang mentality has changed from trying to get you to do the smart thing and instead talks you into doing something stupid just for our entertainment.
     
  40. Pharoh

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    great read
     
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  41. Gallant Knight

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    fucking hilarious.
     
  42. BudKilmer

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    this went well
     
  43. OopsPowSurprise

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    idk why someone would put their personal life all out there for people to see goddamn
     
  44. Jorts

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    Never gets old :roll:
     
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  45. Fred Flintstone

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    If my penis isn't the only star of the show, then I'm taking my balls and going home.
     
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  46. BudKilmer

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  47. TheChatch

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    Great thread.
     
  48. BlazingRebel

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  49. Big Meech

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