Starting my own urban legend where you ask a suspected swinger what they’re thinking and if they reply “I’m thinking Arbys” you know that they’re good to go.
Swinger 1: what are you thinking? Swinger 2: I'm thinking Arby's. Swinger 1: I've got the meats. *Cue music* This stuff practically writes itself
I was clearly wrong ITT but I think its funny you guys keep bumping up a thread from 7 years ago. At least you guys got to have a good laugh at my expense. For what its worth, Im still swinging but not with anyone I care enough about to lose.
Swinging did start and end with you. This is the official thread so when the subject comes up it’s bumped. You’ve got to let go of this anger.
I can’t say I understand the logic behind finding a girlfriend you don’t really care about only to solicit another couple to bang. I guess this guy is always thinking Arbys.
This is ridiculously true. I’ve been to a couple events that people in the lifestyle endearingly refer to as “kinky camps”. 80% of the participants are really unattractive people. The same goes for local “dungeon” clubs in most cities that aren’t major metro hubs of the country(Chicago, LA, NYC, etc.) Think Gathering of the Juggalos, without the awful music, but drastically more nudity.
I remembered OP said his wife was interested in looking for couples to swing with. Can I get cliffs from them on?
Swinger groups apparently have a bunch of these “universal signs” that they don’t let the rest of us know about but if they see it, will assume you are one. Pineapples and black/dark wedding bands are apparently a sign that I had no idea about. I have a gunmetal wedding band and pineapple is also a big thing down here, it’s like the symbol of Charleston or something. As a result of all this, I’ve been approached by multiple creepy swinger groups. No bueno.
I heard you put a peach and an eggplant touching in the top part of your grocery cart. That way people know. Donuts and hotdogs means you want multiple couples.
He’s taking about the “devine has herpes” picture from years ago that you explained as a hockey stick injury.
This is Clown Baby reporting live from the grocery store. It appears damn near impossible to thread the crown of a pineapple into the grates of a shopping cart. I’m not going to try it because I love my wife (and don’t want to fuck up my hand) but all signs point to #debunked.
I've heard there's 1-2 invite-only swinger clubs here that are outliers for the whole unattractive thing. Probably because of the invite-only thing just turn the ugly people (unless they're rich and probably pay to be members) to keep from being like that. Tell them to go to one of the open swinger bars instead where the uglies frequent.
all about some dan patrick roasting but where in the post did he brag? unless he thinks his currently still swinging is an accomplishment. that's actually probably true nvm