Bill Belichick will be a MASSIVE failure at UNC

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  1. IvanTheTerrible

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    Between the CBS Sunday Morning interview and Felder talking about the last UNC spring practice, UNC is very much in the find out phase of their fucking around.
     
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  2. Shiggityshwo

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    what happened the last spring practice?
     
  3. IvanTheTerrible

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    She was on the field managing the spring practice, according to Feldman.
     
  4. IvanTheTerrible

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  5. Shiggityshwo

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    :laugh:

    ok
     
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  6. Simon Templar

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    Big Bill really setting the bar on nepotism: son and bff. I’m happy for him he’s reached that level of legend he can do whatever the fuck he wants and people just nod and agree with it.
     
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  7. IvanTheTerrible

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    Watching this all from a far (The Sports Gossip podcast with Madeline Hill and Charlotte Wilder has been a good listen without the ick that someone like Josh Pate would bring to this type of story) I do look extremely askance at anyone who tries to get all up in their SO's professional life. Her age matters since she lacks experience in both this field and the general "what is off limits for partners' aspect of it all, but I think it's also shielding her from criticism that an older person would receive.
     
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  8. Drew Swinney Esq

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  9. Tobias

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    why wouldnt coach jordon be on the field for spring practice
     
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  10. IvanTheTerrible

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    There's something to be said about foisting the stuff you don't wanna do on someone but it's weird that it's your girlfriend, first of all, and second it's weird that her only qualification is "has an Instagram and was/is a pageant girl"

    Feels very Trump-esque of Bill.
     
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  11. Simon Templar

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    It’s so fucking Wild man
     
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  12. beeds7

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    Maybe she’s with BB so he can rent her a car…ever think of that?
     
  13. Henry Blake

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  14. zeberdee

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    the fact that the chances she's on the sidelines this fall are nonzero is really amazing.
     
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  16. Roy

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    Like for using “the ick” and “askance” in the same post
     
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  17. Nole0515

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    wtf is she wearing. I was expecting yoga pants and tennis shoes. not going to the club attire for an afternoon practice
     
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  18. steamengine

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    It feels very trumpy because it’s exactly that
     
  19. Irush

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    why can’t a girlboss dress like a girlboss?
     
  20. timo

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    this is a football program that is apparently going to show a lot of leg out there. Including the players evidently.
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  21. ned's head

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    How can these players learn to overcome adversity if they get to practice on a field without a million holes from heels?
     
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    Ever heard of aeration???
     
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    I keep seeing "lacks qualifications" but I've heard she's been crushing her NCAA online dynasty so I think she's ready.
     
  24. Simon Templar

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    She probably kills it on the Harbaugh recruiting sleepovers
     
  25. Hoss Bonaventure

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  26. Shinzon

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    She looks like a pageant mom making sure Bill’s outfit is perfect for his performance.
     
  27. ClemPson

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    Bill copying straight from the Trump playbook.
     
  28. skiedfrillet

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    Wasn't that a New Girl episode where Nick's girlfriend is a lacrosse coach and they review their sex film together (and her exes)?

    edit: actually, i think it was Dave from Happy Endings
     
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  29. IvanTheTerrible

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    I just realized that I've been pronouncing her name wrong. It's Jor-Don and I can't think of a more cosmetology professional ass name.
     
  30. IvanTheTerrible

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    I'm curious which one of them proposed this career arc for Jordon. Did Bill really want her in this role? or did she suggest it and he went yes honey because he's still in the "doesn't know how to say no" phase of this relationship.

    I know Bill's old and grumpy. But he could have found a better publicist for way less than the 200k UNC has been paying Jordon up until this point.
     
  31. harvey birdman

    harvey birdman Ha ha! Last laugh.
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    Why do you think he was headed to Palm Beach
     
  32. harvey birdman

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    I will always cape for Happy Endings
     
  33. IvanTheTerrible

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    I know rich guys hanging out with other rich guys. But Trump being buddy buddy with dudes like Bill and Saquon still feels strange to me.
     
  34. The Banks

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    He’s buddy buddy with anyone of relevance that kisses the ring.
     
  35. harvey birdman

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    As a resident, I don’t trust anyone that moved down here after 2020. That includes me moving back last year.
     
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  36. harvey birdman

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    Probably mentioned before but as an aside when I used to go to the courthouse there was usually this guy right outside with a sign protesting that Robert Kraft was innocent.
     
  37. Shinzon

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    “A guy can’t get a little rub-and-tug anymore?”

     
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  39. Shiggityshwo

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  40. HoosDaMan

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    It’s like the royal family and would be 3rd or 4th in line.
     
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    She’s a hustler. Respect.
     
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  42. bro

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    "the 21 year old I dated when I was in my early 60s was actually mature for her age" - the 60ish year old

    Wow, thanks for that. I thought you might say you were recently banging a girl who had the maturity of a high school girl.
     
  43. bro

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    Just wish these old dudes would be honest about what is so obviously happening. It would be refreshing.


    “Honestly, getting gold digger sex from a 25 year old when I’m 70 was kinda my entire motivation for accumulating fame and wealth.”
     
  44. Shinzon

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  45. Drown ‘Em

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    Those guys are Italian. What’s Bill’s excuse?
     
  46. Irush

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    I’m not perverted I just spent time around Robert Kraft
     
  47. hood b. goode

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    Cowherd is in his wheelhouse here. Seriously

     
  48. HoosDaMan

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    Would you fuck Belichick for 8 million?
     
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  49. Handcuffed

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    can i pay in installments or do i need to have it all up front?