BIRMINGHAM THREAD (Home of the 2022 World Games & a Better Place to Visit than Serbia)

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  1. southlick

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  2. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    Troy vs Auburn would have been great
     
  3. Barves2125

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    They had a social media post implying they'd be opening a new location somewhere in Hoover. Not sure if they'd go back to Patton Creek or what exactly but not sure why with the Vestavia location where it is.
     
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  4. TheFreak55

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    me to MeeMaw right now
     
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  5. glimmer

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    landed in birmingham earlier and had to celebrate

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  6. cheddarisbetter

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    Where is this? T bones?
     
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  7. One Two

    One Two Hot Dog Vibes
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    Does t bones have Bham special dogs?
     
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  8. glimmer

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    gus’s hot dogs on 4th

    not pictured were the grapico and sweet heat chips i downed on the car ride from gus’s
     
  9. One Two

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    Excellent order.
     
  10. mal630

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    I'm waiting to see if Alabama can figure out that I moved to Nashville this year
     
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  11. cheddarisbetter

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    That looked like a cheese steak at first glance.......
     
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  12. One Two

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  13. ElectricDreamMachine

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    How long you in town for? A top ~five Bham poster is hosting trivia at mom’s the 18th! This is a HUGE opportunity for all Bham posters!
     
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  14. glimmer

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    just until friday sadly or i’d be there. but i’ll be back later this month around christmas.

    if anyone is going to Saturn to see Sunn O))) tonight feel free to say hi
     
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  15. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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  16. Barves2125

    Barves2125 "Ready to drive the Ferarri" - Reuben Foster
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    This is why Bama deserved the fourth playoff spot. #Florida State Seminoles
     
  17. One Two

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    Very brave of you tagging the Noles in the smoking gun post
     
  18. southlick

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  19. Snakes

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    Sounded like a tornado around midnight last night.
     
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  20. Barves2125

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    Power has been out since about midnight. Rations are dwindling. I will continue to shitpost until my battery runs dry and my last breath is taken. Remember me well.
     
  21. One Two

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    Looks like a small tornado went through Homewood near Samford and crossed lakeshore. Vestavia took a severe storm direct hit. Bham airport had a 54mph wind gust. Pretty wild evening.
     
  22. Snakes

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    We got a limb swing in from my neighbors pine and take out part of my roof and another neighbors. Edgewood got hammered!
     
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  23. Oranjello

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    Life hack: get lit at a tacky Christmas party and dinner at Bottega and sleep through the storms. Then wake up the next morning and read about them in the Birmingham thread
     
  24. One Two

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    I slept through them somehow for the most part. I thought the hail was going to shatter my rear windows at one point which was the only time it got me up.
     
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  25. Snakes

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    I woke up to a tree clipping the back of my house. Thought the big one out front squared us straight on so I sprinted to the kids room. Long story short I woke up at 6 with a 7 year olds foot in my groin and a 4 year olds butt on my head. Everyone’s safe but looks like daddy’s getting a new roof!
     
  26. Lawnole23

    Lawnole23 FSU Seminoles 2020 National Champions
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    I grew up in Birmingham. Everyone in our neighborhood watched football all Saturday. Church Sunday morning, lunch at a Mexican restaurant. NFL until you fall asleep on the couch. A Birmingham tradition since 1994.
     
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  27. Barves2125

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    This is accurate and yet my wife still doesn't understand. What neighborhood?
     
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  28. Lawnole23

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    Brook Highland. I went to Chelsea until they built Oak Mountain High School.
     
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  29. Deuce

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    I hate to inform you that the Birmingham thread does not recognize your neighborhood as growing up in Birmingham.

    Kindly take it to the Shelby County thread.
     
  30. Lawnole23

    Lawnole23 FSU Seminoles 2020 National Champions
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    Will I be able to buy alcohol on Sundays in the Shelby County thread? Can't believe it took them until 2016 to change that. Driving to Jefferson County was always a pain in the ass when I was back in town.
     
  31. Deuce

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    I worked with the guy who got that done. He was a banker at Regions and was also Columbiana’s rep in the State House. He wanted the Bud distributor in Harpersville to be a client so he worked to get the law changed.
     
  32. Brandon Chicken

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    I would like to have a bottle of liquor delivered to a client's office for Christmas. Is there a company that does that in Birmingham? I don't think we have anything similar in Huntsville.
     
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  33. southlick

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  34. Barves2125

    Barves2125 "Ready to drive the Ferarri" - Reuben Foster
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    Don't think that's legal yet but I could be wrong. I'll do it for you though if you PM me and the client's office isn't difficult to get to.
     
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  35. Deuce

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    I know you can get beer and wine delivered, but someone over 21 has to be there with an ID. I’m not sure who does liquor though. Door Dash has liquor options but I’ve never done it.

    Barves probably charges less of a service fee.
     
  36. Snakes

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    Brandon Chicken just admit you want one of us to do it!
     
  37. Barves2125

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    My service fee is dictated by distance from my house I have to travel. It could be as little as no fee at all or as great as one tall bourbon drink at original Otey's (and two tall bourbon drinks if at Otey's Homewood).
     
  38. Brandon Chicken

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    Hahaha, I wouldn’t ask any of y'all to do it but will gladly pay for the help. Duece knows the guy well and I’m sure Barves knows him also. Actually, now that I think of it, one of our mutual friends works in the same building (I think) so I might just see if he can help.
     
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  39. DriveByBBQ

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    Shooting in Lakeview last night, one person dead.

     
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  40. wes tegg

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    Buzzed did liquor, but it apparently went out of business.
     
  41. Deuce

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    You will all be happy to know that I successfully delivered liquor to Brandon Chicken client…

    at his granddaughter’s birthday party… at a Baptist church.
     
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  42. Brandon Chicken

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    Hahaha excellent
     
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  43. ElectricDreamMachine

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    happy to report my car was collateral damage lol

    tryna upload video of my car but keep getting error message smh
     
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  44. wes tegg

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    I did not peg you for a Tin Roof guy.
     
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  45. ElectricDreamMachine

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    I got wasted at Lou’s and decided to leave my car

    the lesson: drunk drive anyway!
     
  46. ElectricDreamMachine

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    Okay will have to do pics I guess
     

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  47. wes tegg

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    hell yeah
     
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  48. DriveByBBQ

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    Dexateens at Saturn tonight

    :rockin::rockin::rockin::rockin::rockin:
     
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  49. Oranjello

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    It pains me to say it, but Little Betty was real real bad. Service. Food. All of it. $50 says the place doesn’t last a year.

    The kicker was that my wife told them it was our anniversary, so they brought us glasses of champagne after we arrived. Nice touch even though I hate champagne (they couldn’t know that). 25 minutes after asking for the check, imagine my surprise to see $30 worth of champagne on the bill.