Danny Kanell freezing cold takes thread

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  1. Jack Parkman

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    Think tonight is a good night to start tracking this guys twitter takes




     
  2. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    his takes might be freezing cold, but we know his neck is warm and comfortable
     
  3. devine

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    That guy is awful. He went on PMT recently and then cried because PFT still doesn’t like him
     
  4. JeremyLambsFace

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    Nobody cares about your lame Barstool drama.

    Yes I know it’s allegedly satire.
     
  5. devine

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    How is anything I posted drama?
     
  6. Merica

    Merica Devine pls stop pointing out my demise. :(
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    Itt I learn JeremyLambsFace is actually Danny kanell’s turtleneck
     
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  7. devine

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    No one cares about the #1 sports podcast in the world man
     
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  9. devine

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    I don’t get it
     
  10. JeremyLambsFace

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    It was satire
     
  11. xec

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    What a great thread...
     
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  12. devine

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    Speaking of kanell whatever happened to Merrill hodge
     
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  13. Joe_Pesci

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    espn started enforcing a strict tie length policy
     
  14. devine

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    TIL he got laid off by espn. Damn
     
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  16. Goose

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    Merrill Hodge and I used to go to the same Kroger. This is actually how he dresses
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    :roll:

    Least surprising thing ever
     
  18. 40wwttamgib

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    I always figured given his horrible run with concussions that his brain had deteriorated on him.
     
  19. Nole96SC

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    Are those pajama-jeans and Sketchers?
     
  20. TC

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    Someone create this username thx
     
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  21. spagett

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    We are such dumb people to give a shit about this kind of stuff. We really deserve whatever comes our way.
     
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  22. Jack Parkman

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    It’s nothing personal danny..
     
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  24. hood b. goode

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    [​IMG]
     
  25. 941Gator

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    Damn Coli intellectual property team will be here soon.
     
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  26. Jack Parkman

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    Not a take but his daily SEC tweet

     
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  27. NothingIsOT

    NothingIsOT Always down for the Kroger parking lot!
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    I’m surprised he didn’t mention Miami in there. That used to be their thing.
     
  28. Baby Rabbit

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    Do you think about Miami 24/7? Even for a Rivals-level poster, you're particularly obsessed. Congrats on being a permanently butthurt bitch
     
  29. Pharm

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    You are one of the worst posters. Like fsudan level bad
     
  30. Merica

    Merica Devine pls stop pointing out my demise. :(
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    Isn’t this more of an indictment on those teams’ mediocrity than anything?
     
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  31. The B1G Kucktis

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    It's Craig.
     
  32. Baby Rabbit

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    You've said that in like 4 threads, yet you haven't put me on ignore. Stop fucking harassing me. Outside of ned's head your entire fanbase is fucking insufferable on here. I'm not surprised you cry so much though, everybody knows Lowndes County produces awful humans,

    Maybe just fuck off? Or to put in in your amazing HC Taggart's speech #dosomething

    But seriously fuck you. At least fsudan isn't as fucking annoying as your Lowndes County crybaby self
     
  33. NothingIsOT

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    23/7. Need to at least put in an hour for the Gators Craig.
     
  34. Nole96SC

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    IDK about Michigan and UCLA but the majority of those from FSU atleast won a natty.
     
  35. War Grundle

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    Yeah we’ve won more titles the last 25 years than those two have combined the last 50.
     
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  36. lechnerd

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  37. Jack Parkman

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  38. Joe_Pesci

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    But will he have the same impact on the Vikings as Danny Woodhead "small and slow, but white and pretty good at football" jokes had across barstool sports? Only time will tell
     
  39. Boo MFer!

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    The real question here is will AJ McCarron go down as a game manager or one of the best to play the game?
     
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  40. Joe_Pesci

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    I believe it was "... or one of the best to ever play?"
     
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  41. Boo MFer!

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  42. 2

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    That’s kinda funny :idk:
     
  43. Jack Parkman

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    Good one danny!

     
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  44. Boo MFer!

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    I, too, am laugh crying over that one.
     
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    When FSU won the woman on the broadcast said the trophy was headed to Tuscaloosa.
     
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    Fuckin' Beth Mowins...she is the worst
     
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  49. Jack Parkman

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    How embarrassing!!