Danny Kanell freezing cold takes thread

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  1. UncleJesse

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    That's obvious because nobody that has ever tried weed lived to tell about it.
     
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  2. 941Gator

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    He also may be confusing all of the hype surrounding CBD oil with THC.
     
  3. HOOSINSC

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    i can't even imagine the takes a stoned Kanell would come up with. PMT needs to have him on for a High Thoughts segment.
     
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  4. The B1G Kucktis

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    Maybe weed would have helped Danny's career: 43 games played. Chris Long played 162 games in his career and is a 2x Super Bowl winner.
     
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  5. Jack Parkman

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  6. Jack Parkman

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  7. Jack Parkman

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  9. TheFreak55

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    my favorite part is he's skipping the fact it was ok/legal and then there was a national narrative claiming it was bad
     
  10. CUtigers86

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    Solid possibility.
     
  11. Jack Parkman

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  12. Joe_Pesci

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    maybe the problem is the weed

    maybe the problem is having the type of father who would call into a sports talk radio show to complain about how his son is going nowhere
     
  13. IvanTheTerrible

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    My god Bomani bodied him
     
  14. Fancy

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    my dad has no idea what he's talking about
     
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  15. Jack Parkman

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  16. HotMic

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  17. 941Gator

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  18. Jack Parkman

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    I like this Joel guy
     
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  19. HotMic

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    Klatt going in raw on Danny again.







     
  20. Jack Parkman

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  21. TC

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    So yes, I hate data and resumes.
     
  22. duc15

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    So no data, no eye test, no committees. How exactly then is it decided who plays in the playoff? Or does he want to go back to the old bowl system and then it’s voted on by a committee who wins the national championship?
     
  23. Thoros of Beer

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    Using opponent win percentage in this situation is pretty misleading, though. Ohio State gets a lot of run from Cincinnati wins over mostly AAC competition, Indiana wins over the weakest part of their schedule, and FAU wins over a poor schedule. Texas, Florida, and Auburn have all played more difficult schedules.

    It doesn't matter, because it will all work itself out, but opponent win percentage is pretty dumb when a team doesn't schedule Power 5 non-conference opponents.

    Go Bucks!
     
  24. Pelican

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    Help computer
     
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  25. Jack Parkman

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    he wants an 8 team playoff

    how he determines the 8 teams idk
     
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  26. Thoros of Beer

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    Nerd
     
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  27. Jack Parkman

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    Kanell was on one last night

     
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  28. Jack Parkman

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  29. Truman

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    Yes Danny. Playing Oklahoma is preferable to playing Clemson. Enlightening stuff
     
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  30. Daddy Rabbit

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  31. Jack Parkman

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  32. Gritty Badger

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    chris long is just the best
     
  33. devine

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    Poor Danny!

     
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  34. Jack Parkman

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  35. IvanTheTerrible

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    My god he is such a bitch.
     
  36. JohnLocke

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    I had forgotten about Danny's neuroscience expertise
     
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  37. Clown Baby

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    “Until Junior Seau demonstrates that he can survive a shotgun blast to the chest, I have a hard time putting him in the Hall of Fame.” Danny Kanell, probably
     
  38. dahldennsull

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    he really dug in deep and embarrassed himself in that thread





     
  39. JohnLocke

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    Put em in a coffin Ike

     
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  40. Jack Parkman

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  41. JeremyLambsFace

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    Similar to the people like Danny using shitposts to make money
     
  42. ned's head

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    Anyone who gets this embarrassed by danny kanell should lose their little check mark

     
  43. Jack Parkman

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    Wasn’t Danny a backup on that title team?
     
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  44. Barves2125

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    To Heisman winner Charlie Ward.
     
  45. w2b

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    was the holder on the kick that won the title.

    also started at Maryland that year.
     
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  46. nexus

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    Any real football fan knows that was really ND’s title in ‘93 so Ahmed is right
     
  47. electronic

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    Was also the original inspiration for a certain nole fan’s initial user name “Kanell to Dunn.”
     
  48. Jack Parkman

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  49. The B1G Kucktis

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    Since 1990, 147 NFL QBs have thrown over 900 passes. Danny Kannel has the lowest completion percentage of them all.
     
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  50. JeremyLambsFace

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    If he had enough passes to qualify he’d rate 194th of 197 QBs all-time in adjusted net yards per attempt
     
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