Danny Kanell freezing cold takes thread

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  1. Jack Parkman

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  2. bro

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    Danny hates science, so this is not unexpected
     
  3. w2b

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    they can cancel all sports but they can never cancel Danny’s trolling season.
     
  4. Jack Parkman

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  5. bro

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    Danny, who has made a career of baseless tales, is upset that Kirk, likely with plenty of sources behind him, believes the season may not happen. Classic
     
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    Danny never quite gets it right.
     
  9. LetItSoak

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    It's stunning how wrong he is about everything. Every take is absolutely terrible and backed by comically flawed logic
     
  10. Barves2125

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    I feel like we all know the type IRL.
     
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  11. Beeds07

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    Every one of his takes is like he read the headline of an article but not the actual article.

    Human click bait
     
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  12. Boo MFer!

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    This fucking guy.

     
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    now now now....none of you people deserve a living wage or healthcare or even a slightly dignified life. but you all are heroes and i love you for it.
     
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    You really can’t put a price on that.
     
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  16. Beeds07

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    The media: Would you look at how awful Portnoy, Travis and Whitlock are and still get all this pub?

    Kannell: Time to jump on Twitter...
     
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  17. LetItSoak

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    He's a perfect fit at Outkick. I'm surprised that hasn't happened yet
     
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  18. HOOSINSC

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    kanell just joined the cover 3 podcast. Tom Fornelli was the only thing that leveled out barton simmons' douchiness. it's a shame.
     
  19. Saul Shabazz

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    "I know this because I was totally one of those dudes when GM's were dumb enough to keep giving me money"
     
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  20. spagett

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    Is this controversial?

    Are you objecting to how he phrased it?
     
  21. MG2

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    Pretty sure he admitted to being one of those dudes when he was on the radio with Russillo. At the very least, I think he said he was like that early in his career.
     
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  22. Kirk Fogg

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    That's what I was thinking too. Especially when talking about college kids. That said, it's kind of a 180 from the prior post about thanking "front line" workers for not "opting out," which I'm assuming is a direct shot at dudes like Dont'a Hightower and what not.
     
  23. spagett

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    Oh, I'm not caping for him

    Just couldn't spot the objective part of that post
     
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  26. LetItSoak

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    His stupidity is stunning every time
     
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    and yet nothing he ever shits out of his face hole will be as stupid as his performance in 1994 against miami
     
  28. Saul Shabazz

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    Its just a god damn shame cell phone cams weren't the norm when he and Weldon got into their tussle on the 7th hole
     
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    as Brad Johnson looked on laughing his big bird lookin ass off
     
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    Sharing for the replies

     
  33. Saul Shabazz

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  34. Saul Shabazz

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    "it's a flesh toned neck brace I swear to gahhd"
     
  35. Jack Parkman

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