Deshaun Watson to the Browns

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  1. MG2

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    I was confused as to what I was supposed to think when this stuff first came out. The lawyer made it kind of tough to just jump on that side of things and it came so far out of nowhere about a guy everyone has always raved about as a person. But we're well into double digits now of women who are sharing the same stories about him and his behavior. To not believe this stuff at this point is to believe that we're witnessing possibly the most egregious conspiracy against an American professional athlete that I can recall in my lifetime.
     
  2. racer

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    When he inevitably gets run out of the league he can probably sign on with Alli weight loss as a spokesperson.
     
  3. Jack Parkman

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  5. steamengine

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    I believe him yo

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  6. slhorn

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  7. Josey Wales

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    That last line, uhh what? Watson sounds like a psychopath
     
  8. wes tegg

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  9. steamengine

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    I agree, I run by him all the time. A Clemens defense is too far for me though.
     
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  10. chuckmasterflex

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    Something of a pattern of behavior here
     
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  11. ohbluefan

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    If Jane Doe 15 can provide the messages for weeks and the call list back to her family after the incident I’d say Mr Watson has got his ass in the wringer.
     
  12. ashy larry

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    came across this one on the TL today
     
  13. Handcuffed

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    what a fucking weirdo

    allegedly
     
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  14. Sir Phobos

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    one victim: he said, she said

    two to three victims: possible conspiracy but beginning to look like a pattern

    fifteen to sixteen victims: Inmate No. NN7687
     
  15. dblplay1212

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    I'll never understand why a rich and famous athlete that could easily pick up random girls that would gladly have sex with him would do something like what is alleged here. I assume it's a power thing of making someone do what you want but it's still so weird to me.
     
  16. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Your butthole can’t just be left to an amateur random you meet to oil it properly.
     
  17. SC

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    I was the same way, I admit. Everything about the lawyer screamed sketchy, especially all the IG posts and shit about the case. But yeah, there’s no doubting this number of accusers and victims one bit.
     
  18. Charles DeMar

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    In West U by any chance? I recently walked by him on Belmont i think and said hi, used to go to same church years ago, always liked him
     
  19. ohbluefan

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    It’s just a shame that Watson turned his back on Dabo in time of need and god had to smite him.....hate to see it, this all could’ve been avoided.
     
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  20. Doc Louis

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    Agreed, and it may not be as much a conspiracy as people seeing an opportunity for a money grab. But yeah the shit keeps getting weirder.
     
  21. Doc Louis

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    That is one impressively large toupee that he has. Not Roger Clemens, the other guy.
     
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  22. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

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    you dont need an ass greasing if you have a plastic tub baptism after practice
     
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  23. CoastalOrange

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    Son of a bitch...this just made me literally laugh out loud.
     
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  24. DUCKMOUTH

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    Also known as the give us time to pay to make it go away.
     
  25. HotMic

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  26. TC

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    All right reporters, time to follow that string to Tiger Town
     
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  27. ashy larry

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    that newspring pastor got fired because of sex pervert stuff. just an observation!
     
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  28. The_411

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    Why did Tiger Woods cheat on his wife numerous times with some of the women he hooked up with? Part of it is narcissism, part of it being treated as if your shit don't stink for years.

    Society also has a hard time believing women and has huge amount of leniency for famous athletes. Hell OJ was able to kill his wife and he still got off. You think if OJ was some random PoC he wouldn't be on death row?
     
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  29. dblplay1212

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    Comparing Tiger to this doesn't work. Not excusing it, but wanting some strange ass and finding willing women to sleep with isn't the same as forcing unwilling women to oil your asshole.
     
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  30. TC

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    Why do people drive drunk when they can afford a driver? People gonna people, it's not like they pull out a calculator and a logic textbook when they get ready to make a decision
     
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  31. AIOLICOCK

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  32. wes tegg

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    I agree with you, but I do question how different Tiger's narrative would have been had it happened post Me Too.
     
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  33. bertwing

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    Goddamn government always taxing my settlements
     
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  34. TC

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    Do you have a structured settlement but you need cash now?
     
  35. BudKilmer

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    wasnt he a drunk pill popper too?
     
  36. Daniel Ocean

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    lots of not famous guys cheat. Until I got married I was never faithful to anyone. Not remotely the same thing.
     
  37. Doc Louis

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    Plus wasn't tiger working with slightly more professional clientele? Like I doubt they'd be found searching Instagram for "massage the rapist in Houston"
     
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  38. TC

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    :pffft:
     
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  39. Doc Louis

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    And that's how he earned the nickname El Rompecorazones.
     
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  40. TimJimothy

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    It doesn't get much more professional than a waitress at Perkins. At least in my opinion.
     
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  41. The Guglia

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    I agree with this but...

    Coach Swinney*
     
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  42. slhorn

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    Quite frankly I’m just glad my friend didn’t get sexually assaulted by by him.

    also the clemson posters talking about what they had for dinner and or lunch is the wrong take.
     
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  43. Eathan Edwards

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    One of the Tiger girls is a former employee of mine. lol
     
  44. Detlef Schrempf

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    I’m taking this as a yes with regards to the professsional clientele.
     
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  45. Doc Louis

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    Yeah even Watson has standards.
     
  46. Detlef Schrempf

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    That’s fucked up
     
  47. Doc Louis

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    I know right? Like how badly did he need to invent a friend to impress people on an internet message board?
     
  48. Detlef Schrempf

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    I’m all for jokes, but fuck that on the topic of sexual assault.
     
  49. Doc Louis

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    Yeah it's really fucked up he's inventing people, I agree.
     
  50. Detlef Schrempf

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    You should go ahead and sit this one out.