Deshaun Watson to the Browns

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  1. Nug

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    Her: Can't believe you cheated on me, stole my car, and then took that bitch to eat pizza and drink sprite
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  2. ~ taylor ~

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    I kinda hope he breaks his neck.
     
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  3. Redav

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    The reason the NFL gets away with this shit is because of people like dukebuckeye.
     
  4. Vito Corleone

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    Whoever is the first to sack him and pretend to masturbate on him when he's on the ground will be my new favorite player.

    Never will a 15 year penalty be so worth it
     
  5. Detlef Schrempf

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    The Haslams are just irredeemable pieces of shit
     
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  6. Charles DeMar

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    Yep

     
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    This you?

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  11. Shinzonᴵᴵ

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    You said their uni/color combo was awesome. The beige man loves brown. Just a lame joke.
     
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  12. laxjoe

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    what a fucking piece of shit. i hope he dies in a single car accident on the way to the week 13 game
     
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  14. SugarShaun

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    The Poscast with he and Michael Schur where they discussed potential new teams for Joe to be a fan of now that he’s dropping the Browns was entertaining
     
  15. Vito Corleone

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    As soon as the Browns are no longer the worst team on the field, they become the worst one off of it.

    So Ohio
     
  16. skiedfrillet

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    Just another example of the Biden DOJ being soft on crime. If trump hadn’t had the election fraudulently stolen from him deshaun would never be playing.
    Hope you guys remember this lesson in November
     
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  17. ClemPson

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    If I was a player and pick 6’d Watson I would do the air hump ejaculation as a touchdown celebration. The irony is the NFL would probably suspend me for almost as long as Watson and fine me just as much.

     
  18. UncleJesse

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  19. bro

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  20. devine

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    I didn’t know roddy white sucked

     
  21. Redav

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  22. ned's head

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    Roddy white, legal scholar
     
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  23. bro

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    Not only is he defending Deshaun, he puts down a woman in the process
     
  24. Icculus is a Bammer

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    @roddywhiteTV? What tv is he on? Or does he just watch tv
     
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    "Making women feel a certain way"

    What is he even saying
     
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  26. bro

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    conveniently avoiding the corroborated allegations of deshaun’s terrible actions in order to make his shitty point
     
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  27. skiedfrillet

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    Now now maybe he means a diff deshaun
     
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  28. CUAngler

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    Didn’t roddy tweet some really shitty things a few years ago?
     
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    Neil and Infinity!
     
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    He tweets dumb shit a few times a year
     
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  32. BudKilmer

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    Fucking hell roddy
     
  33. roggins

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    Well that’s two people that I hope fold a knee the wrong way this season.
     
  34. ~ taylor ~

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    40% of this country agrees with him. We're a lost society.
     
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    Pretty sure roddy white is long retired.
     
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    But he’s yet to log off.
     
  37. Killy Me Please

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    “You can say that’s because he’s a star quarterback. Well, of course,”

    What a legend.
     
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  39. 40wwttamgib

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    i'm sure that kid will grow up to be perfectly well adjusted
     
  40. Gaknight

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  41. dukebuckeye

    dukebuckeye I’m OK with your low opinion of me.
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    lol...I was wondering how long it would take before one of you posted this exact message.
     
  42. skiedfrillet

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    that guy is hardly pretty enough to be duke
     
  43. dukebuckeye

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    We have the same leg tattoo though
     
  44. skiedfrillet

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    i always assumed that was an ohio rite of passage

    when i met Corch in denver he had two of them
     
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  45. 40wwttamgib

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    my cousin has one around his ankle
     
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  46. skiedfrillet

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    never understood ankle tattoos

    why would you get a tattoo that's going to be covered up 95% of the time by your ankle bracelet? just doesn't make any sense
     
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  47. Goose

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    Corch also has the confederate flag tattooed on his shoulder blade. He showed it to the entire bar when we met up near his old place out in Pataskala
     
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  48. 40wwttamgib

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    the number of confederate flags i see hanging in ohio is greater than zero.

    ohio, the once proud hub of the confederacy :magatears:
     
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  49. skiedfrillet

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    it makes sense, Ohio is the birth place of world famous Confederate sympathizer, William Tecumseh Sherman
     
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