Do you eat at Chipotle?

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  1. Yes

    95 vote(s)
    56.9%
  2. No

    72 vote(s)
    43.1%
  1. Simon Templar

    Simon Templar Well-Known Member
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    Chipotle always makes me piss out my butt so no.
     
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  2. miles

    miles All I know is my gut says, maybe
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    THAT NARRATIVE WAS A LIE PERPETUATED BY BIG CORN AND YOU KNOW IT
     
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  3. GordoBombay

    GordoBombay Well-Known Member
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    More of a Pancheros guy myself
     
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  4. beerleagueman

    beerleagueman Well-Known Member

    haven’t been in years

    it got me sick two times puking for at least 12 hours ..first time was close to when the E Coli was in the news then happened less than a year later and said No Mas. Moe’s steak tastes like rubber but it’s never gotten me sick
     
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  5. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
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    say it louder for the people in the back
     
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  6. The Banks

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    I have no problem with companies raising their prices 4% in order to pay its employees $15+. Good for Chipotle.
     
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  7. Sir Phobos

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    being a sweatlord over food deserves to be mocked.
     
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  8. Jimmy the Saint

    Jimmy the Saint It's like the Weimar Republic in that place
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    You’re fucking weird, man.
     
  9. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    i dont intentionally avoid it but i also can't remember the last time i ate it
     
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  10. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    define this "sweatlord" term
     
  11. mb711

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    The op should probably be framed a different way. You have a white or black scenario. I’ll eat Chipotle, but I’m never seeking it and eat it maybe once or twice a year. In this poll it’s a yes, but don’t know if that’s what you were going for
     
  12. TheFreak55

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    I love Chipotle but would kill most TMB users for an Illegal Pete’s in my area
     
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  13. bro

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    That’s not what people are taking issue with
     
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  14. Mr. Bean

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    I think the quality has gone downhill after their corporatization and not a fan at all about the CEO pay and how they are justifying raising prices.

    However it is still miles better than Moes and QDoba. They both suck. QDoba has a sneaky good BBQ sauce that’s great on a quesadilla tho
     
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  15. repoocs

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    Qdoba queso is better than anything on Chipotle's menu. Thank you for coming to my TedTalk.
     
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  16. Menelaus

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  17. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Haven’t eaten it in a while but if you told me that 4% price hike was for R&D to make that queso taste less like sadness I would pay it.
     
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  18. There are a lot better options by me so rarely have it. I also think the quality has gone way downhill, I recall it being pretty damn good when it was first popping up but maybe that is just my imagination
     
  19. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Call me a sweatlord one more time and prepare to choose a publix.
     
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  20. TimJimothy

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    Jesus christ of course I eat at Chipotle because I'm an American and what's more american than the subway of mexican food?
     
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  21. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Thread is making me want qdoba. Will probably grab a mini bowl for lunch with brisket, queso diablo and salsa Verde. :ahh:
     
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  22. C A N E

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    i like the idea of chipotle so i go there. but then im immediately disappointed.
     
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  23. Butthead

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    Tons of Mexican restaurants and food trucks around here so there really isn't any reason to unless you're having it delivered at work I guess
     
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  24. Butthead

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    The panda express of "Mexican" restaurants
     
  25. Eric The Viking

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    I’ll basically stop at any burrito place that’s nearby, when I’m hungry. I won’t drive out of my way for any of them, though.
     
  26. Butthead

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    Their carnitas are an insult to the term
     
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  27. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    Chipotle's is the worst version of queso in America. I legit don't know how you fuck up something so easy, so fucking badly.
     
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  28. Tobias

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    wtf is a sweatlord
     
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  29. TC

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    Amended for accuracy
     
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  30. TC

    TC Love it. Couldn’t wear it.
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  31. Butthead

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    7/11 isn't a gas station, kid
     
  32. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    I thought it was a reference to meat sweats. :themoreyouknow:
     
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  33. GoS

    GoS SUCKMYDICKANDCHOKEONIT-I YIELD MY TIME-FUCK YOU
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    chipotle sucks but its chain comp is so fucking weak it makes them look like the Michael fucking jordan of chain mexijoints. Fuck their CEO and fuck them
     
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  34. IV

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    I used to eat there a lot, but the chip deal is garbage
     
  35. MtOread

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    I'm good for 8-10 times a year. I'll be lazy on a Monday or Thursday night and not want to cook dinner.
     
  36. skiedfrillet

    skiedfrillet It's not a lie if you believe it.
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    agreed, who the fuck only eats 2.75 meals/day
     
  37. skiedfrillet

    skiedfrillet It's not a lie if you believe it.
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    sweatlord is a gaming term you uneducated rubes

    put down the books and pick up a controller and educate yourselves
     
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  38. C A N E

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    The changed it from the last one. The newer one is much better.
     
  39. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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  40. —

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    I think calling people sweat lords for having any good opinions is the sweatiest thing in this thread.
     
  41. NDJOECA

    NDJOECA Well-Known Member

    There is a weird ass sub culture of people who almost exclusively eat chipotle. I have a friend who literally had a decorative coin from the store he frequented. Think it got him free drinks.

    I enjoy their cheese, guac, and tortillas, rest is pretty mediocre. Their quesadillas are so bad it feels like a bit.
     
  42. rcragg82

    rcragg82 Well-Known Member

    I've been eating Chipotle for 20 years. Taste the same then as it does now. My 5 year old also loves to get the quesadilla meal so its a good spot for us to go when mom is gone and I don't want to cook.

    Chipotle seasons their meat better than Qdoba but Qdoba wins on their queso and because they offer tortilla strips to give you a crunch factor.
     
  43. $P1

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    How recently? Tried some about a month ago and it was still as bad as when it launched. I generally like Chipotle for what it is, but the queso is so fucking awful.
     
  44. RegimentML

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    I go maybe three times a year. There’s one less than a mile from where I live so it’s convenient.

    So I guess the answer is yes, but I’m rarely excited about it.
     
  45. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Think I’ve only eaten chipotle once. They opened one in Fayetteville and I went and it was good but it wasn’t as good as the local flying burrito so I just didn’t go back and I’ve never went to one since. I can’t think of the last time I’ve had a monster burrito and now I’m getting kinda sad and want one.
     
  46. Jake Scott

    Jake Scott Well-Known Member
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    Qdoba getting so much love is a disgrace. That place fucking sucks no matter the location.
     
  47. Celemo

    Celemo Meatball's Dad
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    I rarely eat at Chipotle but Meatball loves their chicken quesadillas so we'll pop in from time to time to grab one when were out running errands
     
  48. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Thank you. I used to get so pissed when I’d get outvoted on where to eat and they wanted to go to Qdoba. Chipotle was literally across the street and the local burrito place was across the parking lot from it and both were much better options.
     
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  49. Jake Scott

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    Qdoba is garbage. I will die of starvation before I eat there again. I've eaten it 3 times. Once in Athens, once in Jacksonville and the third I can't remember where we were traveling.

    The worst ingredients, nothing is fresh and it's automatic diarrhea for 3-4 days.
     
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  50. Hoss Bonaventure

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    My friends would always want to go because they had good drink specials but all of their food just tasted weird. Their queso is the worst I can think of ever having.
     
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