Father-in-law things

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  1. GoodForAnother

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    My father-in-law loves trains and subscribes to Trains magazine. He had a "disagreement with the editors" and wrote them a letter about the declining content quality of their magazine and cancelled his longstanding subscription but he didn't want to miss any new breaking train news so he made a new subscription in my name to be delivered to our house, so he didn't have to go back on his word, without telling us about it. So now I have this train magazine that comes to my house and he's gonna come over and get it every month for I guess the rest of his life.
     
  2. hardcorekickball

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  3. wtx

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  4. Clown Baby

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    GOODFORANOTHER, tell your FIL to check out TrainsWeekly.com!!!#Ad
     
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  5. tandin

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    This made my night.
     
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  6. The Banks

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  8. Toast

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  9. Toast

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  10. The.Barron.of.Miles

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    So many amazing things in this post. Hard for me to pick my favorite.
     
  11. lechnerd

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    You should get revenge by running a train on his daughter in her caboose. Choo!!!!Choo!!!!
     
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  12. OHW

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    You should introduce him to EdmondDantes' mom. She has quite the affinity for trains as well.
     
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  13. tandin

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    Fantastic
     
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  14. Arkadin

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    Where do you think he picked up his train love
     
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  16. wes tegg

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    Did/does he work for the railroad, or is he simply a ballast-fan?
     
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  17. Koby Salman

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    You can't make that stuff up. Special FIL you got there.
     
  18. GoodForAnother

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    yeah he worked for them for like 10 years
     
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  19. DelapThrows

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    Is this an appropriate thread to share other FIL stories? Or are we just basking in your FIL's glory?
     
  20. Iron Mickey

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    I think it's all-comers for FIL tales.
     
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  21. DelapThrows

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    Neat.

    My FIL has had a live-in girlfriend for roughly 7ish years. He is a pretty wealthy mid 50s white dude... and his girlfriend is a 40something black woman from Mississippi.

    So 2 years ago we visited for Thanksgiving. As soon as we arrive, I go to the guest room bathroom. After washing my hands, I realize there isn't a hand towel out... I open the cabinet above the toilet to find one. Sitting right next to the towels is a large black bottle with the label "ANAL LUBE" from Adam/Eve or some other sex store staring at me straight in the face. In the guest bathroom. Next to the towels and extra bars of soap.

    I turned the bottle around and moved it behind a bottle of shampoo so my wife wouldn't accidentally find it. I haven't said a word to her (or him) about it.
     
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  22. Bruce Bowen

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    My soon to be FIL is dating a girl who fucked his dad.
     
  23. Phil Connors

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    All the live-long day
     
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  24. Iron Mickey

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    haha that's really weird. were they anal boning in the guest bathroom? I mean, I can see accidentally leaving it somewhere if you were mid anal poundage and then just went off to cuddle or whatever.

    but intentionally storing it far away from your daily ass play and very near your guests seems like a troll
     
  25. Iron Mickey

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    ...

    your wife's dad is dating a girl who fucked your wife's grandfather??
     
  26. Chipper>Jeter

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    Or an invitation for guests to anal bone in that bathroom.
     
  27. Bruce Bowen

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    Correct.
     
  28. Iron Mickey

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    how old are these people
     
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  29. El Tiburon

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    Sounds like he just doesn't want you to harm his daughter.
     
  30. Iron Mickey

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    thoughtful, popsinlaw
     
  31. bigred77

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    I think willie nelson has a song about this, called "I'm my own grandpa"
     
  32. OHW

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    Better yet, how do you know this, Bruce Bowen?
     
  33. herb.burdette

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    Does he lie awake at night, worried that the editors of Trains magazine are going to catch him doing this?
     
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  34. Bruce Bowen

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    Dad is 45 but this happened 15-20 years ago

    It was a big thing when it happened so everyone in the family knows. Doubt it would have been brought it up if he wasn't dating her again.
     
  35. War Grundle

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    That's awesome. My FIL also subscribes to Trains magazine. He has tons of train books all throughout the house and built a huge model train village that takes up the whole garage. He knows very little about sports but when ever I am over he turns on baseball/football and tries to talk sports. Great guy. I'm lucky.
     
  36. OHW

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    So he was dating this woman and she cheated on him with his dad?

    And now he's dating her again?
     
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  37. Bruce Bowen

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    Yes and she has a husband and kids but the husband is aware of them dating. The situation is all kinds of fucked up.
     
  38. Redav

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    I had no idea there was a Trains magazine or that it would have much of a following. Seems like you could do one issue and pretty much cover everything.
     
  39. Redav

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    Hahaha, what?
     
  40. brahmanknight

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    Do baby's mama's dads count?
     
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  41. tandin

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    What in the actual fuck?
     
  42. Iron Mickey

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    how old is the wife that her dad is 45
     
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  43. Bruce Bowen

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    Yeah I don't know they were supposed to divorce but didn't. Sometimes they are separated and then others she is posting on facebook about how much she loves her husband/family. Bitch is crazy.
     
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  44. Iron Mickey

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    not sure I'd be marrying into this soap opera tbph
     
  45. Bo Pelinis

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    I'm gonna need a venn diagram or something to sort all this out
     
  46. Iron Mickey

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    or like a condom and some clorox
     
  47. Bruce Bowen

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    Fiance is 24 this month.
    He's an awesome guy but for some reason can't say no to her.
     
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  48. Iron Mickey

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    damn dog. I guess pack your popcorn for the family gatherings? idk

    is grandpa still kicking? how old is he? any chance he gets in them guts again?

    can't believe this woman is juggling three dicks at least and people actually like speak to her
     
  49. tandin

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    Imagined her actually juggling three dicks and laughed.
     
  50. Verbal Kint

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    My Father in law is a pretty great all around. However my wife's blood father (her parents basically adopted her as a teenager so she didn't have to live with her then alcoholic mother) was never around. What's interesting is that his gf and baby moms friended my wife on Facebook and comments on her statuses like they're old friends. They've never met and they live 20 hours away. Its fairly weird. Sorry for the poor contribution....
     
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