Father-in-law things

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  1. ClemPson

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    He is 74 and will work out in the sun all day on the farm. He had a knee replacement this year and took like 4 Advil afterwards and 0 of the pain pills he was prescribed. We had to physically make him rest because we were worried he was going to hurt his knee because he was trying to walk and do PT earlier than the doctor told him. He is stubborn as can be and all my friends say he reminds them of Hank Hill.
     
  2. GoodForAnother

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    he is flying up today to check in on some stuff for their house build and I was told by my wife to pick him up at the airport “around 2” today but was never given any specifics

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  3. HOOSINSC

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    :like:
     
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  4. Constant

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    Would have assumed he was coming by train.
     
  5. Boo MFer!

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    The double thumbs up is such a boss move.
     
  6. ~ taylor ~

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    You figured it out without too much difficulty, it appears.
     
  7. texasraider

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    GFA FIL posting on the main train board dot com

    "told my SIL I was flying in around 2pm and the nerd had to figure out exactly which flight I was on smh"
     
  8. ~ taylor ~

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    Does the KC airport have more than 3 gates?
     
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  9. Redav

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    "Then he started talking about the legislation that formed the territories of Kansas and Nebraska and the values of states rights"
     
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    “He’s always going on about 3/5ths being the right ratio when we drive through the city.”
     
  11. Boo MFer!

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    “Insurance this, insurance that. This dweeb doesn’t ever shut up about insurance.”
     
  12. GoodForAnother

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  13. texasraider

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    "every time I try and have an educated conversation with him about trains he always mentions how Hitler always had the trains running on time"
     
  14. London Humphreys

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    Thought that was Mussolini?
     
  15. texasraider

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    no idea. in my head it was hitler but it's possible they both had trains running on time.

    I bet GFA could clear this up
     
  16. zeberdee

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    definitely Mussolini
     
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  17. Constant

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    Famously Mussolini.

    The diff being that the Germans would have had the trains on schedule Hitler or no. The Italians not so much.
     
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  18. Boo MFer!

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    I took a train from Rome to Florence, and from
    Florence to Venice this summer. AMA about Italian train travel.
     
  19. ono

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    Were they on time?
     
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  20. BayouMafia

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    the-trainboard.com was right there come on
     
  21. Boo MFer!

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    Yes. But one of the things that really threw me was that you don’t even know the platform until a few minutes before departure. So we sat there waiting to see the platform, then made a mad dash to the train. Cool experience though.
     
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  22. GoodForAnother

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    have you ever ridden a German train? Deutsche Bahn is truly awful, it’s like a national joke there
     
  23. Redav

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    That's where your mom posts.
     
  24. Boo MFer!

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    Lol got his ass.
     
  25. Constant

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    Soft Eurotrash neo-Germans.

    The Germans of the mid-20th were a Teutonic machine.
     
  26. texasraider

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    imagine not riding the ICE
     
  27. texasraider

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    that's on me
     
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  28. GoodForAnother

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    Apparently the woman next to him on the plane asked him if he was headed home to Kansas City and he said sort of, we are moving here in six weeks

    she goes why are you leaving Texas? and he said because we’re tired of fascist dictators
     
  29. Whammy Business

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    I do not have a FIL, but this last page has been an entertaining read.
     
  30. ono

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    But as has been discussed, they are very good at trains
     
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  31. GoodForAnother

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    Now he is walking around the block with his iPad to get some shots of a crew taking down a big tree
     
  32. BWC

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    But enough about Mrs. Dantes
     
  33. ~ taylor ~

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    Constant been reading GFA’s newsletter.
     
  34. Taffy

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    Did I miss where GFA has been outed as a Nazi sympathiser?
     
  35. bigred77

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    I thought it was pretty well known
     
  36. ~ taylor ~

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    Some might only remember him as a Greek bust libertarian asking questions, but it was a natural progression.
     
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  37. Fuzzy Zoeller

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    My FIL embarked to Ecuador by himself for two weeks.
     
  38. Boo MFer!

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    Are the trains there on time? Inquiring minds want to know.
     
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  39. Name P. Redacted

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    He’s just a fan of history and how things used to be
     
  40. The Milkman

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    Sounds like Mexico City airport for regional flights. They let you know your gate 5 minutes prior to boarding. It’s chaos
     
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  41. tigerbishop11

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    My father in law was diagnosed with glioblastoma 6 weeks before our wedding. He fought for 15 hard months and died yesterday. He was a great man who was better to me than I ever deserved and he will be missed dearly.
     
  42. Fuzzy Zoeller

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    Update: He hated it.
     
  43. Taffy

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    Sorry for your loss
     
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  44. texasraider

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    Hate to hear that. I know I’ll be a wreck when my FIL goes
     
  45. PJP3

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    Was at in laws house on Friday and fil was grilling some chicken. I watched him take the chicken off after cooking and put in back in the bowl full of the marinade he had all the raw chicken in and start tossing it around. When I asked him what he was doing he said he always does that and helps flavor the chicken and it was marinading in the fridge so it was cold and somehow this made it safe in his mind. This guy is not a stranger to the kitchen and I have no idea how he has made it to almost 70 without killing himself. I guess he's just been playing salmonella roulette all this time and has somehow not gotten sick or has the most iron stomach, or maybe the bottle of chardonnay a night kills everything. It blew my mind.
     
  46. Nole0515

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  47. bruce bowen

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  48. tylerdolphin

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    Did you eat it?
     
  49. Schadenfred

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    He seems like the kind of guy who takes temps for chicken.
     
  50. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    I was expecting you to say he was going to put the chicken back on the grill, good god almighty.

    The times I've successfully grilled chicken, meaning it's still moist, I've aggressively checked it's internal temp with an expensive instant thermometer. Seems like a much easier way than throwing salmonella juice back on. :laugh: