My Dads friend did this, wasn’t needed for months. Finally opened it up, was broken and out of the return period.
Fell and bruised my rib on the first night of a cruise. Fortunately was able to buy codeine and Xanax in Mexico without prescription. Downside it was $328.
Medic on the ship told me if I had to comeback they would send me to a hospital in Cozumel. I'm accepting of the meds at inflated prices without a prescription. It allowed me to take out waverunners with my kids
they live near a bike path now, the house they’re building now is close to two that are nicer tho, mostly because KC has more trees and hills
This hasn’t happened yet on my favorite show, Doctor Odyssey, but I can guarantee you that it will. Why? Because I’m the head writer of Doctor Odyssey.
Marilyn Manson really ruined it for One Two bc everyone thought he had those ribs removed to suck his own dick but the truth is that One Two had been sucking himself off long before he got his ribs taken out.
Hey man, no one forced you to get the leg lengthening surgery then having to have to ribs removed because of your crippling anxiety that you wouldn’t be able to suck your own dick anymore
He's currently sitting on the couch blaring Newsmax reels or some other dumb shit and hasn't moved for 2 hours. We're off to a great start.
My FIL is pretty much a teetotaler. I think I can count on one hand the number of times I’ve seen him drink so much as a glass of wine with several fingers to spare. Asked me to pour some bourbon in his eggnog at 11 AM. Quite a surprise.
It is the Norwegian getaway thank you very much. I'm only taking the Xanax at night to sleep and it's great. The codeine is a necessary part of my morning routine just to get out of bed. Starting to feel a little better though. Thanks for asking.
In all serious, and on the topic of Mexican medication; A long time ago I was in Playa Del Carmen and accidentally ingested tap water. Horrible diarrhea. Resort calls in a doctor who just gives me a bottle of stuff I’ve never heard of and tells me to take it daily. Once I was back in the States I researched the drug and it was a god damn restricted oral anabolic steroid. Thanks “doc”!
Wife loves playing the victim card at my parents as previously stated, and my mom just screwed me. my mom doesn’t allow dogs in the house. Never has. Both my siblings have multiple dogs, and are staying at an AirBnb down the road that’s dog friendly. wife is allergic to everything under the sun, especially dogs and cats, to which my mom is aware. My siblings show up, and my brother has his old dog that is 17 and has trouble getting around. Plops her down right in the middle of the living room, where she’ll be the rest of the afternoon/evening. Zero heads up from anyone. You can imagine the shit I am now dealing with. Def posted in wrong thread. Whoops
My wife is trying to get me to go supervise her dad smoking the turkey and we are about to fight because she doesn’t understand the emasculation one experiences when another man enters your home and micromanages your grilling techniques.
I went deep sea fishing in the DR once and they asked me if I wanted anything for sea sickness and I say sure just in case, but I’m pretty sure it was oxycontin because I looked like the Wolf of Wall Street when he does the old ludes the entire boat ride.
My FIL just served a smoked turkey with the white meat at about 130* and dripping pink (). The tap dance of people dumping the meat while not offending the most volatile man in the southeast was worth the trip. I’m not stepping on the man’s toes even in that situation.
My MIL said she told her investment guy to sell her Disney stock because of woke transgenderism. I don’t know when she did this but Disney is up 30% on the year. Lol.