Halloween Candy

The ring camera footage will be excellent

 

First tray loaded

 

Baby Ruth gotta be the last man standing, right?

 

lolno

 

I fucking hope not. I just want to get fat on leftover 100 grands & butterfingers, maybe a kit kat or 3

 

Butterfingers

 

nope

 

Thank you

 

I’ve never had Take 5

 

You should change that

 

legit can’t even picture it

 

this is bullying

 

Take 5s are fucking elite and now I’m pissed we don’t have any

 

Way more kids this year than the last two. Had to dip into my private stash to make it until 8pm

one upside to global warming and 75 degree temps on Halloween I guess

 

We got off light. Normally go through about 275 pieces and still have all this left.
Haven’t had a trick or treater in about 40 minutes either

 

We used to. Now we just order on Amazon since it has more options

 

I’m glad Take 5 is getting its rightful kudos.

Fast Break also elite.



Relieved to not see any Mounds or Almond Joys.

 

Almond Joy and Wethers are my son’s favorite candies. Hes like an old man trapped in a young fuckbois body

 

Insanity.

 

Almond Joy

 

yeah Costco made it very easy and cost effective

 

Sam’s bc I’d get in trouble at home if not bertwing

 

I ate more Rolos tonight than I have in the past 20 years and regret nothing.

 

Had a little kid dressed up in a suit wearing orange makeup and blonde hair. Instead of saying trick or treat he said “make America great again”

I hate where I live and ruined my Halloween spirit

 

I can’t even remember seeing it or even knowing it existed.

 

Milk Duds for me

 

if I was smart enough to post ring videos I would, was hard enough to send to group chat

devine a.tramp bertwing might can help

 

Ha, my oldest wanted me to be a construction worker, so wore my work hard hat and hi res safety vest and got told I was Donald Trump by several older ladies in the neighborhood trick or treating.......

 

I can help clear it up, he is indeed not smart enough.

 

Had a few of those in my neighborhood, along with several “Trumpkin” shirts and lots of shitheads dressed in garbage bags and MAGA hats.

 

probably dbl’s kids

 

You ever see someone dressed with a hatchet through their head or as a zombie or maybe someone dressed as Satan?

Some kid shows up in a Trump suit, I'm gonna give them the same reaction. Hell, might tell the Republican down the street tomorrow to take his scary Trump signs down, Halloween's over.

 

My wife is a nicer person than I am

 

I would've said loud enough for the parents to hear out by the mailbox, HO HO, LOOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S LOOKING FOR SOME PUSSY TO GRAB!

 

you’re on a roll, dude

 

Had at least 75% of candy left when 11 and under crew was likely retired, left the rest in huge bowls for the middle school assholes and of course gone

 

a variety of full size, beers and bourbon for the grown ups all the while just chilling out front with the solo stove roaring

fun night in the new neighborhood

 

It's called compartmentalization, thanks.

 

you ate it all I saw it on YouTube

 

I exercised then ate pizza and wings

/morefitthanbert

 

I gave some of these out tonight and they were a big hit.

How do you say caramel?

Is it car-uh-mel or care-uh-mel?

 

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Another year where the potato bowl ran out before the candy bowl. A great Halloween.