Separate names with a comma.
Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by ncrebel, May 26, 2012.
Do we know the exchange rate on Cansecoins to Schrute Bucks or Stanley Nickles?
I’m here for it
Thank you for your service Jose
Jose canseco. Change our body composition. Heh
I get it because steroids!
Gonna call next time I'm out that way. Learn about some time travel while I'm at it
He really wants people to contact Morgan
Ask for Morgan
But that's Morgan's number!?
Jose still crazy.
canseco is 1/1 in his accusations of a-rod cheating
Dude just can't accept the fact that his time has passed. Does anything to keep his name out there.
I know this is Canseco and he's insane, but how would him passing a polygraph prove ARod is banging his ex wife?
Oh thank fucking goodness
now it's a one-on-one polygraph challenge?
the best part is that a knee brace, elbow pad, bungee cord, and what i believe to be rope are "patent pending"
Jose Canseco is far more ridiculous than Andy Samberg Jose Canseco.
Morgan needs a new job.
I need this thread in my life.
I don’t know if any of you are familiar with Dan Ryckert, but I feel as though the description for his book “former professional athlete sucks at crowdfunding- a time travel adventure” is relevant in this thread:
In 2013, author Dan Ryckert began a crowdfunding campaign with the sole purpose of mocking an unnamed former professional athlete. This athlete had started his own crowdfunding campaign that was woefully unsuccessful, so Ryckert set out to raise more money than his rival while offering nothing of value to its backers. The handsome 29 year-old writer was successful, bringing in thousands of dollars and fully financing his lifelong goal of getting sweet seats for WrestleMania. While Ryckert was successful, his initial plan of writing a book about the real-life figure was derailed when he realized that it was probably something he could totally get sued for. As a result, he wrote a different book that is entirely fictional and is based on no real life figures or events. He promised his backers nothing of value, and this book makes good on that promise. Enlisting the help of his friends in the gaming industry, in Hollywood, and in the world of improv comedy, Former Baseball Player Sucks At Crowdfunding: A Time Travel Adventure chronicles the entirely fictional adventures of one super-fictional former athlete that isn't based on anyone. Will the steroid-infused idiot find a way to end his chaotic ordeal? Will he ever find peace with the fact that his penis is just the smallest thing in the world? Learn the answers to these questions and more in this thrilling work of fiction.
About the Author
Dan Ryckert is the author of the Air Force Gator series, a senior associate editor at Game Informer, a two-time Guinness World Record holder, and used a shoebox as a plate for his microwave cheesedogs for an entire summer because he didn't want to buy more paper plates.
I guess I’m goin to Vegas next week.