Home Buyin/Maintenance Thread - Where most of us are 30ish but act 47. Oh, and fuck home inspectors

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  1. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Highly unlikely it has its own breaker so you’re not gonna be able to turn it off without disrupting power elsewhere.
     
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  2. Imurhuckleberry

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    Mine has sensitivity settings. If yours doesn't maybe just replace it with one that does?

    On a similar note, I have an older lady who every morning walks the neighbourhood right along the curbs. I respect her diligence but I have my ring zones set to be able to see the mailbox which is literally right on the curb so at 545 everymorning I get woken up. May have to just program a 15 minute security gap but what if she's really part of Ocean's 17 and probing my defences!?!?! Screenshot_20211205-122314.png
     
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  3. Russellin4885

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    We have any structural engineers here? I'm taking a wall down and had it engineered but I'm wanting to switch something up. Feel like it's a pretty straight forward question but I can't get a hold of the engineer and it's holding my project up. Here is the report:
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    The exterior side of the wall currently calls for (4) 2 X 8 studs to carry the beam but I want that all to be in the wall so that it is flush. My framer thinks that a 3.5 X 7 PSL column would be a substitute for the 2 X 8's but want to get that signed off on first.
     
  4. fish

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    Go ahead and do it. Tell 'em fish from TMB said it's cool.
     
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  5. PAHokie

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    Structural Engineer here. (4) 2x8 is a pretty wild spec. The 3.5 x 7 PSL is as strong as the 4-2x8 however the controlling factor could be the bearing/crushing on the sill plate in which case you would need that 6”x7-1/4” bearing area that’s specified.
     
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  6. Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all

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    exactly.
     
  7. Matt Foley

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    I concur
     
  8. Baron

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    You took the words right out of my mouth!
     
  9. arrdub

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    :taxes:
    engineer’d
     
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  10. BigReff73

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    Structural engineer here too and just curious…. Have you seen any mass timber projects come through yet? Feel like it’s going to be quite popular soon
     
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  11. goblue31602

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    Don't you mean quite *poplar*?

    I'll see myself out
     
  12. leroi

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    Would ppl be interested in a landscaping / lawn / gardening thread?

    I think we're all getting about that age now, where most of us are 35ish but act 53
     
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  13. PAHokie

    PAHokie Can't a bitch living say I bought her Michael Kors
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    There apparently is one being built in Charlottesville. I don’t anticipate getting into them as most of our clients are private development looking for the cheapest way to do things and the projects aren’t the scale where that would save.
     
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  14. One Two

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    we have a gardening thread and a landscape/yard thread
     
  15. CUAngler

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    I'm moving on two weeks and I know I'm completely underestimating how awful it's going to be.

    Only going .25 mile up the road so that's a plus.
     
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  16. leroi

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    i will take your word for it, but i just went about 5 pages deep and didn't find anything
     
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  18. One Two

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  19. leroi

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  20. bigred77

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    They are typically not as active this time of year, it's the holiday rush
     
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  21. One Two

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    Fan of section checks out
     
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  22. bigred77

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    Don't be jealous of that billdozer life
     
  23. Funshot Residue

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    I wasn't going to invite you anyways, One Two was just being nice.
     
  24. leroi

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    i don't think we have invites at TMB but i accept your feelings of outrage

    i like farms, don't misunderstand me, they're very important. at the flagship of South Carolina we're able to use our surplus labor to grow plants for their aesthetic value
     
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  25. Funshot Residue

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    And we accept your feelings of inadequacy, petulant behavior, and generally being a pissant.
     
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  27. arrdub

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    Pick either of those threads (gardening/lawn) and start driving content. Both lack critical mass and I know I’d love to talk more about landscape-type gardening. You have my sword.
     
  28. billdozer

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    Used to be pretty heavy in the gardening section, but not many people posted this year on their gardens.
     
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  29. One Two

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    Yeah I normally post all my landscaping questions in the Birmingham thread (double RL ) but I think it’s time to make the lawn care thread a hybrid lawn and landscaping thread.
     
  30. One Two

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    I like the gardening homesteading thread as is. Big difference in ornamental landscaping vs growing for production although there can be some edible landscape cross over
     
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  31. arrdub

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    Crossover is ideal state
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  32. Lyrtch

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    i will fight anyone who maligns billdozer
     
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  33. DollarBillHokie

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    With the new conforming loan amounts, I can basically get a loan for the entire value of my home if I was purchasing it outright. If I use my Zestimate (I know), I could pull out $30k to be at 20%. Are there options for me to refi back up to 10% and get the cash for another home which I use as a second home that I rent out when I’m not using it?
     
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  34. Name P. Redacted

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    Boujwa swine
     
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  35. Imurhuckleberry

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    Poe's law
     
  36. Baron

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    Jorts prob would know.
     
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  37. Jorts

    Jorts "Ask about my Mortgage Services"
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    Cash out Max on Conforming is 80% LTV
     
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  38. DollarBillHokie

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    Fuck that. Can I sell my house to myself?
     
  39. Jorts

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    No. But, if you really want to strip your equity... you can join one of the branches of the military/national guard, gain VA Eligibility & then do cash out up to 100%.
     
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  40. Name P. Redacted

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    Got the Ring retrofit and realized I need to find the wiring for the existing system. I figured it was in a metal enclosure on the wall in the utility room. Can’t find a key for the damn thing so I pry it open with a hammer. As the door pops off the key falls off the top of the enclosure. Great start.
     
  41. Tommy Jefferson

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    So. damn. relatable.
     
  42. NDfanPSUgrad

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    Is there a Solar thread or has anyone installed solar for their home? I have a zoom meeting tomorrow with Lumina solar and hope to get a quote and see what it would take to install a Tesla Powerwall or they also suggest another brand Enphase. Anyone with experience, let me know.
     
  43. Name P. Redacted

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    GoodForAnother
     
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  44. GoodForAnother

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    can probably save you money depending on your situation. batteries are expensive af and imo only worth it if you lose power a lot
     
  45. Rusty Shackleford

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    Everyone once in awhile a post on here just really gets me tickled. This one did it because I would have absolutely done the same thing.
     
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  46. fish

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    For over 10 years my dad talked about wanting to get solar panels for his house. I truly believe it was because his neighbor of 30+ years had done it. Pops decided to drop 19K on solar about two years ago because a he got a knock on the door. My mom was terminally ill, dad was clearly in the early stages of cognitive deficiency (which we see now in hindsight but didn't know at the time). The sales closer was a tall drink of water eastern European woman that had him in the palm of her hand.

    Solar is a sound investment if you're gonna be in the home for some years. My dad is likely going to a memory facility in three months.
     
  47. bigred77

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    The last time I looked into solar, I had an electrician work friend offering to do the installation for free, I just had to pay for the equipment.
    Some kinda deal where he had to do a certain # of installs to become a recommended installer.

    The calculations came out to being over 20 years from savings paying for the equipment.
     
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  48. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Got married over the weekend. Is this the thread where we seek congratulations/consolation?
     
  49. bigred77

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    What an idiot . gif
     
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  50. ned's head

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    No, there's a "bump after your annual sexscapade" thread somewhere on page 100 or so