Home Buyin/Maintenance Thread - Where most of us are 30ish but act 47. Oh, and fuck home inspectors

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  1. Goose

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    I’ve never dealt with plumbing before. If I would’ve been able to figure it out then I would’ve missed out on the opportunity of this guy trying to sell me some $2,000+ water softener
     
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  2. Redav

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    Lol I didn't realize they'll try to sell you shit when you call for repairs
     
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  3. angus

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  4. Goose

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    I expected some bullshit based off the fact the 4 other plumbers called were completely slammed and all couldn’t come out until next week and they had appointments available the same day (yesterday). Going out of town for a long weekend so didn’t want to wait.

    It’s whatever. Glad it’s fixed and I’ll probably try harder next time.
     
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  5. Lip

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    this is why I just hand my dad a list of shit to fix whenever he visits

    much cheaper; highly recommend
     
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  6. angus

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    Yeah that's not something you want to risk if you're not going to be around to monitor. A flooded house is expensive to clean up.
     
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  7. Goose

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    See that’s the problem. We live about a mile from each other but he’s in Florida for the next few months and that’s where I’m heading this weekend.
     
  8. texasraider

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    my dad's been dead for 14 years and I still catch myself picking up the phone to call him when I have a question on something he failed to teach me
     
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  9. bigred77

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  10. angus

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    Same but 8.
     
  11. Lip

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    :embarrassed: sorry dudes

    didn’t mean to bring up sad topics
     
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  12. bruce bowen

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    Got my kids a small bounce house for the backyard. Blower noise can be pretty annoying. Found this but I ain't spending $250
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    Thinking about just getting these and sticking them to a three sided cardboard box. I'll leave the open side facing my neighbor's backyard :crossedarms:

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  13. Lip

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    sounds like a business opportunity to me
     
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  14. bruce bowen

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    ©
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  15. fish

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    You're not paying for his time, you're paying for his knowledge and skill.
     
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  16. letan

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    can confirm
     
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  17. Name P. Redacted

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    and time
     
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  18. bigred77

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  20. bigred77

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    And his back to climb down under your cabinet
     
  21. bigred77

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    And to get your wife off your back
     
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  22. bigred77

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    And his plumbing license
     
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  23. Lip

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    stop longcatting, dipshit
     
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  24. NoNatty

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    Steel fencing is stupid expensive. Three quotes back at $65+ per linear foot. Not sure if I want to bite the bullet now or do ag fencing and then redo steel down the line.
     
  25. Lip

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    Get a quote for a brick wall and then you’ll feel good about the steel prices
     
  26. theseasonisover

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    My dad died in late November of 2007, our last convo that that Oregon was actually going to win the national title after beating top 5 USC and ASU (lol) back to back.

    *spoiler*

    Dennis Dixon immediately shredded a knee, and pops never lived long enough to get hit with “NO NATTY” taunts.

    /throws wet fish into threads lap
     
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  27. Duck70

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    I just did this with a brick retaining wall. 3.5' tall x 60' long for $36,000

    Looks like my back is going to fucking hate me this summer.
     
  28. angus

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    $600/ft !?!?!
     
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  29. Lip

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    I’m considering putting an 8 foot tall wall along the back length of my yard that abuts an alley

    Rather, I should say I was considering it until I got a couple of quotes, one of which was near six figures
     
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  30. Snakes

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    steel is about to absolutely take off this year too. these tariffs are going to get construction costs higher than they ever were during Covid.
     
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  31. Wywan Bwowna

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    Yeah, I'm worried about this. We use a lot of steel and concrete. Steel material prices are going to shoot up and concrete labor prices are going to go up, too. Not going to be good for the bottom line.
     
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  32. Tommy Jefferson

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    Competitors will be challenged in:
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    Overhead service challenge
    Upper and lower circuit rough in remodel
    Door lock code challenge
     
  33. fish

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    My dad was a 30+ year member of the IBEW. Were he still with us, this is how I imagine him reacting after landing on the show while channel surfing.

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  34. Boom TittyMilk

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    Degausser yall do ok in the storm overnight?
     
  35. arsenal

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    So I have cracks in my concrete that are allowing water in and flooding the fuck out of my basement. There’s a drain right beside it and I’m worried maybe the drain has damage as well and is allowing water to seep out.

    what product would you recommend to treat the cracks and waterproof it? They aren’t huge. But there’s quite a few. I’ve looked at Drylok, waterstop cement and that foam spray. Any suggestions?
     
  36. Goose

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    Move
     
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  37. angus

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    Start on the outside and make sure the grading is right so the water can get away from the house.
     
  38. bigred77

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    Pics would be helpful
    But a fluid applied waterproofing membrane would be my first thought
     
  39. Tommy Jefferson

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    You say there’s a drain near the leaks. What kind of drain are you talking about? Is this a full basement, or just a crawlspace?
     
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  40. arsenal

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    I’ll try to take a picture. We had a major flood here Saturday and then it snowed last night. So it’s a mess. Full basement with multiple rooms. There’s a decline leading from the upper part, but we have a lip that keeps most of the water in the driveway from flowing down this way.

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    I circled the ridge that keeps a lot of the water from the driveway from coming down. Blue square on the bottom is where the drain is. We used Drylok on the brick all around the base of that brick. Water comes in directly on the other side of the wall where the shovel is located.

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  41. Born Again Lefty

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    Assuming block walls? What shape is the crack (vertical/horizontal/step)?

    As someone suggested, best step is fixing from outside-in. Gutters and grading will lower the amount making its way in.

    From there, by rank of expense and difficulty, you can:

    1) Dig down on the outside and cement up the crack, that will refuse the water entry. I had a better video from when I was researching this a few months ago, but you want to do this but extend down into the ground:




    2) Fill the crack from the inside:



    From what I’ve read and experienced, Drylock isn’t going to do much from a crack/water penetration perspective. It’s beneficial from preventing general moisture but it wont stop actual water. I applied a can to the walls of an old house and changed to general concrete paint as I realized it’s just thicker paint at double the cost and half the coverage.
     
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  42. angus

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    Where does the drain go to?
     
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  43. arsenal

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    I have no idea.
     
  44. angus

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    Pour a 5 gallon bucket of water down it and see if it drains quickly. If not have someone snake it.
     
  45. Det. Frank Bullitt

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    buy one of those $20 usb powered snake cameras. It will connect to your phone via bluetooth.

    the one I bought has multiple brightness settings and actually 2 cameras, forward and side facing.

    If the run is long you might have to buy a nicer or specialty one. Will probably still be cheaper than a site visit from a plumber to diagnose.

    arsenal
     
  46. a.tramp

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    Last May had a storm blow through with wind and hail. Tore some shingles off, collapsed my garage door inwards, and left hail damage on my roof and gutters. Insurance adjuster “came out” and reported no damage to the insurance company even though I sent them pictures, when filing the claim and after they said there was no damage, and asked if they went to the right house because I never saw him and he said he would let me know when on the way so I could be there. They replied back that if I had damage from a different storm on a different date I could file a new claim. I had a lot going on then and didn’t have the bandwidth to deal with it so I secured the roof and filed it away to deal with later.

    Fast forward to last week, a contractor was in the neighborhood and saw my roof patches and asked if I’d like a free inspection and I said sure. He inspected and filed a new claim with my insurance. Insurance called me to confirm and asked me why I filed with that date as there was no storm on the date the claim was filed for and she saw where I had a previous claim that the adjuster reported no damage on. I told her this is the same instance, my contractor initiated the claim, and that if she went back and checked the records, I had sent pictures and questioned if they had went to the correct house because the report minimally did not match up with what one could see with an untrained eye. And that I was subsequently asked deflecting questions of whether I had a new claim to file from a different date. She said she would do some research and get back to me.

    Saturday she called and said she researched it and if my house still has a frog on a tricycle on the front porch and I said yes and she said yeah, the adjuster went to the wrong house. Adjuster and contractor just left, adjuster is advising I need a new roof, gutters, garage door, and even entire fence re-stained. So now I wait and see again. This is all very weird though because my house was literally the only house on the street with any damage from that storm.
     
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  47. arsenal

    arsenal Well, ain’t this place a geographical oddity.
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    Okay. What if the drain is fine. It’s actually the cracks. Water stop cement?
     
  48. ButchCassidy

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    Insurance will cover fence stain?
     
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  49. a.tramp

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    I have no idea, the adjuster is the one that brought it up so we will see. I did not even report fence issues.
     
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  50. texasraider

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    Last hail claim I had the fence repairs and stain was covered. They even replaced my solo stove which I didn't even think about or expect it to be replaced if I had thought about it
     
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