Houston Astros Thread: Worst Team in Texas

Speaking of

 

So he is only a dh from here on out. Cool. Nice. This is fun.

 

I’d take Yordan on one leg over Meyers right now

 

Basically since Verlander returned :-(

 

So say we clinch tomorrow. Sit Yordan and tuck and every pitcher because holy shit none of them have ever pitched this many innings minus Valdez.

 

Yep, and hope tomorrow is the day, as I’m afraid that Wednesday would be the first Kikuchi start the Astros lose (out of 10?) just because of reasons and it causing madness.

Plus the mariners have simply been a really tough team on Astros the last couple years and all pressure is on Astros this week:

 

Not so concerned about the mariners as I am rest. These old fucks need it.

 

Bregman!!!!

 

Mariners with 6 hits already, awesome

 

Tucker!!!!

 

Hope the guardians rest many of their starters this weekend now

 

Heyward!!!!

 

Terrible at bat Diaz

 

Welp let’s see if they can get 3 outs

 

That’s 1

 

2

 

Never a doubt

 

Let’s goooo

 

Division champs was never a doubt.

 

The Only Team in Texas

 

Ehh let’s just say 7/8 division champs imo.

 

I’m also going to need all of the videos and interviews because I’m at a bar and there is no closed captioning.

 

TYFYS please give Seattle nothing

 

The Astros. A shining beacon in the depressive world that is my fandom.

 

Love u guys

 

Sooo playoff rotation is: Framber, ronnel, brown, spaghetti?

 

Seems like kikuchi will be one of the starters and either blanco or spaghetti will be moved to the pen

 

Ah. I knew I was wrong. Yeah Ronnel is going to the pen.

 

Lol and then not on the post season lineup

 

chikfila for lunch. like a fucking champion

 

I’m at Chipotle for lunch, and yes, my order stinks ;)

 

had a coupon for BOGO quesadillas so I tried the steak and barbacoa quesadillas and don’t think I’ll order either again :(

 

I got BB’s. Shrimp poboy. Cup of gumbo.

 

I was there!! (seriously )

 

hahahaha big man scored from second

 

Caratini!

 

This killed me. Ha. I too was not alive tho.

 

yeah not a great showing