Houston Astros Thread: Worst Team in Texas

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  1. Charles DeMar

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    Bump
     
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  3. Charles DeMar

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    Make that 3 run scoring errors for Whitcomb in like 2 innings



     
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    I’d rather sign Tuck than Bregman.
     
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  6. colonelrascals

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    I’ve actually gone back in this take. Bergman is the pick, he’s the leader the team needs.
     
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    Go B team
     
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    Dezenzo!!!!
     
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    Never a doubt b team
     
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    Please be on today Framber
     
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    Verlander left off the roster

    big balls espada I like it
     
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  19. colonelrascals

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    Can we move him into an "advisory" roll and have him not take a roster spot. That would be nice
     
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    Why is Ferguson on there
     
  22. Tex

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    They moved Tuck and Dong around

     
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  24. Tex

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    This is me

     
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  25. Charles DeMar

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    Same here, I’ve mentioned this to friends and in the Ohio State thread this morning, whatever happens from here is gravy/playing with house money for me, definitely the craziest year during this run
     
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    Awful
     
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  27. Charles DeMar

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    This guy can probably pitch a CG if he keeps having 7 pitch innings
     
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    I’m close to muting this broadcast
     
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  29. Gallant Knight

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    Oh I guess walking a bunch of people isn’t a recipe for success
     
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  30. Tex

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    Walks kill
     
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  31. Gallant Knight

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    Fucking framber
     
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  32. Tex

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    He was not
     
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  33. colonelrascals

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    I just landed in miami, whats happening
     
  34. Tex

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    Spring training is coming up
     
  35. Gallant Knight

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    Pull him
     
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    The dismal record at home in October is wild
     
  37. Charles DeMar

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    Tigers getting 2 out singles from their 8 and 9 hitters is not great IMHO. And both guys walked have also scored
     
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    fuck me running
     
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  39. Charles DeMar

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    Oh well, at least we’re not facing the pitching triple crown winner ;)
     
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  40. colonelrascals

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    it would be a real shame to see skubal out here. REAL SHAME
     
  41. Charles DeMar

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    Will forever be thankful for how well he pitched in the 2022 postseason, but not a great start today unfortunately
     
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    I wonder if Jake will strike out
     
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  43. colonelrascals

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    skubals thrown 20 pitches into the third. God dammit
     
  44. colonelrascals

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    Rather that than a DP
     
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    Good thing his arm is so good that it makes up for that
     
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  46. Charles DeMar

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    Only missed it by about a yard ;)

     
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    Pena with 2 awful ABs so far
     
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    Followed by an even worse AB by carratini
     
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    Pena and Jake have no shit against pitchers this good
     
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