Houston Astros Thread: Worst Team in Texas

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  1. Charles DeMar

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    That’ll play fam

     
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  2. steamengine

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    So incredibly back
     
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  3. Tex

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    In corpus. Hooks tomorrow night. Bless.
     
  4. Tex

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    Great night for some AA ball

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  5. Sportfan

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    Lmao wrong Houston thread
     
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  6. Gallant Knight

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    What else you getting in to in cc?
     
  7. Tex

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    Nothing too exciting. Hit the beach and pool a bit the last couple days. Probably do the same today depending on the weather. You around?
     
  8. Charles DeMar

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    Astros 0-5 w/ RISP tonight and 2 for last 18 overall w/ RISP…not great Bob
     
  9. Gallant Knight

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    This lineup is cold as f
     
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  10. Gallant Knight

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    Jake having 0 hits with a two strike count is fun
     
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  11. Charles DeMar

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    Now 0-7
     
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  12. Gallant Knight

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    Shocked white abreu didn’t come through there
     
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    These lineups stink, Tyfys in being worse with RISP than us
     
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  14. Charles DeMar

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    this is a great nickname btw (& unfortunately)
     
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    White abreu strikes out again with a runner in scoring position

    he’s 3/23 with risp so far

    move him to 8th or something fuck him
     
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  16. Charles DeMar

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    Yordan!!!!
     
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  17. Gallant Knight

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    I am so sick of white abreu
     
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  18. Charles DeMar

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    Another one! :(
     
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  20. Gallant Knight

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    White abreu
     
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  21. steamengine

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    I didn’t know a lot about him before we got him. He is so bad.
     
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  22. steamengine

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    We could’ve just paid yuli instead of cycling through all these chubby bums at first.
     
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  24. Charles DeMar

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    Never a doubt
     
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  25. Tex

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    White abreu is alive
     
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  27. Charles DeMar

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    Altuve!!!!
     
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  28. Tex

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    Allll the errors
     
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  29. Tex

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    Dubon
     
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  30. steamengine

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    They had Reddick on the pregame show trying to sell the fans on him
     
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  31. Tex

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    Nice nice
     
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  32. Tex

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    Damn nice catch
     
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    Never a doubt
     
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  34. Gallant Knight

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    Got in a group of like 20 dudes who split 16 tickets a game with them all in different locations. First time I’ve sat in these. Front row club level right behind home is hard to beat
     
  35. Gallant Knight

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    Also was very nice of the tigers shortstop to forget now to field the ball
     
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  36. Tex

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  37. Tex

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    Great start
     
  38. Gallant Knight

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    White abreu
     
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  39. Charles DeMar

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    Walker!!
     
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  40. Charles DeMar

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    Diaz!

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  41. Tex

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    Nice
     
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  42. Charles DeMar

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    Yordan!
     
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  43. Charles DeMar

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    Paredes!!!
     
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  44. Charles DeMar

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  45. Charles DeMar

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    Never a doubt
     
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  46. steamengine

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    Almost didn’t go and got to the game just in time to spark a rally. Three straight in person wins after a cold streak of bad luck
     
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  48. steamengine

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    McCullers cleared to come up Sunday. Excited to see how it goes!
     
  49. Gallant Knight

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    prob strain his pussy on saturday and be scratched.
     
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