Houston Astros Thread: Worst Team in Texas

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  1. slhorn

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    This made me laugh too hard… sadly.
     
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  2. Gallant Knight

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    this pitcher they called up looks like a child
     
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    And Blueballs looked pretty good in the first there
     
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    i would probably interview the pitchers family during the bottom half of an inning...
     
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    that was shit on
     
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    I had the game on mute where I was wrapping up lunch just now…we’re they being interviewed just now during the home run?!?
     
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    i always mute it when the families are being interviewed, so not sure.
     
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    damn. sucks for AJ
     
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    Yep, that Pena error really didn't help there
     
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    Error and Crawford box special
     
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    Yup, brutal, Baez's first HR of the year

     
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    not over yet
    tigers bullpen is str8 ass
     
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    just strike out

    dont ground into a double play
     
  18. Charles DeMar

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    White Abreu delivers for you
     
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    i cannot stand him
     
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  21. Gallant Knight

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    hit the fucking ball clown you're paid to drive in runs. fucking 14k with runners in scoring position. fuck you.
     
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    Cam that was right down the fucking dick dude
     
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    Brutal AB by Cam
     
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    Pathetic
     
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    Why isn't Yordan pinch hitting with bases loaded?!?? Dubon can play 2B rest of way
     
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    nice play by zach there
     
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    he looks athletic enough to play center?
     
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    So Espada will pinch hit Yanier with 2 on and 2 outs for Dezenzo, but not for a worse hitter (Rodgers) with the bases loaded and 2 outs?!?!
     
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    Sweet, another K with 2 RISP for White Abreu
     
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    They need to move him to like 7th. Don’t give a fuck if he’s a veteran or whatever. He is mega ass
     
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    Yep, he's getting too many opportunities and not producing. He's now 4 for 28 with RISP (but just 3 RBIs somehow) and 15 Ks. And only has 9 RBIs total despite being tied for team lead in HRs at 4.

    And probably would be hitting 7th if Yanier wasn't struggling so much.
     
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    Got 5 outs that inning and still couldn’t score
     
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    Now 3 for 31 on the season with the bases loaded.

    And already 1 for 10 w/ RISP tonight after 5, not great Bob
     
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    Team sucks ass
     
  39. Gallant Knight

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    I don’t need to see Christian Walker ever again he fucking sucks total ass
     
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    I think the Taylor Scott experiment may be over. Thankfully crane didn’t give him a 3 year deal after his 1 good season like Montero ;)
     
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    Hopefully that means it won’t be packed on Mother’s Day. Taking the fam to see them vs the Reds.
     
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    What a play he e sack
     
  43. Charles DeMar

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    I for sure thought this notification was going to be about White Abreu striking out again with runners in scoring position ;)
     
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    So he apparently hit into a double play with runners on the corner in the 3rd, as well
     
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    Yep at this point hopefully he just strikes out
     
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    Yainer finally putting the ball in play
     
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    This umpire is cracking me up
     
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    Astros should’ve just given Goldschmidt a one year deal and figured out 1B next season rather than waste 20M per year on Christian Walker, may have even been able to bring back bregman or get another veteran OF that way
     
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    Walker looks absolutely cooked. Can’t believe theyre going to waste like 120m on washed old first baseme
     
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