Houston Astros Thread: Worst Team in Texas

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  1. Gallant Knight

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    I wont be upset if they don’t pick up Rodger’s option tomorrow
     
  2. Gallant Knight

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    If they cut him before the game tomorrow they don’t owe him the 1.5m remaining on his contract. If he’s on the roster tomorrow the 1.5m is guaranteed
     
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  3. Tex

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    Never a doubt
     
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    Cheater!!!
     
  6. Tex

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    Getting slow, old man!
     
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    :windsy:
     
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  9. Tex

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    Annnnd time to bury him in the H
     
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  10. Tex

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    He’s not on. At all.
     
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  11. colonelrascals

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    He’s getting torched
     
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    Batting practice. Glad he’s out.
     
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    Not a great start tonight fellas
     
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  14. colonelrascals

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    I switched back to DDD
     
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    10 runs :facepalm:
     
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    Sooo I’m the only one still hate watching this?
     
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    I’m here
     
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  18. Gallant Knight

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    He got behind every batter he has no Command of his pitches
     
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    Walker!!!
     
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    Carratini!!!!
     
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    Fuck it. Give me a 22-20 game.
     
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    Oof. Scott coming in makes me want to turn the game off…
     
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  23. Gallant Knight

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    This is a wild game
     
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  25. Gallant Knight

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    Nice AB Rogers
     
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    Damnit Tex

     
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  27. Gallant Knight

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    How can someone get that insanely mad over a baseball game in may.
    Save that shit for college football lads
     
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    Another one there, guy walks two straight so he decides to swing at ball 4 and K
     
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  31. Tex

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    Brutal at bats
     
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  32. Gallant Knight

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    My in laws are members at river oaks. They invited the extended family to go there for Mother’s Day brunch. We didn’t go and did our own thing but

    my wife’s sister married a dude who was born in Vietnam and moved here when he was like 13. He didn’t grow up well off

    my father in law sent a text to everyone saying that he was going to wear a blazer but it wasn’t required

    he shows up in shorts. One of the waiters goes up to my father in law and is like… I’m so sorry but we can’t let him in in shorts

    so my father in law goes to the pro shop and gets him a pair of khakis

    after lunch my father in law went to the pro shop to get me a shirt because I did like two hours of legal work for them

    my brother in law is in there exchanging the pants for a volley wedge lmao.
     
  33. Gallant Knight

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    That was supposed to go in the Houston thread but this will work too
     
  34. Tex

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    Yainer bomb
     
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  36. Tex

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    Hahaha
     
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    White abreu!
     
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  38. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Whew that game was a lot. It’s hard having a kid at a ballgame for 3 hours.
     
  39. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Hands down though one of my favorite stadiums. It was awesome just walking around and looking at everything. We only sat in our seats for like 10 mins.
     
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    The lady that sang the national anthem stopped and said she liked my shirt (crawfish patterned fishing shirt) while we were waiting in line for a pretzel. I’m basically a celebrity now.
     
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  41. Tex

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    Never a doubt
     
  42. Charles DeMar

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    Never a doubt
     
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  44. steamengine

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    I have season tickets and have sat in my seat for a total of five minutes this year. All we do is walk around.
     
  45. Hoss Bonaventure

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    If you get a post up bar on 2 behind the seats that’s the spot.
     
  46. Gallant Knight

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    Where are your tickets
     
  47. steamengine

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    Club level third base line
     
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  48. colonelrascals

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    This is so awesome

    I love that Danny just big dicks the entire family
     
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  49. Gallant Knight

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    He truly dgaf
     
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