I am calling for a total and complete shutdown of Australian posters

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by GoodForAnother, Mar 17, 2023.

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Ban Aussies?

  1. Yes

    120 vote(s)
    51.9%
  2. No

    54 vote(s)
    23.4%
  3. Ban Austrians instead

    57 vote(s)
    24.7%
  1. $P1

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    Got an official report about Constant being a 150 year old bigot. This is a serious investigation that I have assigned to moderator devine
     
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  2. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    Thank you for trusting me to handle this I will not let you down
     
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  3. Constant

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    devine I'm only bigoted against the Australian race.
     
  4. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    this is still an offense, I’m open to listening to self imposed penalties
     
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  5. One Two

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    No microwaved hotdogs for a week
     
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  6. Constant

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    I'm giving myself a 3 minute thread ban, and assigning $P1 to post in my place.
     
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  7. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    This sounds more like a board punishment LOL
     
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  8. Name P. Redacted

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  9. $P1

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    WHOA WHOA WHOA WTF
     
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  10. bwi2

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    for all three minutes or just the first one?
     
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  11. repoocs

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    Time's up. Let's hope you learned your lesson.
     

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  12. Constant

    Constant Meh
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    I'm a better man for it
     
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  13. HoosDaMan

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    I watched tonight’s NFL game on a stream out of Australia. AMA.
     
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  14. 40wwttamgib

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    did they say the Australian favorite crikey?
     
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  15. HoosDaMan

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    Things I learned:
    McDonald’s is called Mackers
    Burger King is Hungry Jacks
    Nissan is pronounced like pissin’ but with an n
    ED drug is called Pilot. Commercial was helping another dude off the floor.
    Shaq has a commercial talking to his Australian twin with a perm and Australian accent
    All NFL games are on ESPN.
     
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  16. aussie footy

    aussie footy From Australia
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    Enjoying it down here?
     
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  17. 40wwttamgib

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    try answering the question pal.
     
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  18. HoosDaMan

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    Crikey
     
  19. HoosDaMan

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    To be clear, I’m not in Australia.
     
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  20. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Obsessed with this character now

     
  21. JVP

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    We wouldn’t let you in here.
     
  22. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    I now know why she's been so quiet.
    Woman Gets Pregnant While Pregnant, Gives Birth To Different-Aged Twins



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    When most pregnant women are asked how far along they are, it's typically an easy question to answer, but that wasn't the case for one expectant mother. That's because one of her babies was two-and-a-half weeks older than the other. Her name is Sandra Searle from Perth, Australia, and she had what is known as superfetation twins.

    The rare condition happens when a pregnant woman gets pregnant again. For Sandra, it occurred because she and her husband were using IVF, which they had success with for their first two children. Because her husband was a testicular cancer survivor and she had been told she had a low egg count, conceiving naturally was extremely unlikely, however, she wound up getting pregnant, though she didn't know that when she went through an IVF cycle, which also worked.

    Soon after, Sandra's doctor noticed abnormally high hormone levels and called for a scan, which, according to Australia's ABC, he said showed "a seven or eight-week sized fetus, which was about 18 days ahead of where it should have been, plus another little sac which was consistent with the really early pregnancy from the IVF cycle." He added, "She's managed to get herself pregnant spontaneously with really no supporting hormones, then the IVF embryo stuck at the same time."

    While the news was surprising to the Searles, it was even harder to explain to others. Sandra said, "Firstly, I was trying to wrap my head around being pregnant with two babies with two different gestations. So I was continuously having to explain to medical experts that I was expecting two babies... with one baby at six weeks and one baby at eight and a half weeks. And nobody could understand why."

    The different ages of her babies made a due date hard to decide on. Her doctor described the situation saying, "Between 36-and-a-half weeks and 39 weeks, there's a lot of change going on in babies. At 36-and-a-half weeks, babies are much more likely to end up in the nursery with some breathing problems needing some extra support. And generally 39-week babies come out and they're ready to go. So trying to work out the optimal time for both and trying to work out what's going to be best overall is always tricky."

    The babies were born healthy, a girl, Poppy, and a boy, Michael. Poppy was full-term and weighed 6 lb., 10 oz., while Michael was premature, weighing 4 lb., 7 oz. The Seales' doctor called it a "medical miracle," noting, "She's a very lucky lady to get two beautiful babies after such a rare event and it's great." As for Sandra, she stated, "It's been like a happy accident. I guess we didn't imagine having four kids but we're actually really enjoying it."

    While the Seales are one of only around 10 confirmed cases of superfetation twins in the world, some experts think there are more out there but the phenomenon is underreported.
     
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  23. 40wwttamgib

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    what in the ever loving fuck is in the water down yonder?
     
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  24. aussie footy

    aussie footy From Australia
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    Sorry to disappoint but that wasn’t me.
     
  25. Simon Templar

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    Because you’re Mrs Doubtfire?
     
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  26. JVP

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    Has the jury made a decision yet?
     
  27. aussie footy

    aussie footy From Australia
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    I feel like I’ve pretty well assimilated into the board and the Australia thing isn’t as much of an issue any more.
     
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  29. JVP

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    Was this ever resolved?
     
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  30. $P1

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    devine please provide an update
     
  31. sooz

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    Oh grow up.
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  32. Walter Melon

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  33. Constant

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    I paid off devine with Vegimite
     
  34. JVP

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    So you are a 150 year old bigot?
     
  35. Constant

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    No. But I needed the investigation quashed lest it reveal my shameful past regarding furniture relations.
     
  36. ats

    ats I heard Vance and all of Ohio love couches

    Nothing like a good broken in piece of

    I mean what’s everyone doing this weekend?

    antiquing right ????
     
  37. sooz

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    Why is the OP being a racist bigot?
     
  38. Simon Templar

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    I think it’s just that the Aussie posters outside of Paulski, JVP and Melbz just suck and are shitty posters.
     
  39. BayouMafia

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    I knew a girl in HS with the last name Bigot.

    It was Louisiana so it was pronounced BEE-go but you really can’t leave the state with a name like that.
     
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  40. One Two

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    Ya know normally I’d laugh if a country’s greatest cultural contribution was a deep fried onion, but considering Australia started as a penal colony it really isn’t that surprising.
     
  41. BayouMafia

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    Copeland’s had the Onion Mum years before Outback invaded American suburbs. Don’t believe the hype.
     
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  42. One Two

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    Welp guess that means Australia has given us nothing. Thanks a lot ya Dunkaroos
     
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  43. Lip

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    no - they suck too, esp ephebopaulski
     
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  44. JVP

    JVP Well-Known Member
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    It’s hard to cop shit about our country from Americans while watching the US presidential campaign.
     
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  45. Lip

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    no - it’s really not
     
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  46. Daniel Ocean

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    what do you have against black women?
     
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  47. One Two

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    Wasted bullet. American’s don’t know shit about Australian politics because they are completely inconsequential. I don’t even know what your big platforms are. Pro and anti Koala? Is Australia sending ten folks to distribute shrimps from the barbie to war torn Sudan? I don’t know.
     
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  48. JVP

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    Nothing against them but Americans won’t vote for them.
     
  49. JVP

    JVP Well-Known Member
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    That sounds like a you problem.
     
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