I just shit my pants at work.**Now with fart stimulation**

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  1. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    Again.
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    #1 Hoss Bonaventure, Jul 8, 2015
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  2. Degausser

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    #2 Degausser, Jul 8, 2015
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  3. MANPOW

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  4. Oracle of Omahawg

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    Pretty minor racing stripe. Was hoping for a brown out.
     
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  5. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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  7. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    Only a couple hours left in the day

    Give it a good wipe and get back in there
     
    #7 bertwing, Jul 8, 2015
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  8. Corky Bucek

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    #oopsiepoopsie
     
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  9. BuckeyeRiot

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  10. Cabs

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    Boo MFer! would say that's what you get for shitting at work
     
    #10 Cabs, Jul 8, 2015
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  11. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Hate to see this
     
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  12. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    are you Sports by Brooks?
     
    #12 bro, Jul 8, 2015
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  13. Moxin24

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    Glad we finally found Sports by Brooks
     
    #13 Moxin24, Jul 8, 2015
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  14. Moxin24

    Moxin24 Show me that smile
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    FUCK
     
    #14 Moxin24, Jul 8, 2015
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  15. BuckeyeRiot

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  16. dump

    dump Knee deep in the passenger seat
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    #16 dump, Jul 8, 2015
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  17. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    fuck you son
     
    #17 bro, Jul 8, 2015
  18. Eric The Viking

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    Time to quit.
     
    #18 Eric The Viking, Jul 8, 2015
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  19. BuckeyeRiot

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  20. Verbal Kint

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  21. CK D Floppin

    CK D Floppin Eat a bag of dicks Bruce

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  22. BuckeyeRiot

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  23. Bo Pelinis

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  24. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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  25. Redav

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    Laughed at your photobucket asking me if I wanted prints of a stranger from the internets shit stained pants.
     
    #25 Redav, Jul 8, 2015
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  26. Bo Pelinis

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  27. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 in this new lame America
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    #27 TheFreak55, Jul 8, 2015
  28. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    Turtle walked over to my apartment, did a damage assessment and changed.
     
    #28 Hoss Bonaventure, Jul 8, 2015
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  29. bhrangerfan0809

    bhrangerfan0809 Sprinkles are for Spelling Bee Winners™
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    Looks eco-friendly

    lol because it's green lol
     
    #29 bhrangerfan0809, Jul 8, 2015
  30. BuckeyeRiot

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    Company's surveillance video has been leaked:
     
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  31. Drew Swinney Esq

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    #31 Drew Swinney Esq, Jul 8, 2015
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  32. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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  33. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    I mean as in this is the second time this year that I've shit my pants at work. I'm a grown ass man and I think I really need to take some time to re-evaluate what I'm doing with my life at this point.
     
    #33 Hoss Bonaventure, Jul 8, 2015
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  34. Bo Pelinis

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    Dude. How
     
    #34 Bo Pelinis, Jul 8, 2015
  35. JBF76

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    Thats quite a shart.
     
    #35 JBF76, Jul 8, 2015
  36. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! No longer a cog in some powerhouse machine
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    I TOLD ALL OF YOU!!
     
    #36 Boo MFer!, Jul 8, 2015
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  37. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    I have fart-trust issues. I trust them too much and they've come back to bite me in the ass. Literally.
     
    #37 Hoss Bonaventure, Jul 8, 2015
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  38. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Meth is a hell of a drug.
     
    #38 Daniel Ocean, Jul 8, 2015
  39. Bo Pelinis

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  40. fattus

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    I was smoking in the garage last winter and squeaked one out and then felt liquid rolling down my leg.
     
    #40 fattus, Jul 8, 2015
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  41. Van Earl Right

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    Sweatpants? I thought those were for shitting in
     
    #41 Van Earl Right, Jul 8, 2015
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  42. dallasdawg

    dallasdawg does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?
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    #42 dallasdawg, Jul 8, 2015
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  43. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    Grey Under Armour underwear. They had a little hole in them so at least it wasn't a total loss.
     
    #43 Hoss Bonaventure, Jul 8, 2015
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  44. gilstein21

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    never trust a fart
     
    #44 gilstein21, Jul 8, 2015
  45. Oracle of Omahawg

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    #45 Oracle of Omahawg, Jul 8, 2015
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  46. HoosDaMan

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    Saw the title. First thought was "yes".
     
    #46 HoosDaMan, Jul 8, 2015
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  47. Van Earl Right

    Van Earl Right Allllllllllllllllllll Day, Errrrrrrrrrrrry Day


    New pushing the old and the old pushing the hole? Or just let one slip?
     
    #47 Van Earl Right, Jul 8, 2015
  48. enjj

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    Was expecting this...
     
    #48 enjj, Jul 8, 2015
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  49. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    Meth makes people shit themselves?
     
    #49 Hoss Bonaventure, Jul 8, 2015
  50. Moxin24

    Moxin24 Show me that smile
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    I shit my pants once in 10th grade. Threw the boxers in the trash in the bathroom and free balled it the rest of the day.

    I never told anyone about that until just now.

    Its like a weight has been lifted.
     
    #50 Moxin24, Jul 8, 2015
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