I just shit my pants at work.**Now with fart stimulation**

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  1. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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  7. bertwing

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    Only a couple hours left in the day

    Give it a good wipe and get back in there
     
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    Boo MFer! would say that's what you get for shitting at work
     
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    fuck you son
     
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    Time to quit.
     
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    Laughed at your photobucket asking me if I wanted prints of a stranger from the internets shit stained pants.
     
  23. Bo Pelinis

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    #26 Bo Pelinis, Jul 8, 2015
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  25. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    Turtle walked over to my apartment, did a damage assessment and changed.
     
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    Looks eco-friendly

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  30. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    I mean as in this is the second time this year that I've shit my pants at work. I'm a grown ass man and I think I really need to take some time to re-evaluate what I'm doing with my life at this point.
     
  31. Bo Pelinis

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    Dude. How
     
  32. JBF76

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    Thats quite a shart.
     
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  34. Hoss Bonaventure

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    I have fart-trust issues. I trust them too much and they've come back to bite me in the ass. Literally.
     
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    I was smoking in the garage last winter and squeaked one out and then felt liquid rolling down my leg.
     
  38. Van Earl Right

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    Sweatpants? I thought those were for shitting in
     
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  40. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    Grey Under Armour underwear. They had a little hole in them so at least it wasn't a total loss.
     
    #43 Hoss Bonaventure, Jul 8, 2015
    Last edited: Jul 8, 2015
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    never trust a fart
     
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    Saw the title. First thought was "yes".
     
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  44. Van Earl Right

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    New pushing the old and the old pushing the hole? Or just let one slip?
     
  45. enjj

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    Was expecting this...
     
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  46. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    Meth makes people shit themselves?
     
  47. Moxin24

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    I shit my pants once in 10th grade. Threw the boxers in the trash in the bathroom and free balled it the rest of the day.

    I never told anyone about that until just now.

    Its like a weight has been lifted.