That and the cold shakes and everything are the worst. Can’t even keep any liquids down so just horrible dehydration. Think it was in the dad’s thread where I was posting through my imminent death the last time I had it and luckily we had some pedialyte popsicles which were clutch.
Had a couple hot dogs for lunch, got what seems like an endless amount of gas and am in don't trust a fart territory, so this afternoon is highly unproductive to say the least.
Anyone else ever do that thing where you have to take a very urgent dump in a single public bathroom, realize that, in your haste, you forgot to lock the door, and then you just stare at the door praying to whatever deity that someone doesn't walk in, thus ending your life as you knew it?
I've had co-workers walk in on my taking a dump twice in my career (two different employers). I survived.
I’ve been having the opposite problem of pants dumping the past few days. I sat on the toilet for 25 min trying to push a single turd out. I think I had fecal impaction. I had gloves but didn’t want to disimpact myself unless absolutely necessary… Finally got it out after a lot of rocking and pushing. My asshole feels battered and bruised. might need to up my water intake
WOAT work shitting situation at my work. Limited bathrooms, gotta use the same ones patients use to collect urine samples and stuff. Nothing worse then trying to make a subtle exit after an all out porcelain assault, to find a patient patiently waiting outside the door. It's srsly made me think about finding another job.
Counterpoint: the people that work on that floor and prefer to use that bathroom know exactly why you visit and we all hate you and have nicknames for you
When I’m in the office I shit in the executive wing because our bathroom is gross. It’s the same bathroom our manufacturing associates use and all of the grease and grime somehow makes it to the bathroom
Was shopping for fans for bathroom reno this spring. They're all proudly ultra quiet. Who in the fuck wants that?
Impossible. I have trained my body to not shit at work, but when I do, I use the first floor bathroom that is open to all building tenants.
I wish there was a way to bookmark posts or pages because I'd love to revisit that fart stimulation page frequently
Maybe you can have a mod paste this into your fan of https://www.the-mainboard.com/index...fart-stimulation.158554/page-31#post-17973144
“Overflow” bathrooms are groovy. For a second you were giving me flashbacks to the dorks that used to come down and use our bathroom religiously. One of them had to have a medical condition. His dumps smelled like a bucket of rotting snakes.
yall need metamucil and to train your body to exclusively poop at home unless you shit yourself by accident
If I absolutely must shit at work, I head down to the first floor. It’s half as populated due to lobby, conference rooms, training rooms, law library, etc. Rarely see anyone else in there.
I poop at work everyday. I avoid the single stall work room toilet out of respect for my coworkers, but I’ve walked in after several of them have blown it up.
No, just walk in there to piss and smells like a water treatment plant. There’s no exhaust fan in that room which is another reason why I don’t poop in there.
It was part of my job offer negotiation. HR hates it but I got it in writing that I’m allowed to work Winnie the Pooh style.
My son caught a stomach bug earlier this week which took out him and his mother from Monday-Wednesday. Thought I was in the clear. I was wrong. Happy to report that I trusted a fart yesterday that did not warrant such respect. Had to wash my sheets for reasons. Luckily, I was not judged harshly due to the amount of vomit and diarrhea that has been unleashed on my household this week.
Almost..... Went to let out a fart and suddenly realized there was more to it Luckily nothing made it out before I made it to the toilet
Without a doubt I'd get that initial eruption fired into the toilet, then quickly waddle over to the door with my pants down to my knees and lock the door. Obviously a lot of risk in that course of action (poo dripping down onto my pants, someone walking in and seeing something worse than me perched on the toilet, etc) but I think it's what I'd decide to do in the moment.
I hate it so much when there's a knock. I wish I could muster something better than a wimpery "hhey I'll be right out" but what else do you say? "I'm releasing a gator back into the wild here, go away!"
“Occupied” is my go-to or they hear the crying come from my stall and just leave to find another toilet.
Per another thread's discussion I may opt for singing the opening lines of Hinder's Lips of an Angel as a response 'skinda hard to talk right now
I had a minor surgery and was prescribed hydrocodone. I haven't shit in 4 days. I pray I'm not at work when this check needs to be cashed.