I'm pretty pumped :) She's HOME after 140 days

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  1. Doc Louis

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  2. Lip

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    I’m willing to take the chance that he won’t murder her if it means not being involved in any way
     
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  3. VaxRule

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    Phrenologists are lining up to get a crack at that melon
     
  4. ARSENAL

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    That’s a “EMT” to you common folk. Just the lingo we use in the biz.
     
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  6. bigred77

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    DO
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  7. ARSENAL

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  8. Where Eagles Dare

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    Option A: Make up fake hospital story about woman's brain cancer
    Outcome A: Get married to her

    Option B: Alert woman of said fake story
    Outcome B: Blocked b/c ur weird
     
  9. laxjoe

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    Did sterling meet the last GF trying to stay close to Darian?
     
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  10. laxjoe

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    No he covered all of that with “chiropractor”
     
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    My wife just asked me if she can “message that dead girl yet”

    I asked her to give me some more time
     
  12. Lip

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    Please tell her that StinkyP1nky from the internet says this is probably a bad idea. Or a good idea. THe wrong thing. Or the right thing. I don't really know.

    Flip a coin
     
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    Chef Goldblum we have a pitch for you
     
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    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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  16. steamengine

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    Nah I’m sure it came off as normal
     
  17. bigred77

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    I feel like it would be interesting
    On one hand I can see it totally freaking Darian out, either that her BFF is a psycho or that a bunch of weirdos on the internet are stalking them
    On the other hand, I am not convinced any of the social media that has been seen showing them "in a relationship" is actually something she knows about, or that anyone will actually be messaging the real Darian or not
     
  18. Celemo

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    I would enjoy Shane's take on a pickleball loving sociopath
     
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  19. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

    pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ Mind your own damn business
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    I can't tell if there are any serious thoughts here or if it's all bullshitting, but just for a quick sec-- there's no duty to warn here. This is an extraordinarily weird thing, but there's been no violent or threatening or even illegal stuff.

    Do what you're gonna do, but imo let them have their weird lives. Doubt this is the first weird thing Sterling's ever done, and if she'd need to see this to suddenly start to suspect he's weird, she's got bigger problems.
     
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  20. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

    pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ Mind your own damn business
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  21. Where Eagles Dare

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    What about his violent rhetoric towards posting being "sick"
     
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  22. Lip

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    I’m in total agreement but my wife likes to do spontaneous things and she cared enough to ask about the situation on consecutive days

    Tug can confirm I’m doing my best
     
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  23. Lip

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    I will accept a lot of shit talk, but if you ever say that again I will be forced to shank you in a Publix parking lot
     
  24. TC

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    Someone ITT indicated they already tried to warn Darian and got blocked. She doesn’t wanna know, or at least feels less weird about Sterling than she does unsolicited messages from tmb
     
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    midwest, south, same difference
     
  26. Lip

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    that’s bait
     
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  27. The Banks

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    Your sick!
     
  28. Celemo

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    I wouldn't be surprised if he warned her about posters from TMB reaching out to her..."look babe, that board is full of sickos...just ignore them"
     
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    I would, he doesn’t usually tell the truth.
     
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    Their sick
     
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  32. Bartledoo

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    [​IMG]

    This post always kills me during my annual retreads.

    Them actually being together now is more unbelievable than Sterling controlling her social media and photoshopping all pics of them together
     
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    Just read through like 8 pages catching up on this weekend’s happenings.

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    You are married to Sterling A?
     
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    god damn
     
  36. Jigga

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    I have that hat. I really liked it too. Now I’m questioning every decision I’ve ever made.
     
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    hope your fucking joking pal
     
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    Which is why Lip wife should do it
     
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  39. bigred77

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    After some time thinking about it
    I think it's most likely that Darian is being held captive and he has full control of her social media.
    So Lip s wife needs to reach out to her mother
     
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    The most egregious thing about that is Sterling had the balls to say that to a person whose spouse actually did die. What an asshole
     
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    It's incredible that this thread and all of his posts remain in here.
     
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    I had thought for sure the mods had him locked out or something, for him to have not swept through deleting
     
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    Fuck that guy
     
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    If she’s an EMT, she’s legitimately crazy and this recent development makes perfect sense.
     
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    Happy National Pickleball Day Sterling!
     
  46. Nole0515

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    Tis truee. They'll fuck your brains out, stab you, then stitch you up all in a matter of hours
     
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    Can't believe Sterling came back while I was on sabbatical, on my birthday no less
    [​IMG]
     
  48. Celemo

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    nice to see you back :respek:
     
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  49. Daniel Ocean

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    ask your mom
     
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