Jeffrey Epstein: When you get to hell, say hello to Art Briles

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  1. marcus

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  2. Wu

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    This is just absolutely fine

     
  3. Larry Sura

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  4. Prospector

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    The hit or the announcement ?
     
  5. Larry Sura

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    Both.
     
  6. bro

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    The amount of people in relevant positions of power who are Q anon ppl, or 4chan posters is scary
     
  7. Nole0515

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    We're now in the dumbest timeline
     
  8. Prospector

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    [​IMG]
     
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  9. Futureman

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    I for one am shocked at this new development that there are racist white men in law enforcement
     
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  11. Futureman

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    I have no idea if they could do that but if that is legal there will be a huge public push to do it. Everyone (except those possibly named as co-conspirators) on both sides of the aisle from lawmakers to the general public wants to see who was involved.
     
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    nothing a few campaign contributions won't solve.
     
  13. Futureman

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    You know Matt Gaetz is going to get to the bottom of it (with a small contribution to his re-election fund)
     
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  14. Sex Fuckhead

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    He seems so bizarre

    https://www.nytimes.com/2019/08/12/business/jeffrey-epstein-interview.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share



    By James B. Stewart

    • Aug. 12, 2019
    Almost exactly a year ago, on Aug. 16, 2018, I visited Jeffrey Epstein at his cavernous Manhattan mansion.

    The overriding impression I took away from our roughly 90-minute conversation was that Mr. Epstein knew an astonishing number of rich, famous and powerful people, and had photos to prove it. He also claimed to know a great deal about these people, some of it potentially damaging or embarrassing, including details about their supposed sexual proclivities and recreational drug use.

    So one of my first thoughts on hearing of Mr. Epstein’s suicide was that many prominent men and at least a few women must be breathing sighs of relief that whatever Mr. Epstein knew, he has taken it with him.

    During our conversation, Mr. Epstein made no secret of his own scandalous past — he’d pleaded guilty to state charges of soliciting prostitution from underage girls and was a registered sex offender — and acknowledged to me that he was a pariah in polite society. At the same time, he seemed unapologetic. His very notoriety, he said, was what made so many people willing to confide in him. Everyone, he suggested, has secrets and, he added, compared with his own, they seemed innocuous. People confided in him without feeling awkward or embarrassed, he claimed.

    was in trouble after announcing on Twitter that he had lined up the funding to take Tesla private.

    The Securities and Exchange Commission began an investigation into Mr. Musk’s remarks, which moved markets but didn’t appear to have much basis in fact. There were calls for Mr. Musk to relinquish his position as Tesla’s chairman and for Tesla to recruit more independent directors. I’d heard that Mr. Epstein was compiling a list of candidates at Mr. Musk’s behest — and that Mr. Epstein had an email from Mr. Musk authorizing the search for a new chairman.

    Mr. Musk and Tesla vehemently deny this. “It is incorrect to say that Epstein ever advised Elon on anything,” a spokeswoman for Mr. Musk, Keely Sulprizio, said Monday.

    When I contacted Mr. Epstein, he readily agreed to an interview. The caveat was that the conversation would be “on background,” which meant I could use the information as long as I didn’t attribute it directly to him. (I consider that condition to have lapsed with his death.)

    a widely circulated photo shows Mr. Musk with Ghislaine Maxwell, Mr. Epstein’s confidante and former companion, at the 2014 Vanity Fair Oscars party.


    “Ghislaine simply inserted herself behind him in a photo he was posing for without his knowledge,” Ms. Sulprizio, the spokeswoman for Mr. Musk, said.

    It seemed clear Mr. Epstein had embellished his role in the Tesla situation to enhance his own importance and gain attention — something that now seems to have been a pattern.

    About a week after that interview, Mr. Epstein called and asked if I’d like to have dinner that Saturday with him and Woody Allen. I said I’d be out of town. A few weeks after that, he asked me to join him for dinner with the author Michael Wolff and Donald J. Trump’s former adviser, Steve Bannon. I declined. (I don’t know if these dinners actually happened. Mr. Bannon has said he didn’t attend. Mr. Wolff and a spokeswoman for Mr. Allen didn’t respond to requests for comment on Monday.)

    Several months passed. Then early this year Mr. Epstein called to ask if I’d be interested in writing his biography. He sounded almost plaintive. I sensed that what he really wanted was companionship. As his biographer, I’d have no choice but to spend hours listening to his saga. Already leery of any further ties to him, I was relieved I could say that I was already busy with another book.

    That was the last I heard from him. After his arrest and suicide, I’m left to wonder: What might he have told me? [Spoiler/]
     
  15. BWC

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    Don't get too excited there
     
  16. IronLung

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    Didn’t someone in the White House say Acosta told them Epstein was an intelligence asset? Obviously Acosta is scum but I’m going full tin foil on this shit, everything is so bizarre.
     
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  17. ShuPoor

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    Acosta is on record saying he was told during the first trial that Epstein was with an intelligence agency
     
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  18. IronLung

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    He could definitely be lying to cover his ass but all I found was that a senior White House official said he told them he was an asset. He also dodged questions about it later.
     
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  19. ShuPoor

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    He was hired to the Dalton school as a completely unqualified teacher by a guy who was in OSS (Bill Barr's dad!). Ghislaine Maxwell's dad was almost definitely in Mossad. It just makes sense that Epstein would have intelligence ties
     
  20. marcus

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    Where the hell is this lady anyway?
     
  21. ShuPoor

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    Probably made like her dad and "fell off a boat"
     
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  22. IronLung

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    Yeah I’m most curious about him getting that job as a professor and his relationship with the Victoria’s Secret guy
     
  23. marcus

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    He’s chums with Wexner?

    Jesus fucking Christ, Ohio State.
     
  24. ShuPoor

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    Wexner is the main source of his fortune! Gave him half a billion dollars, the Manhattan mansion, and his power of attorney. He's one of only two known clients of Epstein's bullshit hedge fund
     
  25. marcus

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    My new name is shucus
     
  26. marcus

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    Here, manage my money, Mr. New guy. Let’s just start with a small amount to see how you do, like $500,000,000
     
  27. Lyrtch

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    the further you dig on epstein, and sticking completely to factually supported no jump to conclusions, it just gets weirder and weirder

    if you let yourself make even the mildest mostly reasonable conclusion you go down this rabbit hole where you feel like you're losing your mind
     
  28. Biship

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    And then the egg shaped penis enters the room
     
  29. marcus

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    Right, like I’m staying away from how he actually died or who hypothetically did it, because there is no answer other than suicide right now. People desperately want their truth to be the one, but no one truly knows shit yet.

    However, like you said, strictly looking at his known ties and history it freaks me out.
     
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  30. slogan119

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    I’m going to have to listen to the Behind the Bastards eps to get some background
     
  31. marcus

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    I finally bit and looked up what people were referencing. Again, sorry if I’m late on this. Guessing it’s been posted in here, but I bet there are some new readers.

    :laugh:

     
  32. ShuPoor

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    - there was screaming heard coming from his cell that morning
    - cameras in his cell were down
    - the guards that night weren't actual prison guards

    - he was also attacked by another prisoner, a crooked cop and quadruple murderer named Nick Tartaglione, who is represented by a mob lawyer and was found speaking on a burner phone in his cell on July 3rd, the day the federal court announced 2000 pages of Epstein case files had to be released.

    People who know shit get killed all the time. There's no fucking way he committed suicide. Prison cell hanging isn't a broken neck, done in a few seconds type deal either, that's death by strangulation. It would have taken a while.
     
  33. ground mullet

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    Only thing this thread has proven is that a lot of people here are total morons. He saw an opportunity to kill himself and took it. That's it. Case closed.
    But by all means continue to go on for x+ more pages about how Trump, Clinton, or whoever your boogeyman is was involved
     
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  34. electronic

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    People who are absolutely certain of anything in situations like this are hilarious.
     
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  35. Lyrtch

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    oh who is this new guy *looks at posts*

    oh hes still upset the white supremacists got clipped

     
  36. TrustyPatches

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    You sound like a fed
     
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  37. Wu

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    What if Epstein was just a glitch in our matrix
     
  38. ShuPoor

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    Love to scream when I'm about to hang myself
     
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  39. marcus

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    Someone please direct me to the Kung Fu learning place and that building-jumpy thing...also the blonde lady dates. Thanks.

    Thanks.
     
  40. ground mullet

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    Slotted into the moron category. Shocking
     
  41. electronic

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    Unless I'm mistaken, the screams were from the people trying to revive him. You're having a totally normal response to this.
     
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  42. TrustyPatches

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    Whatever copper you ain’t getting nothing outta me
     
  43. Wu

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    Don’t forget flying a helicopter
     
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  44. ShuPoor

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    You are mistaken, based on the articles I've read about it. People are murdered in American prisons and it's handwaved as suicide all the time.
     
  45. Lipp

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    They’re good - mostly because the guest is really good, but there’s not much new information available.
     
  46. electronic

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    I’d love to see a link attributing the screams to Epstein.

    I don’t know what happened. Neither do you.

    One of us is certain though, which is weird.
     
  47. marcus

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    Seriously though. Like is the entire thing one big ostrich egg or is it a skinny shaft with an egg at the end like a maraca? Fuck the truth of his death, this is the answer I need right now.