Jimbo Fisher is an Aggie

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  1. Fuck this

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    I honestly have zero recollection of that game. Bourbon and red wine won. To be fair, the liquor always wins
     
  2. Jack Parkman

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    Secondary staff/hunting buddy opening available?

     
  3. dump

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    No

    now go away
     
  4. ned's head

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    Damn. That was fast.
     
  5. Saul Shabazz

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    was prolly jbob that tipped off the officials
     
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  6. w2b

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    probably found out he said nothing about Jimbo's harassment of female staff.

    :babyneedabottle:
     
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  7. dump

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    Luckily we have no female staff here

    perfect fit
     
  8. theriner69er

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  10. Saul Shabazz

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    Thanks dumpledicks.....It's been a few years since we've been able
     
  11. w2b

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  12. w2b

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    exciting field position football!!
     
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  13. ned's head

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    punting on 4th and 5 past midfield? The jimbo era is officially underway.
     
  14. dump

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    He just went for it in the same situation FYI
     
  15. dump

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    Jimbo Mic'd up at halftime

    if you want to hear his sweet voice
     
  16. fattmante

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    Nah we’re having actual fun playing football, thanks dumpy
     
  17. Jack Parkman

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  18. Saul Shabazz

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    It's that kind of rhythm that drove his dear sweet candi into the loving arms of tons of rando cox
     
  19. stangd

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    Hahahaha soooo dumb
     
  20. DuffandMuff

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    What is the typical upbringing and background of an atm male cheerleader? Is it a former high school dancer who simply thought the dance team wasn’t gay enough?
     
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  21. Jack Parkman

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    dump
     
  22. DuffandMuff

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    Also, are they revered on campus? I feel like they walk around campus as a premier sex symbol to both girls and guys.
     
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  23. dump

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    No
     
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  24. * J Y *

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    Lol yes they are.
     
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  25. dump

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    maybe back when you were on campus
     
  26. lunchbox

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    I agree with dump, lots of Aggie recognize the embarrassment of yell leaders

    But then they go and support everything anyways

    Makes sense why they aggies are such republican trumpster idiots. Same line of thinking.
     
  27. dump

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    just waiting until the Old Ags are dead
     
  28. * J Y *

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    It’s sad when a super fan has to lie about their school out of embarrassment. Your overtly homosexual milkmen cheerleaders are revered on campus, don’t act like you didn’t do their little weirdo dances and chants dumpy.
     
  29. DuffandMuff

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    Didn't think dump went to games.
     
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  30. ned's head

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    Weird how his marriage was a totally free society though.
     
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  32. steamengine

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    In my experience, they were typically dislexic glee club members who still played with GIJoes well into their teams, and typically didn’t receive a lot of attention from the opposite sex.
     
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  33. steamengine

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    Not that there’s anything wrong with any of that.
     
  34. Jack Parkman

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  35. dump

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    we’re already playing the ACC’s top school

    why schedule a bottom feeder
     
  36. DuffandMuff

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    As indicated by his most recent performance, Jimbo needs cupcakes to become bowl eligible.
     
  37. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    True, Jimbo is good to lose to them too
     
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  38. dump

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    these are funny jokes to make when you hire a below .500 coach who was a miracle season away from being fired at USF

    but I guess FSU and USF are similar type programs
     
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  39. Mister Me Too

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    The last coach FSU hired had 0 career wins and he went on to win a championship, which A&M is now paying him for. In my lifetime I have witnessed every FSU coach win at least 1 championship, let’s see if Willie can continue the trend.
     
  40. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    Mr Me Too pretty much nailed it
     
  41. Jack Parkman

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  42. Nole96SC

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    TLDR; He's going to win big at TAMU because he's better than Will Muschamp and Jim McElwain.
     
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  43. Saul Shabazz

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    Fisher simply doesn’t miss at the sport’s most important position


    Pfft that's rich
     
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  44. ned's head

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    I think the real reason is that he went to a place without the standards of a top tier. He'll be loved if he can routinely win 8 and occasionally win 10
     
  45. lechnerd

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    This thread is rich in jilted lovers.
     
  46. Norm Peterson

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    I don't know if that's true. They've gone all aggie autistic.
     
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  47. Saul Shabazz

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    What about rich jilted lovers?.......
     
  48. ned's head

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    Well, it is the jimbo fisher thread
     
  49. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    He walked right into that one