Ketogenic [Keto] Eating Thread

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  1. Honda Hawk

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    Lose it
     
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  2. Honda Hawk

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    More fat, brah
     
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  3. Honda Hawk

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    Anyone in there on keto and lift?

    I haven't been serious about lifting in about ten years...maybe more.
    I know I'll be sore as fuck. I'm not sure on what I'll be doing, but I will take it easy. I'm closing in on 40 and don't want to hurt myself...biggest concern.With that I'm excited to see where I'm at in a few months. It's time to snap back.
     
  4. ARSENAL

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    https://www.reddit.com/r/ketogains/?st=JPM0CQ71&sh=ed70e551
     
  5. Honda Hawk

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  6. lewis

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    I'm under 200 pounds for the first time in five years. this is wild.
     
  7. Tro lo lo

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    This may be obvious, but avoid any sugar-free candies with malitol. I wasn't thinking while shopping, grabbed a bag with 1 net carb, hammered it all on the way home, and now it's nonstop ass flaps and green apple splats.
     
  8. devine

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    What are nonstop ass flaps and green apple splats
     
  9. Tro lo lo

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    farting and diarrhea
     
  10. wes tegg

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    Does the portion you plan on eating have keep you under 20 net carbs for the day?

    If yes, go for it. If no, don’t.

    That’s true for any food.
     
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  11. ARSENAL

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    ^ this Guy fucks
    it’s seriously that simple, eat less than 20g of carbs and you’re golden pony boy. You want that bag of peanut m&m’s? Is it under 20g carbs? Then go for it gurl just understand you can’t have anymore carbs the rest of the day.
     
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  12. Honda Hawk

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    Day 1 on working out. I've never felt like such a pussy in the gym than what I did today. In saying that I'm about ready to leave for work and I'm jacked... endorphins?
     
  13. WillySaliba

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    I do partial, limited myself to one meal or snack for the day. Done dairy free before and it’s pretty easy to kick for me.
     
  14. Krieger

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    im about a week in, I havnt really being keeping up with my weight, but i feel infinitely better. I dont get hangry and i dont just crash like i used to

    my shits are exemplary now, so im assuming ive had some sort of gluten thing my whole life
     
  15. Daniel Ocean

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    My shits are horrible and non stop.
     
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  16. dallasdawg

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    same. i think its the dairy. i have one prepped meal left for dinner tonight and then i'm done with dairy

    although i'm going to austin this weekend and may dip into some queso i'm sure
     
  17. ARSENAL

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    Samesies
     
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  18. * J Y *

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    My shits have gotten better but there was nowhere to go but up.
     
  19. Emmy Rossum

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    Mine have been more regular and completely solid. Didn't think it would be like this eating all this meat and cheese.
     
  20. dallasdawg

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    and just like that, i’m back on the shitter

    i think i’ve been averaging 5 a day the last week and not a single one left me with that “that was productive” feeing. and every single one burns

    fuck all this dairy for real
     
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  21. devine

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    I have so much room in my clothes now!

    Someone post some keto air fryer ideas/recipes
     
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  22. dallasdawg

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    it’s my bday and i’m so tempted to cheat
     
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  23. dallasdawg

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    halp
     
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  24. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    People brought Christmas goodies into the office today and I dabbled around and have felt nauseous the rest of the day. Not worth it.
     
  25. dallasdawg

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    that’s what’s holding me back. i feel like it’s going to shock my system

    i just want a burger and fries or a pizza
     
  26. * J Y *

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    Up to you and how you feel but don’t kick yourself if you want to be a little bad on your birthday. Seems like that’s how you get burned out.
     
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  27. Honda Hawk

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    Sold a vehicle to some nice folks who brought in chocolate Carmel cookies to show thanks. Wasn't even tempted. Rest of the staff crushed them. Pretty sure this will be my first ever holiday season where I won't gain a lbs .

    Keto is a helluva thing.
     
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  28. ARSENAL

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    I didn’t enjoy my cheat meal. Had a pizza and some wings and realized after that I only felt full. My healthy food could have gave me the same feeling.
     
  29. Tro lo lo

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    I was sitting next to a bag of fun size candy bars. Housed like 20 of those fuckers. Paying for it with a headache and a stomach ache. Sugar is the devil.
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  30. Chocolate Giddyup

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    My body eventually adapted to the constant risk of loose shits after a while but I also really make it a point to eat fibrous foods. A lot of spinach, broccoli, and avocado. It made a big difference. I know a lot of people on the keto Reddit page supplement fiber but I haven't tried.

    But for the most part my body got used it, unless like others have said earlier, I use just a touch too much MCT oil.
     
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  31. Room 15

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    A lady on YouTube said you should have cake on your birthday. You just shouldn’t have cake for everyone in the office’s birthday

    I thought that was well said.
     
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  32. dallasdawg

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    very well said. i figured there’s no better day to indulge in something

    place down the street sells pizza by the slice...
     
  33. Beachy Toast

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    Don't go overboard now.
     
  34. Room 15

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    It’s his birthday
     
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  35. devine

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    Have a whole pizza calories and carbs don’t count on your birthday
     
  36. THEBLUERAIDER

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    What happens if you go off Keto? Similar to Atkins and gain it all back?
     
  37. skiedfrillet

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    I had a cfa sandwich at a hockey game last night and felt like shit today

    So don’t do it burbs
     
  38. Joe Withabee

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    Made sour cream chicken enchiladas tonight. No reason to whine and crave other shit when you can eat well on Keto.
     
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  39. Daniel Ocean

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    Same thing if you go off any “diet” and over eat. I think wanting “crap” food is just a mind thing. I grilled wings, thighs, asparagus and sautéed some spinach and mushrooms. I’ve been eating good on this can’t imagine wanting to go back to crap eating. Only thing I miss is fruit but for now berries are meeting that need.

    Once I learn how to make keto friendly seeets I will be good. Switching to Bourbon from beer will take some getting used to
     
  40. devine

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  41. devine

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    Or thank me now idc lol
     
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  42. devine

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    I am in here doing the lords work and can’t buy a gosh darn like. Ridiculous
     
  43. devine

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    I am DONE posting recipes for you people
     
  44. * J Y *

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    Are there that many air fryers?
     
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  45. devine

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    Thought everyone has one these days
     
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  46. * J Y *

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    wut do they dew
     
  47. devine

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    They fry your food with air. Much healthier and easier than a normal fryer. Food turns out great
     
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  48. Room 15

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    Somebody had one vodka drink last night
     
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  49. devine

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    I actually had ZERO vodka drinks last night I’m just a bad boy that doesn’t play by the normal posting rules
     
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  50. dallasdawg

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