Markers of trashy people

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  1. TDCD

    TDCD Handling the Fisher account
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    Screamed at someone for being a CUNT in way too public of a place today so if your username is TDCD, you’re trashy.
     
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  2. GuyOnA_Buffalo

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    If you are a lazy, overweight, disgusting slob: trash
     
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  3. TC

    TC Wake up, remember. We are born of one breath
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  4. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit But the second mouse gets the cheese
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  5. TC

    TC Wake up, remember. We are born of one breath
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    :shocked:
     
  6. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    Damn, how do you stand Sooner football fandom?
    PS: I am not a fan of OU football, but i hit everyone of your markers
     
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  7. BJ

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    Harbor freight. Place is a leper colony
     
  8. bigred77

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    Ohh now that is over the line
     
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  9. Capt Wigs

    Capt Wigs Well-Known Member
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    Uhh, pancakes are a quick bread.
     
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  10. GuyOnA_Buffalo

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    Oh shit, so much trash. But that’s basically any public setting in most any state.
     
  11. TC

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  12. TTgator91

    TTgator91 Well-Known Member
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    Country Crock tubs is where your used grease goes.
     
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  13. Sex Fuckhead

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    Honestly if I saw this guy I’d ask him what type of life he lives considering he is walking around prepped for a Matrix style shootout.
     
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  14. Tiffin

    Tiffin Florida is a penis.
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    My grandmother has this specialized grease saver:



    But generally, if I'm saving it it goes in pyrex, if I'm throwing it out it goes in a tin can.
     
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  15. GeneralPaton

    GeneralPaton Courage is fear holding on a minute longer.
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    I use old beer cans or juice concentrate cans
     
  16. Hail Southern

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    Life Pro Tip

    Use your old grease + newspaper to light your charcoal grill rather than lighter fluid.

    I'd rather my food have bacon residuals than petrol residuals.
     
  17. Tiffin

    Tiffin Florida is a penis.
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    You can do it without the bacon grease if you use a chimney. But yes light fluid sucks.
     
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  18. Hail Southern

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    I use a chimney and bacon grease :wink:
     
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  19. Schadenfred

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    From r/trashy:

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    Backstory: My aunt's friend had to go to the ER so they showed up and put her on a stretcher but they wouldn't take her away until she finished her cigarette. So she did. My uncle told her ambulance lady that they normally aren't this redneck but right after he said that my cousin (his nephew) came running around the mobile home with a squirrel he had just shot. That's it, pretty typical day.
     
  20. tylerdolphin

    tylerdolphin My spoon is too big
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    This thread was a tough way to discover just how trashy of a person I am.
     
  21. bertwing

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    Can’t tell you how many Country Crock butter tubs I acquired in my late teens after eating thanksgiving or Christmas each year at my grandmas and her sending me home with a few pounds of leftovers because I was a broke college kid. I guess when you live in the south a half pound of butter goes in about every dish so they stack up quickly.
     
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  22. Why?Pokes

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    My grandma would bake thousands of sugar cookies every Xmas and send us home with dozens of country crock tubs stuffed to the gills.

    I love leftovers and will regularly eat things like spaghetti or hamburgers for breakfast. I always look at it like the sooner I eat it, the better it’ll taste. I also have a habit of unapologetically eating my roommate’s leftovers without asking if I sense they’ll let it languish and die in the back of the fridge.
     
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  23. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    This is art
     
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  24. Schadenfred

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    A few generations from now, there will be an exhibit at the Smithsonian that depicts that very scene as a diorama titled, "When America was great again."
     
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  25. skiedfrillet

    skiedfrillet It's not a lie if you believe it.
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    in middle school people used to bring bags of kool aid powder and just eat that all day
     
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  26. skiedfrillet

    skiedfrillet It's not a lie if you believe it.
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    what kind of heathen uses leftover butter containers as tupperware?

    everyone knows you're only supposed to use leftover Cool Whip containers

    my man
     
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  27. TC

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    TRASHY!
     
  28. TC

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    Going to Taco Bell TWICE in a trip to NYC
     
  29. GuyOnA_Buffalo

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    If you drink soda: trash
    If you drink a drink that is red: trash
    If you are fat: trash (unless you’re Italian)
    If you tip less than 20%, ever (on purpose): trash
    If you ever tip less than 20% on accident (you can’t math): trash
     
  30. Gunners

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    I tip under 20 if the waiter is trash
    I drink soda
    I'm not fat
    My math is on point even when hammered so that doesn't apply
    I occasionally drink red wine.

    Guess I'm at 2.5 out of your 5 so I'm trash
     
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  31. Blaster

    Blaster Seeker for Truth and Penitence
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    I hooked up with a girl once who had multiple cig burns on the back of her jeans near the belt-line. She told me they were from nodding off on opiates while she was smoking cigarettes on the toilet.

    Is that trashier than not utilizing a landscaping service?
     
  32. TC

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    I mean when have we not all been there
     
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  33. DetroitNole

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    4th of July a kid down the street from me who weighs 300+ was sitting on a white plastic lawn chair in the middle of his yard shirtless, getting up every now and then to shoot fireworks out of his hand
     
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  34. TC

    TC Wake up, remember. We are born of one breath
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    This is exactly the Detroit kid rock and icp told me about
     
  35. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Getting into a brawl with your family in toon town.
     
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  36. Emma

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  37. Bill the Butcher

    Bill the Butcher Roscoe's favorite poster
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    No way that's real
     
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  38. Simon Templar

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    That’s really gross
     
  39. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    I would address that.
     
  40. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit But the second mouse gets the cheese
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    Blame your boys

     
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  41. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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  42. Emma

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    Should've played This Little Piggly with it
     
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  43. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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    is the skin weird on top?
     
  44. duc15

    duc15 Hey Nong Man
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    It’s dirt/sand
     
  45. Bill the Butcher

    Bill the Butcher Roscoe's favorite poster
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    Looks like Tobias feet from the beer thread. Thought it was a Hobbit edit.
     
  46. TC

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    Where I come from we call those grocery store feet
     
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  47. Tony Ray Bans

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    Maybe its because airplanes and airports are a place where all parts of society cross paths in closer proximity than other places but I feel like I have seen more trashy/stupid behavior at airports than anywhere else.

    Last year my fiancee and I were in the security line and watched for 5 minutes as a full grown man argued with TSA because he was carrying an aluminum baseball bat. He continually stated it "was for baseball, not to cause trouble" and eventually went with the classic "look at me! Do I look like a terrorist!?"
     
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  48. DUCKMOUTH

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    Pfft. 3 small kids. We saving those pancakes for tomorrow morning breakfast if I make a bunch and not all are gone
     
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  49. tylerdolphin

    tylerdolphin My spoon is too big
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    Last time I was in an airport I saw a guy wearing a t-shirt with a giant ass ganja leaf on it. It's like he woke up that morning and asked himself what he needed to wear to ensure he got extra harassment from government officials.