Markers of trashy people

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  1. CF3234

    CF3234 Fan of: Bandwagons
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    the fuck? pancakes make great leftovers. throw them in the toaster oven for 5 minutes and good as new.
     
  2. Teflon Queen

    Teflon Queen The mentally ill sit perfectly still
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    WED is prejudiced against pancakes because one time he accidentally snorted a line of pancake mix thinking it was bulking powder
     
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  3. Where Eagles Dare

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    Protein powder mixes very well with pancakes

    You refrigerate that and you start diminishing their essential beneficial properties. Can't throw away gains like that
     
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  4. Teflon Queen

    Teflon Queen The mentally ill sit perfectly still
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    <3
     
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  5. Tony Ray Bans

    Tony Ray Bans Most Overlooked. Most Overbooked.
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    Remember gentlemen, always send a warm follow-up email after an interview
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  6. TC

    TC Wake up, remember. We are born of one breath
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    Context?
     
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  7. Tony Ray Bans

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    I don't have the details unfortunately, it was just posted on reddit as a follow up email someone received after interviewing someone.
     
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  8. JGator1

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    Things just haven't been the same since Phil Leotardo made the journey to America in 1977.
     
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  9. Emma

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  10. Prospector

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    pearl
     
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  11. AlternativeFactsRule

    AlternativeFactsRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    She seems fun
     
  12. ~ taylor ~

    ~ taylor ~ Boom... head shot.
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    She listens to Jimmy (Buffett), but she doesn't hear Jimmy (Buffett).
     
  13. ~ taylor ~

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    So I once tended bar for an Irish wake. The adult daughter of the deceased got falling down drunk at her mom's wake and ended up pissing her dress and the banquet hall floor while screaming inconsolably. One of her drunk brothers decided the best way to calm her down was to knock her out. He accomplished that with one punch, at which point their two drunk brothers jumped him for punching their sister. Cops were called and the three brothers were all arrested while their sister was taken to the hospital by an uncle.

    And no, I didn't get them drunk at my bar. We cut off all 4 of them when they showed up from the cemetery hammered. They obviously had another source.
     
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  14. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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  15. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    The drunk one
     
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  16. Schadenfred

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    Going to Costco as a non-member to fill bags with ice from the soda machine.


     
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  17. Emma

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    Click to fullscreen
     
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  18. skiedfrillet

    skiedfrillet It's not a lie if you believe it.
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    i was certain the guy with the earpods was going to get hit
     
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  19. Emma

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    .....



     
  20. dump

    dump HORNS DOWN
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  21. ono

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    She deserves to be thrown off the plane for putting her purse in the overhead bin
     
  22. Goose

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    That was not how I expected that to end
     
  23. Emma

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  24. Fudd VanVleet

    Fudd VanVleet Siri, play Darude - Sandstorm
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  25. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    The other day, the woman in the row behind me put her straw fedora in the overhead bin.
     
  26. bigred77

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    You should have smashed it with your fanny pack
     
  27. Prospector

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    That name does NOT need to be redacted. I also hope she grows up and falls in love w a person of color
     
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  28. Truman

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    And strangle her w his lighter leash
     
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  29. wes tegg

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    I put my bag next to it and was completely prepared to tell her to kick rocks if it had.
     
  30. Taques

    Taques let's mosey
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    earlier my uber driver’s GPS voice was Cookie Monster, complete with laugh with every turn like “IN 1 MILE TURN RIGHT OOH AH AH YUM YUM"

    it was a ~30 minute uber ride
     
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  31. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci How can less be more? It's impossible
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    that's not trashy that's awesome
     
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  32. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci How can less be more? It's impossible
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    do they have one for the Count? "1 left turn, ah ah ah ah"
     
  33. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Wrong thread?
     
  34. Taques

    Taques let's mosey
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  35. Schadenfred

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    Not so sure about the voice of the Cookie Monster being trashy, but Oscar the Grouch certainly would have been, though.

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  36. Duck70

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    White trash who think they are 'gangster'
     
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  37. Tony Ray Bans

    Tony Ray Bans Most Overlooked. Most Overbooked.
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  38. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Is this just white people or all people who consider themselves “gangster”? If all why qualify the gangsters?
     
  39. Taques

    Taques let's mosey
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  40. The Guglia

    The Guglia I Work in the City, and I Work Long Hours.
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    Taking multiple family vacations to Ohio to see players from your favorite NFL team get inducted into the Hall of Fame
     
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  41. devine

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    Vehicles parked on your lawn
     
  42. alkabong

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    Water or cum?
     
  43. Prospector

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  44. ned's head

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    Fans of the last season of parks and rec or S2 of the wire
     
  45. og543ss

    og543ss ready to party? by party I mean smoke cigarettes
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    Using a trash bag as a laundry bag. Using a laundromat- yeah sorry guilty.
     
  46. Emma

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  47. Eathan Edwards

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    I know that struggle - had to uber to the airport for like 45 minutes recently and the driver was constantly getting texts which resulted in a loud "Bacawww" chicken noise played over the car speakers. This was also early in the morning after I had been out the night prior. Fucking nightmare.
     
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  48. Croomsday

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    I’m sure it’s been mentioned pages back, but letting your barefoot spawn run around a grocery store/restaurant.
     
  49. Emma

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  50. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit But the second mouse gets the cheese
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    Saw this in my hometown a few weeks ago. Small town, TN


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