Markers of trashy people

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  1. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci How can less be more? It's impossible
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    Wolfsburg

    #1 overall seed: jersey of favorite team with the wearer's last name on it
     
  2. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci How can less be more? It's impossible
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    Wolfsburg

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  3. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci How can less be more? It's impossible
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    Wolfsburg

    2 seed: owner of a pavement princess
     
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  4. Hatfield

    Hatfield Charlie don’t surf
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  5. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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    Da fuck is that?
     
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  6. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure Don’t touch the bike
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    Yeti sticker on an automobile.
     
  7. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure Don’t touch the bike
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  8. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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    Florida Gators

    where does knowing what “pavement princess” actually means rank?
     
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  9. blind dog

    blind dog Razorbacks
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    Salt life stickers and/or truck nuts
     
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  10. Soup

    Soup Legend in the making
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    Tap out or affliction shirts.

    Confederate flags in anyway.
     
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  11. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Everybody just shut up! Shut up, Lutz!
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    Ketchup on a well-done steak has to be a high seed
     
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  12. Goose

    Goose Hi
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    Drinking Mountain Dew
     
  13. Kirk Fogg

    Kirk Fogg "Tell them what they've won Olmec!"
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    White Oakley sunglasses
     
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  14. Soup

    Soup Legend in the making
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    Fixed.
     
  15. -Prime-

    -Prime- Well-Known Member
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    watch wrestling and listen to heavy metal
     
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  16. devine

    devine Make Devine A Mod Again
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    What about diet mountain dew
     
  17. devine

    devine Make Devine A Mod Again
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    Too obvious
     
  18. Vinegar Strokes

    Vinegar Strokes Suck our Dicks. Fire Everybody
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  19. Soup

    Soup Legend in the making
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    The ol Kentucky waterfall.
     
  20. IHHH

    IHHH Well-Known Member
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  21. The Banks

    The Banks TMB's Alaskan
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    MAGA hats
     
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  22. dump

    dump HORNS DOWN
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    DemocratAntifaAnarchy

    Truck that is only used in the city
     
  23. dump

    dump HORNS DOWN
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    DemocratAntifaAnarchy

    fucking Canadiens
     
  24. IHHH

    IHHH Well-Known Member
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    Canadians

    If you are referring to the team that won 24 Stanley cups than it’s canadiens
     
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  25. Barves2125

    Barves2125 "Ready to drive the Ferarri" - Reuben Foster
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    Littering. Pun not intended.
     
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  26. dump

    dump HORNS DOWN
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    Fucking Canadians
     
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  27. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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    Urban dictionary tells me.

    pavement princess
    A badass 4x4 truck that is usually lifted with huge tires (over 33") who's owner is too much of a pussy to take off road.
    Dude #1: "Check out that truck man! I would kill for that beast"

    Dude #2: "Yeah, that guy has never taken it off road."

    Dude #1: "What a fuckin' fag! I would never let that truck get called a pavement princess!"



    pavement princesssex
    a street-walking prostitute
    I was so horny. I spent some money on a pavement princess.
     
  28. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    i'll make you my pavement princess
     
  29. buckwild

    buckwild #BucketsGetsBuckets
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    Gender reveal parties
     
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  30. Tiffin

    Tiffin Florida is a penis.
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  31. dump

    dump HORNS DOWN
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    DemocratAntifaAnarchy

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  32. Gambler

    Gambler Hog Fan
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    Back the fuck up.
     
  33. Gunners

    Gunners Nicking a living
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    Guys wearing sleeveless jerseys to NBA games or pretty much any man ever going sleeveless in public
    Wearing NFL jersey to your bowling league
    All Boston/NE fans
     
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  34. leroi

    leroi Rival Shark Boat Captain
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    drives a Dodge Ram
     
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  35. burnttatertot

    burnttatertot The Feralest Of Hogs
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  36. Gunners

    Gunners Nicking a living
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    Car flags have to be a strong final 4 contender
     
  37. blind dog

    blind dog Razorbacks
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    I rarely drink any soft drinks but mountain dew is delicious and I fuck with them a few times a year

    I rarely smoke but smoking whilst drunk is delicious and I fuck with them a few times a year

    but doing either regularly I agree
     
  38. dallasdawg

    dallasdawg does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?
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    no that’s white, not white trash
     
  39. Jim Brockmire

    Jim Brockmire I think you're wildly underestimating heroin.
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    New York IslandersManchester UnitedEnglandNational LeaguePittsburgh Pirates

    Criminal record.

    Tit tattoos.

    Tramp stamps.

    Tattoos anywhere on face, neck, or head.

    Wearing pants, with or without a belt, below your asscrack.

    Wearing pajama bottoms anywhere outside of your home.

    Excessive piercings.

    Unnatural hair colors.

    Holding a conversation with someone that requires yelling down or across the street.

    Screaming at your kids in public.

    Taking your child into public when they're only wearing a diaper and shirt.
     
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  40. PCH

    PCH 2017 & 2019 National Champions - Clemson Tigers
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  41. Truman

    Truman Well-Known Member
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  42. * J Y *

    * J Y * TEXAS
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    Drinking energy drinks.
     
  43. You take that back.
     
  44. White Tajh Boyd

    White Tajh Boyd You've gotta be on the team to get a ring.
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  45. Goose

    Goose Hi
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    Wearing collared shirts with athletic shorts
     
  46. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Altered American flag hats and shirts
     
  47. Michael Scofield

    Michael Scofield Well-Known Member
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    A friend brought me to Mullet Toss at Flora-Bama this weekend. This thread is hitting a little too close to home right now.
     
  48. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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  49. blind dog

    blind dog Razorbacks
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    Wrestling fans. I don't care if you were 6 fuck off