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  1. BuckeyeRiot

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    Was it really marbled?
     
  2. Corky Bucek

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    No, it was striped.
     
  3. jokewood

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    Not gonna lie, the indoor smoker and the baboon reading a book were kind of awesome.
     
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  5. bigred77

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    The lighting alone is amazing


    And WTF is up with that one closet full of teddy bears?
     
  6. AptosDuck

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    I ate reindeer in Finland

    greasy as hell
     
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  7. racer

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  8. Duck70

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    People like this should be culled from our society. Fucking scum
     
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  9. bigred77

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  10. Name P. Redacted

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    Boo hoo that landlord is selling that dump for a large profit despite the new interior design
     
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  11. devine

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  12. devine

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  13. devine

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    $525k though :laugh:
     
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    "lovingly cared for by the original owner" - only thing updated were the TV's in the 90's and that Christmas throw pillow on the couch.

    And 100% sure that propane tank out back is empty and the grill is just for show.

    But it is a nice bar.
     
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  15. WC

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  17. racer

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    Nothing Mc about it.
     
  18. AptosDuck

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    I got nervous at the top of the WTC in 1993 because of wind sway, can't imagine what it's like in that thing
     
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  20. Dr. Richard Cranium

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    Few times a year I'll see him mentioned on Wall Street Journal Real Estate section stories. Altmans, Frederick, etc too, but mostly Serhant
     
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  21. bigred77

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    I have no idea what your supposed to do with 9 bathrooms when you only have 6 bedrooms
     
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    pointy elbows. do not want
     
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  23. DuffandMuff

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    96th floor Park Avenue penthouse party will have every bathroom occupied with someone doing blow.
     
  24. $P1

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    Not sure everyone understands the term, "McMansion"
     
  25. backinblack23

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  26. Menelaus

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    Maintenance on the building
     
  27. backinblack23

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  28. Ty Webb

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    Also insurance
     
  29. backinblack23

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    So they don’t have to pay their own homeowners insurance? I figured if you bought it you pay for the insurance
     
  30. WC

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    I’m sure a building like that has some insane gym, pool, restaurant, spa type luxury facilities that require fairly large upkeep as well
     
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  31. Tobias

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    i read an article on it

    they have a restaurant ran by a michelin star chef. each resident had to spend $1200 a year at the restaurant. they recently raised it to $15,000

    the rich people are quite mad about this development
     
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  32. Ty Webb

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    Condos are different. Usually the owners will have "walls in" coverage that covers the contents of the condo. There's a master policy that will cover the structure/common areas. It can get pretty convoluted if there's major damage.

    Edit: Part of your HOA dues cover the structure/common areas insurance. You're still on the hook for your contents. Not sure if that was clear.
     
  33. bigred77

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  34. PAHokie

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    The Amish went wild with that one.
     
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  35. Tommy Jefferson

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    I don’t hate it
     
  36. Duck70

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    I laughed

     
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  37. Big Ern McCracken

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    Sign me up
     
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