McMansions

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  1. TC

    TC Weaponization on the NIL front is fully underway
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    Perfect house for one guy, and that's Mark Davis
     
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  2. jokewood

    jokewood still fucking around
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    Architect: mid-century desert modernism, desert minimalism, and Mediterranean would all be great looks in Nevada
    Mark Davis: star destroyer
     
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  3. DeToxRox

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    That’s a Transformer
     
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  4. racer

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    Disgusting
     
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  5. Doc Louis

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    It's very Iron Man but in the desert. Maybe he thinks he's Tony Stark?
     
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  6. roggins

    roggins Butcher of Bakersfield & Chris Gaines impersonator
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    He does have some kind of villain's haircut.
    [​IMG]
     
  7. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis Not really into dinosaurs right now
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    ^ not a McMansion that place is baller
     
  8. HotMic

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    Agreed, wasn’t sure where else to put it
     
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  9. DuffandMuff

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    That pool area/backyard on Mark's house is 16 year old me's ideal design.
     
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  10. racer

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    You get this house for free forever, but you can’t drink alcohol ever again. You in?
     
  11. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    I like that Mark Davis kinda denies he has a man cave in his 15,000 sqft house despite the blueprints labeling a room as man cave.
     
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  12. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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    Dude made one trip to Cabelas and it broke his brain.
     
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  13. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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    Doesn't he drive like an hour or something to his barber in some shitbox minivan and people call him humble?
     
  14. bro

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    Yes. Weed
     
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  15. bro

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    Library is sick
     
  16. HowdyHorns

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    It seems like a lot of space for my kindle.
     
  17. DollarBillHokie

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    Would you be able to live here with your best friend and get $1M / year? Like, Share, & Tag your Friend if you would!
     
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  18. HotMic

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    100%
     
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  19. Emma

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  20. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    You’re paying for the land, not the building.
     
  21. beerme

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    That’s the nicest 500k house I’ve ever seen
     
  22. $P1

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    500k is a mansion in some places
     
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  23. beerme

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    Tanzania?
     
  24. billdozer

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    The median home value in my county is $216,000. $500,000 would get a nice house 5000+ sq ft around here.
     
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  25. $P1

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    Muncie.

    But seriously, are you just being intentionally obtuse?
     
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  26. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    He lives in New York
     
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  27. $P1

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    Yes and I assume he understands how CoL varies greatly across the country
     
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  28. Aurelius

    Aurelius This man, Lenny Pepperidge, AKA Lenny the Pep...
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    I live in a city and don't understand how houses in less desirable parts of the country could be cheaper
     
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  29. Bo Pelinis

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    A 500k house in most of the country should be pretty damn nice.
     
  30. TableKnight

    TableKnight Go Knights
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    [​IMG]
     
  31. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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  32. beerme

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    Some people call it kidding but yeah living in NY is pretty depressing in terms of what you get for your $$ housing wise. Been looking for a new house for over a year at this point
     
  33. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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  34. bigred77

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    $25 million and you get a stacked washer and dryer laundry room/bathroom?
    And that kitchen is fucking terrible.

    Ohh. But it's on the water?........ yea, but your water access is fucking terribly overgrown and unsuitable for swimming
     
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  35. bro

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  36. $P1

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    Yeah I lived in NYC for four years, can't imagine being there permanently
     
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  37. SmoochieWallace

    SmoochieWallace Ipse dixit
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  38. beerme

    beerme Well-Known Member
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    my brother is looking at a UWS apartment. 750 SF listed for 850k. It was “updated” about 3 years ago but not crazy finishes or anything, just not gross anymore. That’s also very low compared to precovid numbers.

    I’m in the suburbs which was still already expensive but covid blew up the pricing here
     
  39. drewru

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    After seeing a picture of him, yea, that house makes sense.
     
  40. drewru

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    Futuristic airport terminal (with a pool)
     
  41. Tobias

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    ...you've never seen a picture of mark davis until now?
     
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  42. LuPoor

    LuPoor My son is also named Dort
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    Gender swapped Kathy Geiss
     
  43. THF

    THF BITE THE NUTS, THUMB IN THE ASS!
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  44. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    [​IMG]
     
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  45. Upton^2

    Upton^2 blocked just a park away, but I can't really say
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    Say what you want, but the person had enough class to not hang their tv above the fireplace, but to the side
     
  46. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    Zuckerberg is starting to adapt the Mark Davis fade
     
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  47. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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  48. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    I could swear I've infiltrated that place dozens of times. 210mm is the asking price and the henchmen don't even have NVGs? FOH