My daughter sucks at racquetball, she's slightly better at drawing NBA players

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  1. The Walrus

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  2. DelapThrows

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    They seriously need to be framed/protected somehow.

    I'm very excited to display art on loan from the Kendall Celemo gallery.
     
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  5. val venis

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    Can I get a request in for Evan Turner? TIA

    This thread is fantastic

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  6. * J Y *

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    :laugh: so awesome. She stayed very racially neutral with the eyes. I love this thread.
     
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  7. GeneralPaton

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    Rambis looks like Randy Marsh. Absolutely incredible. Your daughter has a calling.
     
  8. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Hhahaa, "Girl draws NBA players for father's internet friends."


    Seriously, that is an awesome picture Celemo. "Look at me and my work, bitches."
     
  9. * J Y *

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    Thats what killed me. The little scribble chest hair :roll:
     
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  10. Celemo

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    So god damn good
     
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  11. Celemo

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    Evan Turner? Too Soon!!!!!


    You're on the list
     
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  12. Truman

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    Man. I feel so blessed to be an early entrant back to the NBA thread era of Kendall's artwork.

    Everyone knows the early works are much more valuable.
     
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  13. Buster 5000

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    I've never seen someone so adorably smug. Makes me like the thread even more.
     
  14. mal630

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    I'd like to request Penny Hardaway
     
  15. Celemo

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    Penny is on the list already...specifically wearing the Penny 2s which are some of the greatest shoes known to man
     
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  16. The King of Burgers

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  17. * J Y *

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    Perhaps some kazam could be in order.
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  18. Celemo

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    Due to popular demand and multiple requests...I'll make this happen even though I have literally no idea what this is about. It's been been requested in multiple threads
     
  19. Cheshire Bridge

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  20. UncleJesse

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  21. BuckeyeRiot

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    Have her use this one though.

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  22. ARCO

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    The chest hair killed me.
     
  23. EMAW FC

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    any way we an get a side by side actual photo vs. your daughter's masterpieces?
     
  24. Celemo

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  25. Hoss Bonaventure

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    When you've been waiting for an hour for your girl to get ready and she come out the bathroom and ask "you ready to go now?"
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  26. Ironmike

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    I'd be a little better with the spelling, but to be honest, no way I could match the high level art work. The attention to detail like the fans wearing the teams colors are the little things that say "prodigy".
     
  27. HOOSINSC

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    should have had her draw this pic of yao

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  28. marcus

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    Celemo , pretty sure she could sell some of these to people on here and boost the shit out of her savings account.
     
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    get that 529 planning going Celemo
     
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    I would be intrigued on her take of Steve Francis before and after retirement.

    Before:
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    After:
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  31. Buster 5000

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    I can't get over how awesome she is. She's got a bright future ahead of her. Go Blue.
     
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  34. GBG_24

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  35. Arkadin

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    Celemo I request she draw a picture of meatball playing basketball

    Thank you in advance
     
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  36. NineteenNine

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    god those Grizzles jerseys were comically bad even at the time.
     
  37. EMAW FC

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    whoa a Sabonis sighting
     
  38. HOOSINSC

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    the trim looks like lenny faces
     
  39. kylebw7

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    I'm looking forward to my rendering.
     
  40. NineteenNine

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  41. Celemo

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  42. kezarmyaj

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    these continue to be amazing. :golfclap: I hope my daughter is half this good when she is that age.
     
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  44. hipsterjoe

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    It was great



    It's not great anymore, though
     
  45. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    I love that she gave him a skull.
     
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  46. Celemo

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    Truman better appreciate the attempt with the alternate uni