My daughter sucks at racquetball, she's slightly better at drawing NBA players

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Celemo, May 9, 2015.

  1. Pharoh

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    The anticipation for the kyle drawing is like TMB's equivalent of the Mayweather-Pacquiao fight
     
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  2. Boo MFer!

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    If we're broadening her horizons beyond basketball players, I, for one, would enjoy a good Ron Savage portrait.
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  3. Celemo

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    it'll happen today after school
     
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  4. TC

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    :ohholkyfuck:

    Has a white boy ever gone that hard in the paint before or since?
     
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  5. kezarmyaj

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    that guy would dunk from the 3 pt line in lakers v celtics :laugh:
     
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  6. Redav

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    That dunk by Chambers is absurd. He would have dunked on their entire team had they been down there.
     
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  7. BamaNug

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    I think they've done a sports science or something similar on ESPN for it, and about how he seems to just keep elevating. I want to say they interviewed him and he didn't really have an explanation, was just in awe about it as everyone else.
     
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  8. Redav

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    Lol Mark Jackson is like "fuck this shit"
     
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  9. Pharoh

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    It looks like his knee elevates him from the other dude's shoulders, but still one of the sickest dunks ever.
     
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  10. SP1

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    It's because the other guy was starting to jump forward when they collided, so it shot Chambers upwards.
     
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  11. TC

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    Get out of here you Holocaust denier
     
  12. kylebw7

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    Well tickle me celemo I get my portrait today! Will probably be better than the street artist in Columbia popping into Wild Wings and taking my money for an awful 30 second pencil drawing and I don't even have to pay this time
     
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  13. Jork

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    Laugh all you want at that, but MJ never had his own McDonald's burger named after him. The Beef Wennington was real. And it was amazing.
     
  14. Celemo

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    This is what I pay for
     
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  15. OZ

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    My gf's older sisters are girl twins....mom goes into the hospital for next baby and the nurse goes, 'um, um...' runs and grabs the doctor.

    Another set of girl twins 4 years later.

    Me - "you know why he drinks whiskey and not beer, right?"

    her - "noooooooo"

    Me - 'Because if I had 2 sets of twin daughters 4 years apart, you know right when one leaves high-school another set arrives, I would be drinking whiskey as well. Only difference is your dad is somehow not an alcoholic because I certainly would be.'
     
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  16. Duck70

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    Thats some Angels in the Outfield shit right there.
     
  17. kezarmyaj

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    the spirit of roy hibbert carried him

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  18. Tobias

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    i am unreasonably excited to see the drawing of a stranger's mugshot as drawn by a stranger's daughter
     
  19. Jork

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    Finding a picture of it might be impossible. There appears to be a youtube link with a commercial for it though....

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LaxWx1-fS0

    Also, Jordan apparently did have a burger named after him, the McJordan. I don't remember it. Probably because I was 9 years old when it was around.

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  20. visa

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    There was a McJordan burger in chicagoland back in the day. It was a quarter pounder with bbq sauce, lol.
     
  21. Jork

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    I've already printed my correction, but good on ya for remembering that, m8.
     
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  22. Pharoh

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    Coming from a short, unathletic white guy who has dunked in a similar way as this in a pickup game before, I can safely say this moment was probably one of the best of this guy's life.
     
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  23. Pharoh

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    :chatzy:
     
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  24. Dirty Ears Bill

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    IMO
     
  25. Celemo

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  26. val venis

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  27. Corch

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    Celemo

    As my internet best friend, I have one request.

    Please have her do a Cardale Jones or Joey Bosa one and I'll be eternally satisfied. If it's Bosa, please have him doing the shrug

    It will be my avatar for no less than one calendar year.
     
  28. D. Silver

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    Oh sweet baby Jesus
     
  29. Celemo

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    Meatball: "That Kyle looks like he should be in prison"
     
  30. Gtr

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    That is magnificent.
     
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  31. Tobias

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    wise beyond his years
     
  32. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

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    Wise words from a wise child.
     
  33. Wywan Bwowna

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    How did you do so well raising your children?
     
  34. Celemo

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    Meatball wants to be a cop when he grows up
    NoleNBlue
     
  35. NoleNBlue

    NoleNBlue The fuck is that? It's an armoire.
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    Sounds like you've got a natural police on your hands.
     
  36. Blu Tang Clan

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    Words .... I have none. Bravo.
     
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  37. HOOSINSC

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    Dibs on cartoon Kyle in avatar
     
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  38. Pharoh

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    That is top notch TMB
     
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  39. Tobias

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    #toptier speed
     
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  40. Tobias

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    112 likes is my prediction
     
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  41. FrankReynolds

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    holy christ. i mean what do you say to that?

    Is Celemo 's daughter now official in charge of drawing the oral history of TMB?
     
  42. Jax Teller

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    This is amazing.
     
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  43. Pharoh

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    Barber: What you want?

    Kyle: Just fuck me up bad fam

    Barber: Got you
     
  44. Celemo

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    ok. Kendall is 25 deep in requests...not including multiple requests from posters. If she's already drawn one for you I'm going to skip it and double back later
     
  45. Redav

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    I feel like she captured his lips really well.
     
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  46. gilstein21

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    the fucking finger prints got me good
     
  47. GeneralPaton

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    Serious. That addition was absolutely remarkable. That's a kid absolutely thinking it through. I can't get my adult employees to think things through that well.
     
  48. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Gotta get that bread.
     
  49. Truman

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    Celemo how did you go about explain who Kyle was and why she's drawing him?

    Would have loved to hear that convo :roll:
     
  50. Celemo

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    Me: I have a special request
    K: Who does he play for?
    Me: He's a TMB poster who hit a car and got arrested (shows her mugshot)
    K: Is that...is that blood on his head?
    Me: yeah
    K: (shrugs) OK
    Meatball: That Kyle looks like he should be in prison