Nature is scary thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by devine, Aug 28, 2017.

  1. Emma

    Emma is a model
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    Reminds me of King Kong bug scene and why large, human eating bugs can suck my dick
     
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  2. War Grundle

    War Grundle Nole Mercy
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    Do the same with spiders here in Florida.
     
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  3. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
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    I check my boots or shoes for scorpions every single morning before putting them on here in rural Texas
     
  4. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    I never check for scorpions because I’m a real man and they don’t scare me


    Spiders and those webs though.... fuck those things.
     
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  5. Manny

    Manny I love lamp.

    I hated that scene so much, those slug things with the mouths...not a fan.
     
  6. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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  7. AptosDuck

    AptosDuck Pedantic Hausfrau
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    I keep my work gloves on a shelf in my tool shed in the back yard. Before I put them on, I put them on the ground and stomp on them.
     
  8. infected donkey

    infected donkey Arkansas Razorbacks
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    It burns when you get stung by one but its nothing to bad. Just kinda feel like "fuck I shoulda checked my shoes that fucking time". *Two time scorpion stung person.*
     
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  9. infected donkey

    infected donkey Arkansas Razorbacks
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    However a bee sting will fuck my world up and I need and Epi, and my last bee/wasp sting was in 2001.
     
  10. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    You’re not fooling me.
     
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  11. beerme

    beerme Well-Known Member
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    This seems like a bad idea
     
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  12. Capstone 88

    Capstone 88 Going hard in the paint
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    Look at that trap development. He must workout.
     
  13. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    location?
     
  14. War Grundle

    War Grundle Nole Mercy
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    My favorite animal.
     
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  15. HotMic

    HotMic Mr So-and-So
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    My nightmares
     
  16. xec

    xec Well-Known Member
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    Put on my work gloves once and a wasp stung me. I now do like you.
     
  17. xec

    xec Well-Known Member
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    Friend in New Mexico put on his parka the first cold day of Winter. A bit later he was stung by dozens of newly hatched baby scorpions (his body heat hatched the eggs). Was not able to have children.
     
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  18. Emma

    Emma is a model
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  19. IHHH

    IHHH Well-Known Member
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    Should not have been swimming there
     
  20. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!

  21. War Grundle

    War Grundle Nole Mercy
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  22. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    Blue Gill
     
  23. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    Ohio State Buckeyes

  24. Nole0515

    Nole0515 Well-Known Member
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    [​IMG]
    caught on Lake Seminole. 12'4". This lake just produces massive gators.
     
  25. Weedlord420

    Weedlord420 Jabooty Football
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    Why’d they kill it?
     
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  26. Nole0515

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    its gator season
     
  27. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    How are the stings related to infertility?
     
  28. tigr2ndbase

    tigr2ndbase Well-Known Member
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    Took me a while to find the cables holding that gator up. I was thinking those people work out if they’re holding the gator.
     
  29. xec

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    I have no idea. The majority of the stings were in the groin region though.
     
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  30. Emma

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  31. Emma

    Emma is a model
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  32. IHHH

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    Humm...fresh caviar.

    Well not really caviar but fish eggs
     
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  33. bertwing

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    I really don’t like the way that fish is looking at me
     
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  34. BamaNug

    BamaNug Want to retire right MEOW
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    It’s roe you Canadian swine
     
  35. goblue31602

    goblue31602 Well-Known Member
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    I think it should be added to the smilies here.
     
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  36. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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    Name the fish without googling
     
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  37. AIP

    AIP Spilled the Paint
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    Trout
     
  38. Rainbow Brite

    Rainbow Brite I just want to feel happiness again.
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    Tom.
     
  39. Emma

    Emma is a model
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  40. Emma

    Emma is a model
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    Guess the location without cheating
     
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  41. Line 4 guy

    Line 4 guy I still ski on the weekends.
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    Side of a house. :awesomeface:
     
  42. AIP

    AIP Spilled the Paint
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    Australia?

    Looks like a carpet python

    It’s a calodonia crow so not sure
     
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  43. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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  44. SP1

    SP1 Ball State #1
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    That's a specific type of tree
     
  45. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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    That is the Florida meth lab snake. It's a new breed that is relentless.
     
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  46. Druce

    Druce Fuck football.
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    Hell
     
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  47. DrunkJester

    DrunkJester No longer drunk or funny.
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    Can somebody please tell me this thing is in Australia so I can quit anxiously looking out the window?
     
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  48. IHHH

    IHHH Well-Known Member
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    Goddam that was harsh
     
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  49. Popovio

    Popovio The poster formerly known as "MouseCop"
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    Rhino tossing this car around like it weighs nothing.