Official Canon Star Wars Thread: UNLIMITED POWER!

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  1. Wu

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    They really should’ve delayed IX

    insane to still keep it to 2 years after TLJ when you change writer and director
     
  2. Celemo

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    Haven’t been in this thread in some time so forgive some shit that has already been posted repeatedly

    - Fat Lando was phenomenal
    - movie was nonstop- time flew by
    - don’t give a shit how Palpatine was resurrected
    - cried a little when Leia died
    - so many goosebumps when the reinforcements showed up
    - glad Rose got minimal screen time
    - Wanted more Keri Russell
    - Rey’s new saber...schwing
    - all the Jedi talking to Rey = : jizz:
    - cried when Maz gave Chewie his medal

    shit was good, JJA takes a lot of flack but I don’t really have any complaints as of now

    Return of the Jedi was total garbage #neverforget
     
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  3. Celemo

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    RotJ was a cash grab for Lucas to sell more fucking toys...The End
     
  4. Wu

    Wu Nope.
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  5. Artoo

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    In 1977, Kenner was selling EMPTY FUCKING BOXES that only promised the purchaser they'd get the action figures when they became available later that year/1978.

    Star Wars NEVER had any problem selling toys. Miss me with that bullshit.
     
  6. Celemo

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    Hey I saw the same episode of the Toys That Made Us too. Han was supposed to die in ROtJ, instead we got Teddy Bears defeating the empire with logs and rocks, Your attempts to defend that movie is almost insulting
     
  7. Wu

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    Spielberg would’ve directed ROTJ if not for the guild strike

    IIRC Marquand had little to no experience with special effects so Lucas in many aspects was the director
     
  8. snowfx2

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    There’s so much talent in Hollywood. One of the American Pie bros wrote Rogue One but there’s such a good old boys club where hacks consistently get work (Orci and Kurtzman top billing).

    Travis Knight could crush a SW movie. Although, Paramount needs to give him the kitchen sink to a Transformers reboot franchise.
     
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  9. Wu

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    even with Rogue One, the entire third act had to be re-written and re-shot with Tony Gilroy taking over and Gareth Edwards being put on the sidelines
     
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  10. VaxRule

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    Friendship ended with Celemo. bigpig is new best friend.
     
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  11. Todd Bonzales

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    I very much enjoyed the movie, you dorks.
     
  12. snowfx2

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    Feige is an X’s And O’s and CEO movie exec. Has great ideas but can also delegate to other talented people.
     
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  13. Celemo

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    [​IMG]
     
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  14. Nostradumass

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    Changed writers three times, had four finished drafts and changed directors twice!

    Rian was hired to write 9 but left the project to focus on Knives Out. Treverrow came on and wrote a draft that was rejected. He then re-wrote it with a new partner, then walked away. JJ and Tierro started from scratch and wrote it.

    Even then, JJ and Tierro basically had scrap and re-write 70% of their script well into production, which the sole reason the "3PO can't say Sith words until we dick around on Kjimi" subplot was added. It was all on pickups to change the purpose of the dagger. Instead of it being an ancient Sith artifact pointing to Matt Smith, it became a compass pointing to the second death star. 3PO was the perfect guy to use since they can dub in different lines seamlessly, as opposed to a human character whose lips you can see moving.

    The script was a total mess and it shows.

    Disney's first mistake with the new Star Wars trilogy was shifting from a three-year release schedule to a two-year schedule. There used to be a year for pre-production, a year for production, and a year for post. All three Star Wars saga directors (JJ, RJ, CT) started their movies while the one before was being finished. That, plus there being no settled overall story, AND the death of Carrie in between 8 and 9 just doomed it all.
     
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  15. snowfx2

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    Yep, and Iger said this earlier in the year. I’m glad there’s nothing in production right now.
     
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  16. Nelson

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    lol this was so brutal I’ve somehow exorcised this from my mind in the past week
     
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  17. Nostradumass

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    All of this is great especially at 14:04

     
  18. Doc Louis

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    Damn. Someone bent his wookiee
     
  19. Xander Crews

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    This movie is mostly bad with a few good scenes between Kylo and Rey. Her kissing him was terrible. There was never any indication of romantic love between the two of them.

    Also glad that after 3 movies of Fin pining after Rey, it really paid off in this one...
     
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  20. Artoo

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    This makes your terrible opinion even worse.
     
  21. Joe_Pesci

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    Is this verifiable?
     
  22. Joe_Pesci

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    One thing I hate about the mainstreaming of nerd stuff is that people who dont like shitty writing, obvious plot holes, lazy characters, etc. get shit on for being neckbeards and dorks. It's just the same as it ever was, except there is a lot more money involved.
     
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  23. Roy

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    Also if Disney wanted a trilogy they should have just written the fucking thing all in one go.
     
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  24. Celemo

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    Fucking lol
     
  25. RSK

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    Doesn't get talked about enough but the theme for The Mandalorian is an instant classic. I never thought I would think about Star Wars and not hear John Williams but this theme makes me want to be a bounty hunter and just respond to every question with "This is the way." Ludwig Goransson is a goddamn genius. From Childish Gambino to Black Panther to Christopher Nolan and now Star Wars. He can do no wrong right now.
     
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  26. Wu

    Wu Nope.
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  27. CF3234

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    Lucas mentions it in the documentary that’s on Disney +
     
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  28. Artoo

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    Unless we skip forward in time a lot, there aren't many to choose from from the ST. 5 yrs ABY gives us a 5yr old Poe and a Hux that isn't much older.

    So it'd have to be OT characters
     
  29. zeberdee

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    the word mythology in there makes me think we're going to get character from Clone Wars/Rebels, not necessarily the OT films.
     
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  30. Wu

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    says saga feature films

    maybe Maz Kanata?
     
  31. zeberdee

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    it says "feature films mythology".
     
  32. Wu

    Wu Nope.
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    I interpreted that to mean characters that have only appeared in the feature films but I hope I’m wrong
     
  33. TrustyPatches

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    I feel like they’re hurling twords Luke
     
  34. Xander Crews

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  35. theriner69er

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    I though I liked the movie. Then I watched this
     
  36. CF3234

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    3/10 imo
     
  37. WhiskeyDelta

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    I thought it was 9 years ABE not 5 ABY
     
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  38. bwi2

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    5 years after Endor
     
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  39. MG2

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    I didn't like the kiss thing, but I get it. Rey clearly felt a connection to him that I could see leading to her doing that. He also had just saved her life, so there's that. Of all the stuff that happened in the last 30 or so minutes, that doesn't really make the list of issues I care about.

    Finn didn't really pine for Rey for 3 movies, either. He was clearly meant to fall for Rose in the second one, and I didn't think he was chasing after Rey in that way at all in the third one. The Finn story is kind of weird because at the end of TFA he essentially knew 2 people, so it's kind of hard for me to criticize the movies for making him really connected to the one who was a female.
     
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  40. Wu

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    Rey Kylo kiss wasn’t near as bad as the Rose-Finn kiss
     
  41. Truman

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    I’m sure this point has been made, but if the Vader comic where Palpatine fires the force gut missile up into Shmi...


    Rey is smooching her grandnephew
     
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  42. Wu

    Wu Nope.
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    Matt Martin from the story group debunked that

    people took a couple comic frames out of context
     
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  43. Truman

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    I wish the story group wouldnt debunk that stuff. Yes the comic was a wave of visions to interpreted a bunch of different ways., and it definitely wasnt a statement of fact. However, the ambiguity of that stuff is fun.
     
  44. Manny

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    Palpatine may have been responsible for Anakin but they don't share DNA lol

    Rey is of Palpatine's lineage.
     
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  45. Mr Bulldops

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    It seems pretty obvious to me that it’s going to be Maul
     
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  46. $P1

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    5, 4, 8, 7, 9, 6, 3, 2, 1

    Don't @ me
     
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  47. VaxRule

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    Are they going to bring Kenobi back from the dead to kill him a third time?
     
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  48. Mr Bulldops

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    Yeah I dont know how he gets included (flashbacks maybe) but with the reveal of the dark saber, I don’t know how that statement wouldn’t mean Maul
     
  49. VaxRule

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    Fair. Flashbacks of the purge and the film characters involved might make sense too.
     
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  50. Manny

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    Don't be weird, 3 is a good movie.