Separate names with a comma.
Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by pearl, Nov 1, 2015.
Met someone named Fielding once
Let’s leave your breasts out of this, Shawn!
Bigger than any you have ever had the pleasure of being with!
Welp the kid was born. Deckard.
Seriously was that a precursor for all names for some reason.
I went to school with a girl named Alpharetta - I feel like that's about as lazy as it gets to name your kid.
It’s disturbing for the kid, too, b/c destination names are most likely due to being where you were conceived.
Hey, dad jokes...
Is this where we point out that there are tons of Hunters, but you never hear of kids named Gatherer?
Know a Hunter Gardner
Dual threat - impressive.
Can’t even drive smh
Is that a boy or girl name?
It’s so bad that tmb won’t even load the post.
Oh. Oh no.
Well that's something
I hope that's a joke
My best friend named his son Maverick. He’s three and every year as a family they dress like Top Gun fighter pilots at Halloween.
Parents naming their kids theme names is my new found favorite white people thing
That's why I named my kids Han and Chewbacca. The instagram likes sustain me.
TIL you’re best friend was my roommate in college.
Is the second child Goose or Iceman?
I hope Goose.
Both their first names start with “M”.
I have a friend of a friend who named their child a normal name, but absolutely stole one of the most recognizable nicknames in sports to call their child because it matched their last name.
Like, named their son John Woods, but call him Tiger. I think it is the cringiest thing ever. THERE'S ALREADY A TIGER WOODS AND HE'S SUPER GODDAMN POPULAR YOU WEIRDOS.
Is that just an example, or is it actually “Tiger” Woods?
Just an example, but very similar.
I hope there’s a kid out there named Magic Johnson.
Pac man Jones
Big Cat Galarraga?
Timmy “Crime Dog” McGriff
Tyler “The Big Unit” Johnson
That poor kid Jason “Jizz” Hornkamp.
Pretty sure the kids name is Juice Simpson after their favorite murderer.
This feels appropriate for the thread:
Limp Bizkit fans, I assume.