Parents naming their kids weird names

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    Met someone named Fielding once
     
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    Welp the kid was born. Deckard.
     
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    But......... Y

    Seriously was that a precursor for all names for some reason.
     
  15. Eathan Edwards

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    I went to school with a girl named Alpharetta - I feel like that's about as lazy as it gets to name your kid.
     
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    It’s disturbing for the kid, too, b/c destination names are most likely due to being where you were conceived.
     
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    Hey, dad jokes...

    Is this where we point out that there are tons of Hunters, but you never hear of kids named Gatherer?
     
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    Dual threat - impressive.
     
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  22. Eric The Viking

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    Is that a boy or girl name?
     
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    Fixed
     
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    Oh. Oh no.
     
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    My best friend named his son Maverick. He’s three and every year as a family they dress like Top Gun fighter pilots at Halloween.
     
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    Parents naming their kids theme names is my new found favorite white people thing
     
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    That's why I named my kids Han and Chewbacca. The instagram likes sustain me.
     
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    Is the second child Goose or Iceman?
     
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    I hope Goose.

    Both their first names start with “M”.
     
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  36. electronic

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    I have a friend of a friend who named their child a normal name, but absolutely stole one of the most recognizable nicknames in sports to call their child because it matched their last name.

    Like, named their son John Woods, but call him Tiger. I think it is the cringiest thing ever. THERE'S ALREADY A TIGER WOODS AND HE'S SUPER GODDAMN POPULAR YOU WEIRDOS.
     
  37. wes tegg

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    Is that just an example, or is it actually “Tiger” Woods?
     
  38. electronic

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    Just an example, but very similar.
     
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    I hope there’s a kid out there named Magic Johnson.
     
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    :roll:
     
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    That poor kid Jason “Jizz” Hornkamp.
     
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    Pretty sure the kids name is Juice Simpson after their favorite murderer.
     
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