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Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by pearl, Nov 1, 2015.
I actually know a guy named Talmadge. Not sure if he’s Mormon. Doubt he’s religious at all.
Parsley and Pimpley for twins is kinda cute
Sounds like the name of a brunch app for millennials on a budget.
The location and current wait time of the most sensibly priced avocado toasts is a mere 2 finger taps away.
I'm in for a 50% stake. Please have your people contact my assistant Basil
…Monday, on an all-new American Greed. *return from commercial break*
Narrator: a.tramp is seeking $20,000 for a 5% stake in his new Burdjet app. It’s down to shark TC to make a deal
TC : Alright. I love me some brunch. *scribbles a note* I’ll give you the $20,000. But in return I want an 85% stake and point oh-three-seven-five cents per tap on the app in perpetuity.
a.tramp: ….*whispers to a partner that isn’t there behind a cupped hand* … ok, let’s do it!
racer I wrote up my offer in a note and taped it to his apartment door
Wasn’t that just a dick pic?
Brexet ( pronounced bridget)
Naming your kid Bona
Bonas create life. We can’t keep pretending like they don’t.
The wild thing is "boner" used to be a word people used without embarrassment, meaning like a bonehead move
boner and a fister
It was also the nickname for Mike Seaver’s best friend.
I refuse to believe this is real
His ‘69 season was one for the ages
That was a nice season
Bona Petite would be an all time worst name for a boy.
Maybe not as egregious as others, but when I think of grey I think of dull, and it’s not like the word itself sounds cool or pretty.
Grey's been out there a while among southern types. Knew a Grey Ladd
Basic bitches love gray.
Came across a Jadakiss today, and it wasn't the rapper
Had a family of Camden, Keegan, and Callen tonight at the little league game. The alliteration names always get me.
good thing it’s Grey then.
Spelled it incorrectly
These people need Hooked on Phonics
It’s spelled Phoenix, dumbass.
Porpoise. It’s a middle name but it’s the name he goes by so I think it should count.
Do they go by the full name Porpoise, or is it like Porp or Porpie?
It worked for me. It did not work for Brexet’s parents.
Hahahah. The initial makes it infinitely more funny.
D. porpoise of this thread is to laugh