Parents naming their kids weird names

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    Sounds like the name of a brunch app for millennials on a budget.
     
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    …Monday, on an all-new American Greed. *return from commercial break*

    Narrator: a.tramp is seeking $20,000 for a 5% stake in his new Burdjet app. It’s down to shark TC to make a deal


    TC : Alright. I love me some brunch. *scribbles a note* I’ll give you the $20,000. But in return I want an 85% stake and point oh-three-seven-five cents per tap on the app in perpetuity.

    a.tramp: ….*whispers to a partner that isn’t there behind a cupped hand* … ok, let’s do it!
     
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    racer I wrote up my offer in a note and taped it to his apartment door
     
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    Wasn’t that just a dick pic?
     
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    Brexet ( pronounced bridget)
     
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    Naming your kid Bona

    :roll:
     
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    The wild thing is "boner" used to be a word people used without embarrassment, meaning like a bonehead move

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    It was also the nickname for Mike Seaver’s best friend.
     
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    That was a nice season
     
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  24. Pasta88

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    Maybe not as egregious as others, but when I think of grey I think of dull, and it’s not like the word itself sounds cool or pretty.

     
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    Grey's been out there a while among southern types. Knew a Grey Ladd
     
  26. racer

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    Basic bitches love gray.
     
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  28. jbr

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    Had a family of Camden, Keegan, and Callen tonight at the little league game. The alliteration names always get me.
     
  29. Daniel Ocean

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    good thing it’s Grey then.
     
  30. racer

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    Spelled it incorrectly
     
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    Tired: Grey

    Wired: Greylord
     
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    These people need Hooked on Phonics
     
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    It’s spelled Phoenix, dumbass.
     
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    Porpoise. It’s a middle name but it’s the name he goes by so I think it should count.
     
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    Do they go by the full name Porpoise, or is it like Porp or Porpie?
     
  36. The.Barron.of.Miles

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    It worked for me. It did not work for Brexet’s parents.
     
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    Hahahah. The initial makes it infinitely more funny.
     
  38. Clown Baby

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