Parents naming their kids weird names

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  1. Corky Bucek

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    Never seen that movie so I do not know.
     
  2. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Well ask then!
     
  3. Jigga

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    On a team roster I just saw

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  4. racer

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    Daisy, Lilly, and Rose are played out anyway.

    Also, I hope they go by Santh.
     
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  5. racer

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    I went to school with two people who I just saw are now married. Tyler and Meredith. Except Tyler is the girl and Meredith is the guy.
     
  6. Daniel Ocean

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    check you cis-name privilege at the door buddy
     
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  7. TC

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    Not bad if it was Chris Anthemum
     
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  8. Not Pennys Boat

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    My wife’s friend had a baby in June and named him....Twigden.

    They’re going to call him....Twiggy.
     
  9. Butthead

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    Are they big Marilyn Manson fans?
     
  10. racer

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    No, that’s not real.
     
  11. TC

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    My friends have a pet named Twiggy
     
  12. Thoros of Beer

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  13. Barves2125

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    Does that make me Graisee? Does that make me Graiiiiiseeeeee?

     
  14. Bo Pelinis

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    It’s Gru man do you even dad
     
  15. Det. Frank Bullitt

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    Pryce. not sure if b/g
     
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  16. racer

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    This seems like an antifeminist dig.
     
  17. TC

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    Cotton is bad for a boy, girl, or dog
     
  18. Detlef Schrempf

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    Fine for a shirt though
     
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  19. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    What if you killed fiddy men?
     
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  20. racer

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    Originally circulated for the formatting. But those names tho. 9CCEA083-36A9-44C4-BC9A-6C249AF80F11.jpeg
     
  21. pearl

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    Grace or Gracey?
     
  22. Thoros of Beer

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    Gracey I think
     
  23. Clown Baby

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  24. IV

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    reminds me of “Hey Abbott!” for some reason
     
  25. TC

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  26. tylerdolphin

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    Was in my wife's OBGYN's office and one hall had a bunch of pictures that parents had given him. Some weird names there but I think J'Hordan took the cake for me.
     
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  27. Clown

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    Is the child named Professor Rodenbeek because that is kind of cool
     
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    just saw a Beighly
     
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  29. IV

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    Auburn fan?
     
  30. IV

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    If I’m in her class as a kid, her name is bagel
     
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  32. racer

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  33. jbr

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    Got a family with Brady, Bryce, and Brinley today. I don’t even know how you come up with Brinley as a name.

    Fucking suburban white people.
     
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    Ha someone naming their kid bertwing lmao.
     
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  35. whiteboy

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    Got a new student at my school this week named Baylin
     
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    My son's middle name is Jur'Dan
     
  38. Detlef Schrempf

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    My daughter is 4 and in soccer, there’s an absurd helicopter mom there whose son is named Axton (I’m guessing on spelling), but she calls him, “Axtee”
     
  39. TC

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    We've prob reached the point where 4 Baylins gang up on a Matt and beat his ass because of his weird name
     
  40. racer

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    Congrats on being on the PTA with drew brees
     
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  41. IV

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    I guess they’ll never finish anything
     
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  44. Tex

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    That’s what I’m assuming
     
  45. 20/20/20/20

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    La-Chev-er-juan
     
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  46. El Tiburon

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    Why are you all assuming that the apostrophe is silent?
     
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  47. racer

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    He goes by Chevy
     
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  49. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    That name still sucks.
     
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