Parents naming their kids weird names

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  1. 20/20/20/20

    20/20/20/20 running thru the house with a pickle in my mouth
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    This list is obviously parody, but still funny. Tebow is good.
     
    #1701 20/20/20/20, May 5, 2023
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  2. Corky Bucek

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    Oh for sure. There are definitely a few names that could pass off as real options.
     
    #1702 Corky Bucek, May 5, 2023
  3. Festus McBadass

    Festus McBadass Cool ass dog and 5 star recruit
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    Anastayszha
     
    #1703 Festus McBadass, May 8, 2023
  4. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
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    Krit
     
    #1704 Where Eagles Dare, May 8, 2023
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  5. Detlef Schrempf

    Detlef Schrempf Back to Back to Back AAU National Champs
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    I love the effort with the szha at the end.
     
    #1705 Detlef Schrempf, May 9, 2023
  6. Tex

    Tex Spicy Ranch Dry Rub
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    Glenys. It’s a girl name. I have no clue how to say it.
     
    #1706 Tex, May 11, 2023
  7. 20/20/20/20

    20/20/20/20 running thru the house with a pickle in my mouth
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    Probably rhymes with Dennis.

    Like Gladys but with Glen.
     
    #1707 20/20/20/20, May 11, 2023
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  8. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Google tells me it’s a welsh name.

    Taffy
     
    #1708 TC, May 11, 2023
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  9. Taffy

    Taffy Token Brit poster
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    Bingo

    I've never met someone named Glenys who was this side of 70. Maybe it's due a resurgence :idk:
    But yeah, it's not an unusual name here
     
    #1709 Taffy, May 12, 2023
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  10. WhiskeyDelta

    WhiskeyDelta Well-Known Member
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    Celtic language names are pure chaos at the best of times.
     
    #1710 WhiskeyDelta, May 12, 2023
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  11. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    And yet still Indo-European
     
    #1711 IV, May 12, 2023
  12. WhiskeyDelta

    WhiskeyDelta Well-Known Member
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    I mean so are polish sir-names and they don't contain vowels
     
    #1712 WhiskeyDelta, May 12, 2023
  13. Dick Dollars

    Dick Dollars And they’ll all be signing autographs
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    #1713 Dick Dollars, May 13, 2023
  14. NP13

    NP13 MC OG
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    i want to slap every single one of those parents.
     
    #1714 NP13, May 13, 2023
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  15. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    The whites are at it again
     
    #1715 Shawn Hunter, May 13, 2023
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  16. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    fascinating
     
    #1716 IV, May 13, 2023
  17. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    Georgina is a real name at least
     
    #1717 IV, May 13, 2023
  18. Upton^2

    Upton^2 blocked just a park away, but I can't really say
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    Dutton and Kayce. People naming their kids after Yellowstone characters amazing
     
    #1718 Upton^2, May 13, 2023
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  19. Emma

    Emma ‎
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    Got a student next year named fucking Phineas Maximilian
     
    #1719 Emma, May 16, 2023
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  20. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    love that show
     
    #1720 Daniel Ocean, May 16, 2023
  21. Shinzonᴵᴵ

    Shinzonᴵᴵ °°°°°
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    They’re even using the name Rip which is up 2,367 percent. Weird that Rue (Euphoria) is the top used TV girl name. Both characters definitely aren’t the best people, but that doesn’t seem to matter.

    DDF3339C-B044-4948-BF79-D58B8C36755D.jpeg
     
    #1721 Shinzonᴵᴵ, May 16, 2023
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  22. Barves2125

    Barves2125 "Ready to drive the Ferarri" - Reuben Foster
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    Shout out to Khaza and his sister Lighmwyre.
     
    #1722 Barves2125, May 17, 2023
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  23. Trip McNeely

    Trip McNeely Guys like us....we are a dime a dozen
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    Thoughts on using mom’s maiden name as a first name for a girl?

    Holladay
     
    #1723 Trip McNeely, Jun 8, 2023
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  24. El Tiburon

    El Tiburon Well-Known Member
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    She’ll take some time to celebrate.
     
    #1724 El Tiburon, Jun 8, 2023
  25. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    That Dutton make no sense
     
    #1725 TC, Jun 9, 2023
  26. Detlef Schrempf

    Detlef Schrempf Back to Back to Back AAU National Champs
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    Call her Holly and you’re probably fine
     
    #1726 Detlef Schrempf, Jun 9, 2023
  27. HuskerInMiami

    HuskerInMiami Well-Known Member
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    Don’t do it.
     
    #1727 HuskerInMiami, Jun 9, 2023
  28. pearl

    pearl Fan of: White wimmens feet
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    I refuse to believe this

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    #1728 pearl, Jun 25, 2023
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  29. laxjoe

    laxjoe Well-Known Member
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    #1729 laxjoe, Jun 25, 2023
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  30. bigred77

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    MLS
     
    #1730 bigred77, Jun 26, 2023
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  31. MLS

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    I've seen some brutal ones but that is next level
     
    #1731 MLS, Jul 7, 2023
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  32. Barves2125

    Barves2125 "Ready to drive the Ferarri" - Reuben Foster
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    Saw a baby named Don-Wayne the other day. That name fucking rocks though.
     
    #1732 Barves2125, Jul 8, 2023
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  33. 40wwttamgib

    40wwttamgib Fah Q, Ohio
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    Katie’s a bitch.
     
    #1733 40wwttamgib, Jul 8, 2023
  34. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    [​IMG]
     
    #1734 TC, Jul 8, 2023
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  35. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Dudes naming their sons after their favorite file sharing software for the ‘00s
     
    #1735 Name P. Redacted, Jul 8, 2023
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  36. Gizmoandsooz

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    There are some really strange names going around.
     
    #1736 Gizmoandsooz, Jul 8, 2023
  37. Drunkle Tom

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    Turns out weird names isn't as new a phenomenon

     
    #1737 Drunkle Tom, Jul 13, 2023
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  38. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    People have always been dumb hence monarchies
     
    #1738 IV, Jul 13, 2023
  39. Corky Bucek

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    Just heard a mom yell at a kid at the store, his name was Falco. Parents must be big The Replacements fans.
     
    #1739 Corky Bucek, Aug 19, 2023
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  40. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    Rock me Amadeus
     
    #1740 Pile Driving Miss Daisy, Aug 19, 2023
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  41. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    Beowulf. In AR, wtf
     
    #1741 Prospector, Aug 19, 2023
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  42. Irush

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    did he do a barrel roll
     
    #1742 Irush, Aug 19, 2023
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  43. WhiskeyDelta

    WhiskeyDelta Well-Known Member
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    My first thought was also Starfox.
     
    #1743 WhiskeyDelta, Aug 21, 2023
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  44. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    bad ass
     
    #1744 IV, Aug 21, 2023
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  45. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    bertwing told me he was on the pill so I didn’t have to pull out

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    #1745 Daniel Ocean, Aug 22, 2023
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  46. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    Pay up old man
     
    #1746 bertwing, Aug 22, 2023
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  47. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    I plead entrapment!!!
     
    #1747 Daniel Ocean, Aug 22, 2023
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  48. The Blackfish

    The Blackfish The Fish in Black
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    This is some fanfic shit where beo fucks grendel
     
    #1748 The Blackfish, Aug 22, 2023
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  49. ksu_funny33

    ksu_funny33 Well-Known Member
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    Rheygenn…for a boy
     
    #1749 ksu_funny33, Aug 27, 2023
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  50. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    Worked with a woman whose son named their kid Leonitas based off the 300 movie. In AR.
     
    #1750 Hoss Bonaventure, Aug 27, 2023
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