Parents naming their kids weird names

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  1. 20/20/20/20

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    This list is obviously parody, but still funny. Tebow is good.
     
  2. Corky Bucek

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    Oh for sure. There are definitely a few names that could pass off as real options.
     
  3. Festus McBadass

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    I love the effort with the szha at the end.
     
  6. Tex

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    Glenys. It’s a girl name. I have no clue how to say it.
     
  7. 20/20/20/20

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    Probably rhymes with Dennis.

    Like Gladys but with Glen.
     
  8. TC

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    Google tells me it’s a welsh name.

    Taffy
     
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  9. Taffy

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    Bingo

    I've never met someone named Glenys who was this side of 70. Maybe it's due a resurgence :idk:
    But yeah, it's not an unusual name here
     
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  10. WhiskeyDelta

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    Celtic language names are pure chaos at the best of times.
     
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  11. IV

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    And yet still Indo-European
     
  12. WhiskeyDelta

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    I mean so are polish sir-names and they don't contain vowels
     
  13. Dick Dollars

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  14. NP13

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    i want to slap every single one of those parents.
     
  15. Shawn Hunter

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    The whites are at it again
     
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  16. IV

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    fascinating
     
  17. IV

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    Georgina is a real name at least
     
  18. Upton^2

    Upton^2 blocked just a park away, but I can't really say
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    Dutton and Kayce. People naming their kids after Yellowstone characters amazing
     
  19. Emma

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    Got a student next year named fucking Phineas Maximilian
     
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  20. Daniel Ocean

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    love that show
     
  21. Shinzonᴵᴵ

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    They’re even using the name Rip which is up 2,367 percent. Weird that Rue (Euphoria) is the top used TV girl name. Both characters definitely aren’t the best people, but that doesn’t seem to matter.

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  22. Barves2125

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    Shout out to Khaza and his sister Lighmwyre.
     
  23. Trip McNeely

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    Thoughts on using mom’s maiden name as a first name for a girl?

    Holladay
     
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  24. El Tiburon

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    She’ll take some time to celebrate.
     
  25. TC

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    That Dutton make no sense
     
  26. Detlef Schrempf

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    Call her Holly and you’re probably fine
     
  27. HuskerInMiami

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    Don’t do it.
     
  28. pearl

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    I refuse to believe this

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    MLS
     
  31. MLS

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    I've seen some brutal ones but that is next level
     
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  32. Barves2125

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    Saw a baby named Don-Wayne the other day. That name fucking rocks though.
     
  33. 40wwttamgib

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    Katie’s a bitch.
     
  34. TC

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  35. Name P. Redacted

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    Dudes naming their sons after their favorite file sharing software for the ‘00s
     
  36. Gizmoandsooz

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    There are some really strange names going around.
     
  37. Drunkle Tom

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    Turns out weird names isn't as new a phenomenon

     
  38. IV

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    People have always been dumb hence monarchies
     
  39. Corky Bucek

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    Just heard a mom yell at a kid at the store, his name was Falco. Parents must be big The Replacements fans.
     
  40. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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  41. Prospector

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    Beowulf. In AR, wtf
     
  42. Irush

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    did he do a barrel roll
     
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  43. WhiskeyDelta

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    My first thought was also Starfox.
     
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  44. IV

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    bad ass
     
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  45. Daniel Ocean

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    bertwing told me he was on the pill so I didn’t have to pull out

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  46. bertwing

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    Pay up old man
     
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  47. Daniel Ocean

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    I plead entrapment!!!
     
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  48. The Blackfish

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    This is some fanfic shit where beo fucks grendel
     
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  49. ksu_funny33

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    Rheygenn…for a boy
     
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  50. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Worked with a woman whose son named their kid Leonitas based off the 300 movie. In AR.
     
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