Parents naming their kids weird names

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  1. Dick Dollars

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  2. NP13

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    i want to slap every single one of those parents.
     
  3. Shawn Hunter

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    The whites are at it again
     
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  4. IV

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    fascinating
     
  5. IV

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    Georgina is a real name at least
     
  6. Upton^2

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    Dutton and Kayce. People naming their kids after Yellowstone characters amazing
     
  7. emma

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    Got a student next year named fucking Phineas Maximilian
     
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    love that show
     
  9. Shinzon

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    They’re even using the name Rip which is up 2,367 percent. Weird that Rue (Euphoria) is the top used TV girl name. Both characters definitely aren’t the best people, but that doesn’t seem to matter.

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  11. Trip McNeely

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    Thoughts on using mom’s maiden name as a first name for a girl?

    Holladay
     
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  12. El Tiburon

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    She’ll take some time to celebrate.
     
  13. TC

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    That Dutton make no sense
     
  14. Detlef Schrempf

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    Call her Holly and you’re probably fine
     
  15. HuskerInMiami

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    Don’t do it.
     
  16. pearl

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    I refuse to believe this

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  18. bigred77

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    MLS
     
  19. MLS

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    I've seen some brutal ones but that is next level
     
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  20. Barves2125

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    Saw a baby named Don-Wayne the other day. That name fucking rocks though.
     
  21. 40wwttamgib

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    Katie’s a bitch.
     
  22. TC

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  23. Name P. Redacted

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    Dudes naming their sons after their favorite file sharing software for the ‘00s
     
  24. sooz

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    There are some really strange names going around.
     
  25. Drunkle Tom

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    Turns out weird names isn't as new a phenomenon

     
  26. IV

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    People have always been dumb hence monarchies
     
  27. Corky Bucek

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    Just heard a mom yell at a kid at the store, his name was Falco. Parents must be big The Replacements fans.
     
  28. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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  29. Prospector

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    Beowulf. In AR, wtf
     
  30. Irush

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    did he do a barrel roll
     
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  31. WhiskeyDelta

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    My first thought was also Starfox.
     
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  32. IV

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    bad ass
     
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  33. Daniel Ocean

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    bertwing told me he was on the pill so I didn’t have to pull out

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  34. bertwing

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    Pay up old man
     
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  35. Daniel Ocean

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    I plead entrapment!!!
     
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  36. The Blackfish

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    This is some fanfic shit where beo fucks grendel
     
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  37. ksu_funny33

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    Rheygenn…for a boy
     
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  38. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Worked with a woman whose son named their kid Leonitas based off the 300 movie. In AR.
     
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  39. El Tiburon

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    I hope they spelled it Leonidas or else they just called their kid “little girl lions” in Spanish.
     
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  40. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Not sure how they spelled it. I may have misspelled it myself and it was Leonidas. I assume they just call him Leo.
     
  41. Butthead

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    My friend and his wife are having their first kid. I said "it better not be another Kaeden" as a joke

    He said "it's close"

    I felt like an asshole
     
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  42. bigred77

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    Is it pronounced like Reagan?
     
  43. bruce bowen

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  44. bigred77

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    See, I'm starting to think these people just don't know how to spell
     
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  45. electronic

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    Was Dipshiton taken?
     
  46. The Subspace Mariner

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    Dude that works the front desk of my gym...Dolan...of course I only think of avatars-000084847089-etbb14-t500x500.jpg
     
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  47. Butthead

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    please tell me this isn't pronounced like Kayla
     
  48. Butthead

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    My first name is very old and relatively uncommon, so I feel for these kids. They are just brutal to each other about shit like that

    Like I had a coworker named Tielar ("Tyler")

    Why would you do this to your child?
     
  49. Shinzon

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    I’ll never understand parents that don’t consider the ways a name could potentially be made fun of by other kids. Even the dumb kids can come up with rhyming insults.
     
  50. Butthead

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    I work with someone whose legal first name is Random, after Prince Random from some sci-fi series of books that his parents were really into at the time

    He goes by John but his email is still Random.lastname
     
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