Parents naming their kids weird names

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  1. Love Tractor

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    :ded:
     
    #1651 Love Tractor, Feb 6, 2023
  2. NoNatty

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    My nephew Arrow Madden was born this morning.

    #blessed
     
    #1652 NoNatty, Mar 3, 2023
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  3. Emma

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    Got a new student named Calyx

    1.
    BOTANY
    the sepals of a flower, typically forming a whorl that encloses the petals and forms a protective layer around a flower in bud.

    2.
    ZOOLOGY
    a cuplike cavity or structure.
     
    #1653 Emma, Mar 23, 2023
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  4. Owsley

    Owsley My friends call me Bear
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    What in the goddamn fuck is a Crotsley?
     
    #1654 Owsley, Mar 30, 2023
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  5. Truman

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    A perfect name for a lax bro
     
    #1655 Truman, Mar 30, 2023
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  6. Love Tractor

    Love Tractor Well-Known Member
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    Multiple Crotch-lee jokes endured throughout middle school no doubt.
     
    #1656 Love Tractor, Mar 30, 2023
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  7. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    This has to be a last name, right?
     
    #1657 Name P. Redacted, Mar 30, 2023
  8. Owsley

    Owsley My friends call me Bear
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    Other houses nearby had signs for Sean and James, so I’m guessing not.
     
    #1658 Owsley, Mar 30, 2023
    Dump, Butthead and Name P. Redacted like this.
  9. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    #1659 Shawn Hunter, Mar 30, 2023
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  10. Gizmoandsooz

    Gizmoandsooz Well-Known Member
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    I'm glad i don't have kids.
    But even that being said my brothers have children
    I don't even spend time looking up weird names for kids.
    It's like you blokes nicknaming your nuts.
     
    #1660 Gizmoandsooz, Mar 30, 2023
  11. beerme

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    Is this the female gubbs?
     
    #1661 beerme, Mar 30, 2023
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  12. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    I’ve never nicknamed my nuts outside of calling them nards
     
    #1662 Name P. Redacted, Mar 31, 2023
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  13. Truman

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    Braxton and Stryker in case you were wondering
     
    #1663 Truman, Mar 31, 2023
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  14. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Crotchless :eatit:
     
    #1664 TC, Mar 31, 2023
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  15. Lip

    Lip Well-Known Member
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    Cindy and Brady for me
     
    #1665 Lip, Mar 31, 2023
  16. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    #1666 wes tegg, Mar 31, 2023
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  17. Bruce Bowen

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    Lefty and Debbie Richardson here
     
    #1667 Bruce Bowen, Mar 31, 2023
  18. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    And you would be wrong, Wes
     
    #1668 Shawn Hunter, Mar 31, 2023
  19. WhiskeyDelta

    WhiskeyDelta Well-Known Member
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    The Magic Man and El Diablo
     
    #1669 WhiskeyDelta, Apr 1, 2023
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  20. Jack Bauer

    Jack Bauer Damn it!
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    Chloe and Palmer
     
    #1670 Jack Bauer, Apr 2, 2023
  21. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Still laughing about crotsley
     
    #1671 Name P. Redacted, Apr 2, 2023
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  22. IV

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    looks like a guy that play LAX for Denmork
     
    #1672 IV, Apr 3, 2023
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  23. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    These sound like dog names on Instagram
     
    #1673 TC, Apr 3, 2023
  24. Cornelius Suttree

    Cornelius Suttree the smallest crumb can devour us
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    Can always count on Utah to come through

    Rhyleigh
     
    #1674 Cornelius Suttree, Apr 18, 2023
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  25. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    #1675 bro, Apr 21, 2023
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  26. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! No longer a cog in some powerhouse machine
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    Congrats to our #Massachusetts Maritime posters.
     
    #1676 Boo MFer!, Apr 21, 2023
    Dump, Shawn Hunter and bro like this.
  27. El Tiburon

    El Tiburon Well-Known Member
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    Sounds like her parents were more Massachusetts Marijuanatime fans.
     
    #1677 El Tiburon, Apr 21, 2023
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  28. ono

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    That name has to be a Patane the ass to explain to people.
     
    #1678 ono, Apr 21, 2023
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  29. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

     
    #1679 Butthead, Apr 21, 2023
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  30. ashy larry

    ashy larry from ashy to classy
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    1.550 OPS is insane

    offer her sister Lmn’o’p Patane now
     
    #1680 ashy larry, Apr 21, 2023
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  31. fish

    fish Impossible, Germany
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    There is a contestant on "Suvivor" this season named Kane.
     
    #1681 fish, Apr 21, 2023
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  32. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

    I had mentioned some time ago that a Kaeden had entered my friend group. His sister Kaelyn is on the way.

    Not terrible but also why
     
    #1682 Butthead, Apr 21, 2023
  33. Corky Bucek

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    #1683 Corky Bucek, May 4, 2023
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  34. Crimson&Cream14

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    Local morning sports radio guy has a son named "Bronx" that they mention quite a bit. Triggers me every time they say it.
     
    #1684 Crimson&Cream14, May 4, 2023
  35. The.Barron.of.Miles

    The.Barron.of.Miles Scarlet and Cream
    Nebraska Cornhuskers

    #1685 The.Barron.of.Miles, May 4, 2023
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  36. tmag22

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    Wife does design work for a baby company…could fill this post endlessly with these type of names. One stuck out recently

    Nylon Dream
     
    #1686 tmag22, May 4, 2023
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  37. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! No longer a cog in some powerhouse machine
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    That sounds like a fetish-based porn star.
     
    #1687 Boo MFer!, May 5, 2023
  38. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    "Brockleigh"

    :ded:
     
    #1688 Redav, May 5, 2023
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  39. 20/20/20/20

    20/20/20/20 running thru the house with a pickle in my mouth
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    This list is obviously parody, but still funny. Tebow is good.
     
    #1689 20/20/20/20, May 5, 2023
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  40. Corky Bucek

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    Oh for sure. There are definitely a few names that could pass off as real options.
     
    #1690 Corky Bucek, May 5, 2023
  41. Festus McBadass

    Festus McBadass Cool ass dog and 5 star recruit
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    Anastayszha
     
    #1691 Festus McBadass, May 8, 2023
  42. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
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    Krit
     
    #1692 Where Eagles Dare, May 8, 2023
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  43. Detlef Schrempf

    Detlef Schrempf Back to Back to Back AAU National Champs
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    I love the effort with the szha at the end.
     
    #1693 Detlef Schrempf, May 9, 2023
  44. Tex

    Tex Decoy Cooler
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    Glenys. It’s a girl name. I have no clue how to say it.
     
    #1694 Tex, May 11, 2023
  45. 20/20/20/20

    20/20/20/20 running thru the house with a pickle in my mouth
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    Probably rhymes with Dennis.

    Like Gladys but with Glen.
     
    #1695 20/20/20/20, May 11, 2023
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  46. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Google tells me it’s a welsh name.

    Taffy
     
    #1696 TC, May 11, 2023
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  47. Taffy

    Taffy Token Brit poster
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    I've never met someone named Glenys who was this side of 70. Maybe it's due a resurgence :idk:
    But yeah, it's not an unusual name here
     
    #1697 Taffy, May 12, 2023
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  48. WhiskeyDelta

    WhiskeyDelta Well-Known Member
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    Celtic language names are pure chaos at the best of times.
     
    #1698 WhiskeyDelta, May 12, 2023
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  49. IV

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    And yet still Indo-European
     
    #1699 IV, May 12, 2023
  50. WhiskeyDelta

    WhiskeyDelta Well-Known Member
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    I mean so are polish sir-names and they don't contain vowels
     
    #1700 WhiskeyDelta, May 12, 2023
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