Parents naming their kids weird names

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  1. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Briar
     
    #1651 Daniel Ocean, Jan 24, 2023
    Dump, Tex and racer like this.
  2. El Tiburon

    El Tiburon Well-Known Member
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    Country Bear Jamboree Williams
     
    #1652 El Tiburon, Jan 24, 2023
    Dump, Butthead, Fat Drunk & Stupid and 8 others like this.
  3. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    Splashmountain
    Pronounced like splaj-mun-tane
     
    #1653 racer, Jan 24, 2023
    Dump, a.tramp, Name P. Redacted and 4 others like this.
  4. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Guys it’s Briar it’s us unconventional but not as fucked up as we wish it was.
     
    #1654 Daniel Ocean, Jan 24, 2023
  5. Irush

    Irush Well-Known Member
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    Was hoping the kids name was “Rock n Roller Coaster Starring Aerosmith”
     
    #1655 Irush, Jan 24, 2023
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  6. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    That kid named The Darkness of Space Mountain is fucked
     
    #1656 racer, Jan 24, 2023
  7. Festus McBadass

    Festus McBadass Cool ass dog and 5 star recruit
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    Had a client today named Princessikea. I wish I was making that up.
     
    #1657 Festus McBadass, Jan 24, 2023
    Dump, Name P. Redacted, pearl and 3 others like this.
  8. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    Doctor delivered her piece by piece and mom had to assemble at home
     
    #1658 racer, Jan 24, 2023
    Dump, a.tramp, Fat Drunk & Stupid and 12 others like this.
  9. Shinzonᴵᴵ

    Shinzonᴵᴵ °°°°°
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    The dog has the most normal name of them all.

     
    #1659 Shinzonᴵᴵ, Feb 2, 2023
    Dump, Icculus is a Bammer and Pile Driving Miss Daisy like this.
  10. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    I think that's been shared before. Fucking quiverfulls creep me the hell out.
     
    #1660 Pile Driving Miss Daisy, Feb 2, 2023
    Dump, a.tramp, bro and 1 other person like this.
  11. Corky Bucek

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    100% Mormon
     
    #1661 Corky Bucek, Feb 2, 2023
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  12. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    #1662 steamengine, Feb 6, 2023
    Shinzonᴵᴵ, Nomad Gamecock, Dump and 12 others like this.
  13. Love Tractor

    Love Tractor Well-Known Member
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    :ded:
     
    #1663 Love Tractor, Feb 6, 2023
  14. NoNatty

    NoNatty Keyboard Cowboy
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    My nephew Arrow Madden was born this morning.

    #blessed
     
    #1664 NoNatty, Mar 3, 2023
    Dump, Butthead, colonel_forbin and 12 others like this.
  15. Emma

    Emma ‎
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    Got a new student named Calyx

    1.
    BOTANY
    the sepals of a flower, typically forming a whorl that encloses the petals and forms a protective layer around a flower in bud.

    2.
    ZOOLOGY
    a cuplike cavity or structure.
     
    #1665 Emma, Mar 23, 2023
    Dump, Lip, TC and 2 others like this.
  16. Owsley

    Owsley My friends call me Bear
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    What in the goddamn fuck is a Crotsley?
     
    #1666 Owsley, Mar 30, 2023
    Dump, Cornelius Suttree, electronic and 24 others like this.
  17. Truman

    Truman Well-Known Member
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    A perfect name for a lax bro
     
    #1667 Truman, Mar 30, 2023
    Nomad Gamecock, Dump, honestlee and 17 others like this.
  18. Love Tractor

    Love Tractor Well-Known Member
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    Multiple Crotch-lee jokes endured throughout middle school no doubt.
     
    #1668 Love Tractor, Mar 30, 2023
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  19. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    This has to be a last name, right?
     
    #1669 Name P. Redacted, Mar 30, 2023
  20. Owsley

    Owsley My friends call me Bear
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    Other houses nearby had signs for Sean and James, so I’m guessing not.
     
    #1670 Owsley, Mar 30, 2023
    Dump, Butthead and Name P. Redacted like this.
  21. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    #1671 Shawn Hunter, Mar 30, 2023
    Dump, Boo MFer! and Where Eagles Dare like this.
  22. Gizmoandsooz

    Gizmoandsooz Well-Known Member
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    I'm glad i don't have kids.
    But even that being said my brothers have children
    I don't even spend time looking up weird names for kids.
    It's like you blokes nicknaming your nuts.
     
    #1672 Gizmoandsooz, Mar 30, 2023
  23. beerme

    beerme Well-Known Member
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    Is this the female gubbs?
     
    #1673 beerme, Mar 30, 2023
    Dump, -Asshole-, pearl and 9 others like this.
  24. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    I’ve never nicknamed my nuts outside of calling them nards
     
    #1674 Name P. Redacted, Mar 31, 2023
    Dump, pearl and Pile Driving Miss Daisy like this.
  25. Truman

    Truman Well-Known Member
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    Braxton and Stryker in case you were wondering
     
    #1675 Truman, Mar 31, 2023
    Nomad Gamecock, Dump, pearl and 6 others like this.
  26. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Crotchless :eatit:
     
    #1676 TC, Mar 31, 2023
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  27. Lip

    Lip Well-Endowed Member
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    Cindy and Brady for me
     
    #1677 Lip, Mar 31, 2023
  28. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    #1678 wes tegg, Mar 31, 2023
    Dump, Butthead, Boo MFer! and 1 other person like this.
  29. Bruce Bowen

    Bruce Bowen Well-Known Member
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    Lefty and Debbie Richardson here
     
    #1679 Bruce Bowen, Mar 31, 2023
  30. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    And you would be wrong, Wes
     
    #1680 Shawn Hunter, Mar 31, 2023
  31. WhiskeyDelta

    WhiskeyDelta Well-Known Member
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    The Magic Man and El Diablo
     
    #1681 WhiskeyDelta, Apr 1, 2023
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  32. Jack Bauer

    Jack Bauer Damn it!
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    Chloe and Palmer
     
    #1682 Jack Bauer, Apr 2, 2023
  33. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Kansas State WildcatsSeattle Kraken

    Still laughing about crotsley
     
    #1683 Name P. Redacted, Apr 2, 2023
    Dump, Butthead, steamengine and 2 others like this.
  34. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    looks like a guy that play LAX for Denmork
     
    #1684 IV, Apr 3, 2023
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  35. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    These sound like dog names on Instagram
     
    #1685 TC, Apr 3, 2023
  36. Cornelius Suttree

    Cornelius Suttree the smallest crumb can devour us
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    Indiana HoosiersArizona DiamondbacksWyoming CowboysNorthern Arizona Lumberjacks

    Can always count on Utah to come through

    Rhyleigh
     
    #1686 Cornelius Suttree, Apr 18, 2023
    Dump, ashy larry, Butthead and 4 others like this.
  37. bro

    bro Hey Hermano
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    #1687 bro, Apr 21, 2023
    Nomad Gamecock, Drunkle Tom, Dump and 5 others like this.
  38. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! National emergency? Just call the local Jeep club.
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    Congrats to our #Massachusetts Maritime posters.
     
    #1688 Boo MFer!, Apr 21, 2023
    Dump, Shawn Hunter and bro like this.
  39. El Tiburon

    El Tiburon Well-Known Member
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    Sounds like her parents were more Massachusetts Marijuanatime fans.
     
    #1689 El Tiburon, Apr 21, 2023
    Dump, IV, Tug and 1 other person like this.
  40. ono

    ono Well-Known Member
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    That name has to be a Patane the ass to explain to people.
     
    #1690 ono, Apr 21, 2023
    Dump, Name P. Redacted, Tug and 4 others like this.
  41. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

     
    #1691 Butthead, Apr 21, 2023
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  42. ashy larry

    ashy larry from ashy to classy
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    1.550 OPS is insane

    offer her sister Lmn’o’p Patane now
     
    #1692 ashy larry, Apr 21, 2023
    Dump, Name P. Redacted, Shawn Hunter and 4 others like this.
  43. fish

    fish Impossible, Germany
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    There is a contestant on "Suvivor" this season named Kane.
     
    #1693 fish, Apr 21, 2023
    Dump, wes tegg and Butthead like this.
  44. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

    I had mentioned some time ago that a Kaeden had entered my friend group. His sister Kaelyn is on the way.

    Not terrible but also why
     
    #1694 Butthead, Apr 21, 2023
  45. Corky Bucek

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    #1695 Corky Bucek, May 4, 2023
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  46. Crimson&Cream14

    Crimson&Cream14 Shot the jukebox last night
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    Local morning sports radio guy has a son named "Bronx" that they mention quite a bit. Triggers me every time they say it.
     
    #1696 Crimson&Cream14, May 4, 2023
  47. The.Barron.of.Miles

    The.Barron.of.Miles Scarlet and Cream
    Nebraska Cornhuskers

    #1697 The.Barron.of.Miles, May 4, 2023
    Last edited: May 4, 2023
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  48. tmag22

    tmag22 Well-Known Member
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    Wife does design work for a baby company…could fill this post endlessly with these type of names. One stuck out recently

    Nylon Dream
     
    #1698 tmag22, May 4, 2023
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  49. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! National emergency? Just call the local Jeep club.
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    That sounds like a fetish-based porn star.
     
    #1699 Boo MFer!, May 5, 2023
  50. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    "Brockleigh"

    :ded:
     
    #1700 Redav, May 5, 2023
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