Popstar: The Lonely Island Thread

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  1. Clown Baby

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    “Conner, did you take a shit upstairs at the Anne Frank House?!”

    *flashback*

    “Do not go in there! Woo! Ace Ventura.”
     
  2. Celemo

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  3. Karl Hungus

    Karl Hungus Fan of lingonberry pancakes, autobahn, deine kable
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    randomly looking for something to watch, saw this on hbo max and turned it on since it had fallen off my radar initially. happy i did, was hilarious.
     
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  4. Karl Hungus

    Karl Hungus Fan of lingonberry pancakes, autobahn, deine kable
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    i should add that i'm a huge lonely island fan. i think the subject matter didn't really seem like it'd be funny to me so i didn't go out of my way to watch this compared to hot rod and other stuff they've done. but i was wrong and dumb, and glad i finally made a point to watch it.
     
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  5. 20/20/20/20

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    A man with giant ears begging your pardon
     
  6. Celemo

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  7. 20/20/20/20

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  8. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    Every time I hear or read DJ Turner’s name, my brain processes it into Conner’s voice here.
     
  9. Celemo

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    I’m guilty of “Costco Samples Like a Motherfucker” every time we go to Costco. Mrs. Celemo is not a fan of this
     
  10. Clown Baby

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  11. Clown Baby

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    An extremely underrated part of the movie is when Conner goes out in his makeup and Sarah Silverman says he looks like Matthew Modine was stung by bees
     
  12. Celemo

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    Holy fuck I actually thought about quoting that but opted for the catchphrase verse
     
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  13. Celemo

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    Did these guys ever record or even actually write lyrics and beats for “I’m a Nerd for Ass”? I’m not sure how I’ll react to the answer
     
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  14. bruce bowen

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  15. LuPoor

    LuPoor Cuddle with the homies watching Stand By Me
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    Watched Popstar again last night, forgot about the guitar tech's flatlining hobby. Holy shit that killed me
     
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  16. Clown

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    The 30 Seconds to Mars joke killed me last week
     
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  17. Clown Baby

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    Our tummies are full of paella
    Here’s a recipe for the paella
     
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  18. Mix

    Mix I own a Fuddruckers with Scottie Pippen
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    Got my wife just hooked on this album. Probably my most proud accomplishment.
     
  19. Dick Dollars

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    My kid is using I’m So Humble for his walk up music in little league
     
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  20. Clown Baby

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    He’s painfully honest with his fans. Probably too honest.

    What’s up, everybody. Just jerked it. Feeling really mellow right now.
     
  21. Clown Baby

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  22. Clown Baby

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    Conner Dickless?

    They should call him No Dick 4 Real
     
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  23. fattmante

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    But where was that muthafucka though?
     
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  24. LetItSoak

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    Not sure why this popped in my head yesterday but Maya Rudolph dropping a hard R was somehow more uncomfortable than most white people saying it in movies
     
  25. WhiskeyDelta

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    She's only half allowed to say it?
     
  26. LetItSoak

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    Not sure what the rules are but damn she sounded uncomfortable which made it super awkward. I'm assuming that was the point
     
  27. Mix

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    Their podcast with Seth Meyers is great. Just super funny dudes.
     
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  28. Clown Baby

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    You’re so mangy Mona
    Hair part wider than a country road-a
    Unless you count cats she died alone-a
    The Mona Lisa sucks
    Da da da da da
     
  29. duc15

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    It’s great I’ve been racing through them
     
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  30. Mix

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    Yeah listened to them all in like 3 days and I don't listen to many podcasts.
     
  31. Celemo

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    Now I’m in a cowboy hat yeehaw
     
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  32. MG2

    MG2 I like to give away joy for free
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    Just watched 7 Days in Hell again. Forte's performance belongs in the HOF and I need him in every sports doc for the rest of time.

    "To me a very clear, very well done 'pussy eating' sign"
     
  33. ~ taylor ~

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    I listened to the Hot Rod episodes last week. Very enjoyable.
     
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  34. bro

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    Hot Rod is such an amazing movie.
     
  35. Celemo

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    It was the inflight movie on my way back to Oregon after burying my dad. I was in a horrible place mentally and that fucking movie made me laugh out loud so many times

    it has a special place in my heart for that
     
  36. MG2

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    I've binged through the Lonely Island pods over the last 10 days or so and really love the content. Also watched the Samberg interview on Peacock on Kevin Hart's show, which I thought was interesting.

    SNL is such a fascinating place compared to anything else in entertainment. It comes across as like a 9-month summer camp where everyone there was kind of miserable because they're working all nighters and doing 100 work weeks, but after they leave they have these crazy memories they laugh about because they were all stuck there together and saw so much crazy shit.
     
  37. MG2

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    Andy's story about his conversation with Lorne about Roy Rules on today's pod was a good time.
     
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  38. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    So it’s just pledgeship for Comedians
     
  39. Mix

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    Succulent handjobs
     
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  40. Jalen Rose

    Jalen Rose I'll allow it.
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    The episode of the podcast with Forte when they read the unaired “Hockey Date” script with him and Julia Louis Dreyfus had me keeled over in laughter. So bummed it didn’t air.
     
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  41. JonathanCoachman

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    Speaking as an Ibiza, native that might be one of my favorite thongs of theirs.
     
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  42. lazy bum

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    They did say on one of the recent episodes that they will make more music at some point.
     
  43. ~ taylor ~

    ~ taylor ~ not affiliated with Taylor Swift
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    Favorite part about the entire podcast is the Lorne imitations. So good.
     
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  44. JonathanCoachman

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    Love the end of some 30 Rocks where a character says something outlandish as Executive Producer Lorne Michaels shows up on the screen.
     
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  45. JonathanCoachman

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    One night I got to roam around 30 Rock alone and didn’t run into another living soul. Except for one gigantic lesbian. Who is Conan O’Brien and why is she so sad?
     
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  46. Clown Baby

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    We got a whole thread for this on the tv board
     
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  47. JonathanCoachman

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    When will medical science finally find a cure for Clown Baby's mouth?
     
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  48. bro

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    Cera's voice note was a delight
     
  49. 20/20/20/20

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    I feel more humble than Dikembe Mutombo
    after a stumble left him covered in a big pot of gumbo

    [​IMG]
     
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  50. Celemo

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    that line ran through my head when I heard the news
     
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